Knn farnie thing last night
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haha eh got one damn henga nd farnie thing to tell u all
Last nite i was alone, and damn hungry, abt 8+pm i tot of going KATO JIAN at kitchener rd.
So when i turned into Kitchener Rd along Jalan besar, i see KATO JIAN like not much people, then damn happy, *coz normally lotssa cars park at rd side makan*
Then i made an illegal u-turn and wanna park my bike at this rd side, then i see this big fucking white TP bike park directly outisde KATOJIAN... but the TP not around... so i stopped there awhile... and think *eh, TP come here eat or summon people leh?*
Then i decided not to risk and made another illgeal u-turn through the cars in between.. then i heard someone call me, i turn my head, see the White uniform TP point at me to stop opp the road... *then i realised he was summoning cars parkingat the double yellow lines* then i see see awhile, he turn and walk to his bike.. i quickly ram my bike and run away...
i run abt 200m got one small lane along those KTV bars, and i hide behind a car and stop my engine. Then while i was making phonecall, 2 strangers *a man and a woman* walk past from the KATO JIAN direction saw me, and they told me in mandarin (eh quick go, he looking for you!) *while they pointed at the KATOJIAN direction*.
Then i kanjiong sial, i walk to the kopitiam and see if the TP still around, then i quickly start my bike and go into the Bangla Square, lotssa Banglas *SUnday mah* hehe, then i exit to Serangoon Rd and run away..
Hahahahaha damn fucking heng MAN!!!!
U all imagine, if i stupid stupid stop and wait the TP come... know what offence i can kenna?
1.) Shorts/Sandals
2.) Licence plate, front back *plastic/sticker*
3.) Illegal u-turn
4.) Dangerous riding (u-turn while in between cars horizontally)
5.) Modified pipe
6.) Fancy tail flashlights
Tonns of summon $$ and demerit points sial..
Moral of the story, if can run, run away, don stupid stupid TP ask u stop and u down there wait for TP come give u Ang Bao... hehehehe -
And the tp was a lady right.... haha...
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knn u sibei cartoon -
haha.....u r a i duno wat to say u jus make me smile after my exhuasting day.
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tOngEh
A good rider is one who can live long enough to ride another day. -
You never go pray to TI GONG and your ancestors meh? If i were in your shoes, i definately wait for him where he told me to.
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wah u not skard bang into bangla meh? everytime i pass thru dat area, i press and hold my horn all e way one.. to them, the whole road is like a big playground.. all run here run there..
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Then they got hide behind the lamp posts and turn their head left and right? hahahaOriginally posted by kun:wah u not skard bang into bangla meh? everytime i pass thru dat area, i press and hold my horn all e way one.. to them, the whole road is like a big playground.. all run here run there.. -
got to hand in to u, i mean ur alertness and tis piece of entertaining story. but thk u hv missed out somethg --zui jia yi deng for running away
how come u didnt get caught on normal days har? -
no leh, male one... hehe those typical attitude problem TPs... see face like won give chance that kind one..Originally posted by GSXR:And the tp was a lady right.... haha... -
COz u rich... LoL....Originally posted by TA150:You never go pray to TI GONG and your ancestors meh? If i were in your shoes, i definately wait for him where he told me to.
i don wanna risk my 2B/2A ah.... hehehe
TongEh:
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aiyah.... they from India mah, they oso dono road laws.... in India, there's no road one, like a playground... all sand... bo bianz.. heeOriginally posted by kun:wah u not skard bang into bangla meh? everytime i pass thru dat area, i press and hold my horn all e way one.. to them, the whole road is like a big playground.. all run here run there.. -
MUAHAHAHAZ!!!Originally posted by aaron017:Then they got hide behind the lamp posts and turn their head left and right? hahaha
Deng~! denge denge Deng~ denge denge Deng~! Yit Yit Yit Yit Yiiiiiiiiiiiii~~~~ -
thank u thank u~ heheeOriginally posted by GL:got to hand in to u, i mean ur alertness and tis piece of entertaining story. but thk u hv missed out somethg --zui jia yi deng for running away
how come u didnt get caught on normal days har?
hahahaha got leh... knn last 2 weeks at Lornie Rd kenna stop by TP, catch me for my Fancy brake lights... knn last 3 days just received summon... $50......... kaoz... must pay by 22th Dec...... Haiz..... $50~~!!! Fly Fly away~~! -
oi, tat fella got see ur no. plate ?Originally posted by TZR:thank u thank u~ hehee
hahahaha got leh... knn last 2 weeks at Lornie Rd kenna stop by TP, catch me for my Fancy brake lights... knn last 3 days just received summon... $50......... kaoz... must pay by 22th Dec...... Haiz..... $50~~!!! Fly Fly away~~! -
don think so, hehe he see oso no use, he no proof... and no eye witness... he LPPLOriginally posted by ah_tee:oi, tat fella got see ur no. plate ? -
U better pray, who knows he/she rems your license plate number and you received a registered letter 2-3 weeks later.
