Big Balls Syndrome
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New Terminal Illness Discovered!
Big Balls Syndrome - dua lam pa (scientific name)
Recent reports show that many Singaporean guys are infected with the Big Balls Syndrome. The main characteristic of guys suffering from this illness is sitting with their legs WIDE open when they are on the bus such that they will occupy the ENTIRE seat. If you do see any of such guys on the bus, please pity them because they find it really hard to shut their legs and most probably they need to rest their huge and heavy balls on the seat. Also, please do not insist on sitting next to them because an accidental push might crush those huge and fragile balls. These patients do not have much time left with their balls because their balls will explode when they reach the final stage of the illness. Your effort to show care and concern for guys suffering from this illness will be greatly appreciated.
Recent trends also show that both Singaporean guys and girls love and adore their bags SO VERY MUCH that they will make sure their bags get a seat next to them when they are on the bus. Oh! What a wonderful, loving world!
*PLEASE. IF THE SEATS ON THE BUSES ARE MEANT FOR 2 PASSENGERS, LET IT BE MEANT FOR 2 PASSENGERS! -
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Hey u guys are at the wrong forum... if wan to post these stuff go to bar instead thanks ....
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I think this disease has been around for some time.....
its just been spreading more rapidly recently -
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Hey kuekj! Are you stupid or just plain stupid?! You really think there is such an illness? Or do you think this thread is dirty cos i mentioned balls? Come on lah...wake up your freakin idea... this thread was written with ultimate sarcasm...it just means that there are a lot of inconsiderate people around who open up their legs so wide while sitting on the bus that no one else can sit beside him.. Go brush up your comprehensive ability lah....Originally posted by kuekj:Hey u guys are at the wrong forum... if wan to post these stuff go to bar instead thanks ....
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i always meet this kind of person..
i usually say u mind?..
if not reaction.. i will say lam pa jin tua hor!
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you really said that? haha what was his reaction after hearing it?
i came across a lot of such people....and i'm really pissed off...tht'w why i started this thread... sometimes when the bus is already very crowded...no choice got to sit next to a "dua lam pa" guy....and he still doesnt close his legs... damn inconsiderate! if there's no one sitting beside you, you can take the whole seat for all i care but when there's someone beside you, please leave half a seat to that person....
DO NOT say it's impossible to shift.... just sit up straight and close up your legs! Those of you who still say cannot....dun bullshit...unless you're taller than 1.8m or you're god damn fat...then i got nothing to say.... -
Pls Post this Under the COmplaint Section... Can anybody stop this Tread.. ??
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This kind of people will always be around..
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sometimes I also put my bag on the seat, cuz my bag is so lovable. right bag? right bag? ohhh what a cutie!!
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lol.. because i student ma.. din read carefully... lol..
i belong to those "put bag on seat" ppl sometimes.. especially when it's like army haversack size.. (got plenty of books)
cuz they cannot put on floor! they obstruct human traffic.
but i not that sort who sit and "open big big" de.
if not pants might tear.. lol..