Post your bus jokes here 2
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continue from the previous thread ehich has been expired
http://buses.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=213335
I'll start mine first:
What is the real meaning for SMRT, Singapore Man Run Train
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Buzz 666 to Hell from Hougang Interchange.
Only one way... Cannot go back.
If you want to go back go and plead with Satan. =P -
Originally posted by TheVistaAero:Buzz 666 to Hell from Hougang Interchange.
Only one way... Cannot go back.
If you want to go back go and plead with Satan. =P 
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One day, this mother and boy wanted to go to Changi Airport from Orchard Road by 36. Near Plaza Singapura, the boy told his mother that he needed to go to the toilet. His mother said reaching soon. At Raffles Hotel, he told his mother again but his mother still refused to alight. When the bus departed the bus stop, he asked his mother if she could open her mouth for him to pee inside. Hi smother said no. Then he shouted, "Why Daddy can I cannot?!" She alighted at Suntec.
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-_-" Dirty MindedOriginally posted by NickL_C151:One day, this mother and boy wanted to go to Changi Airport from Orchard Road by 36. Near Plaza Singapura, the boy told his mother that he needed to go to the toilet. His mother said reaching soon. At Raffles Hotel, he told his mother again but his mother still refused to alight. When the bus departed the bus stop, he asked his mother if she could open her mouth for him to pee inside. Hi smother said no. Then he shouted, "Why Daddy can I cannot?!" She alighted at Suntec. -
LMAO!Originally posted by NickL_C151:One day, this mother and boy wanted to go to Changi Airport from Orchard Road by 36. Near Plaza Singapura, the boy told his mother that he needed to go to the toilet. His mother said reaching soon. At Raffles Hotel, he told his mother again but his mother still refused to alight. When the bus departed the bus stop, he asked his mother if she could open her mouth for him to pee inside. Hi smother said no. Then he shouted, "Why Daddy can I cannot?!" She alighted at Suntec. -
HAHAOriginally posted by NickL_C151:One day, this mother and boy wanted to go to Changi Airport from Orchard Road by 36. Near Plaza Singapura, the boy told his mother that he needed to go to the toilet. His mother said reaching soon. At Raffles Hotel, he told his mother again but his mother still refused to alight. When the bus departed the bus stop, he asked his mother if she could open her mouth for him to pee inside. Hi smother said no. Then he shouted, "Why Daddy can I cannot?!" She alighted at Suntec. tts dirty... -
this place worse than "BAR"
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Uh oh. Son saw mum giving dad bj .Originally posted by NickL_C151:One day, this mother and boy wanted to go to Changi Airport from Orchard Road by 36. Near Plaza Singapura, the boy told his mother that he needed to go to the toilet. His mother said reaching soon. At Raffles Hotel, he told his mother again but his mother still refused to alight. When the bus departed the bus stop, he asked his mother if she could open her mouth for him to pee inside. Hi smother said no. Then he shouted, "Why Daddy can I cannot?!" She alighted at Suntec.
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SBST leh? Si Bei Suay Today.Originally posted by bus555:What is the real meaning for SMRT, Singapore Man Run Train -
old...Originally posted by NickL_C151:One day, this mother and boy wanted to go to Changi Airport from Orchard Road by 36. Near Plaza Singapura, the boy told his mother that he needed to go to the toilet. His mother said reaching soon. At Raffles Hotel, he told his mother again but his mother still refused to alight. When the bus departed the bus stop, he asked his mother if she could open her mouth for him to pee inside. Hi smother said no. Then he shouted, "Why Daddy can I cannot?!" She alighted at Suntec. -
NO LAH! ARE YOU SURE?Originally posted by Scania N113CRB luver:Uh oh. Son saw mum giving dad bj . 