If 1 month still nothing happen, then heng loh -
muahahahaha...run here and there...big playground....i'm laughing hard sia...haha...biggest joke of the day..Originally posted by kun:wah u not skard bang into bangla meh? everytime i pass thru dat area, i press and hold my horn all e way one.. to them, the whole road is like a big playground.. all run here run there..
scroll down see aaron's post abt lamp-post, laugh til my sides cramp sia...
hahaha.........comedy nite... -
Eh .. ask u hor ... wear shorts and sandal while riding is an offence is it? Everyday I like that ... but got TP (using car) riding behind me last time, but he never stop me?Originally posted by TZR:1.) Shorts/Sandals
2.) Licence plate, front back *plastic/sticker*
About license plate ... But how come I see a lot of sportbikes front number plate is oso sticker? is license plate = number plate ?
thx,
Alex -
Heard from friend sandals and memudas/shorts not allowed, dunno true or not.Originally posted by LexZEUS:Eh .. ask u hor ... wear shorts and sandal while riding is an offence is it? Everyday I like that ... but got TP (using car) riding behind me last time, but he never stop me?
About license plate ... But how come I see a lot of sportbikes front number plate is oso sticker? is license plate = number plate ?
Alex
License plate stick one confirmed fail inspection. License plate is number plate.
License plate must be metal and bolted or screwed to bike, or not fail inspection. -
hahaha...scaly the tp now is reading ur post and tracking u down...lolololz...Originally posted by TZR:haha eh got one damn henga nd farnie thing to tell u all
Last nite i was alone, and damn hungry, abt 8+pm i tot of going KATO JIAN at kitchener rd.
So when i turned into Kitchener Rd along Jalan besar, i see KATO JIAN like not much people, then damn happy, *coz normally lotssa cars park at rd side makan*
Then i made an illegal u-turn and wanna park my bike at this rd side, then i see this big fucking white TP bike park directly outisde KATOJIAN... but the TP not around... so i stopped there awhile... and think *eh, TP come here eat or summon people leh?*
Then i decided not to risk and made another illgeal u-turn through the cars in between.. then i heard someone call me, i turn my head, see the White uniform TP point at me to stop opp the road... *then i realised he was summoning cars parkingat the double yellow lines* then i see see awhile, he turn and walk to his bike.. i quickly ram my bike and run away...
i run abt 200m got one small lane along those KTV bars, and i hide behind a car and stop my engine. Then while i was making phonecall, 2 strangers *a man and a woman* walk past from the KATO JIAN direction saw me, and they told me in mandarin (eh quick go, he looking for you!) *while they pointed at the KATOJIAN direction*.
Then i kanjiong sial, i walk to the kopitiam and see if the TP still around, then i quickly start my bike and go into the Bangla Square, lotssa Banglas *SUnday mah* hehe, then i exit to Serangoon Rd and run away..
Hahahahaha damn fucking heng MAN!!!!
U all imagine, if i stupid stupid stop and wait the TP come... know what offence i can kenna?
1.) Shorts/Sandals
2.) Licence plate, front back *plastic/sticker*
3.) Illegal u-turn
4.) Dangerous riding (u-turn while in between cars horizontally)
5.) Modified pipe
6.) Fancy tail flashlights
Tonns of summon $$ and demerit points sial..
Moral of the story, if can run, run away, don stupid stupid TP ask u stop and u down there wait for TP come give u Ang Bao... hehehehe
haha joking lah..eh next time better dun run lah...if suay suay he c ur number plate then tua ki liao...aiyoz..hahaha -
Then how come all sportbikes I saw uses sticker (stick it to the windscreen)?Originally posted by lanxx:Heard from friend sandals and memudas/shorts not allowed, dunno true or not.
License plate stick one confirmed fail inspection. License plate is number plate.
License plate must be metal and bolted or screwed to bike, or not fail inspection.
Is the inspection held regulary or only when you get caught by TP? If your bike have to go inspection, and your front number plate is sticker, what normally biker should do? -
All one to look nice mah, so use sticker. New bikes 1st 3 years no need inspection, so unless get caught by TP or ROV, nobody bothers loh. License plate have to be metal and also screwed to the bike to passOriginally posted by LexZEUS:Then how come all sportbikes I saw uses sticker (stick it to the windscreen)?
Is the inspection held regulary or only when you get caught by TP? If your bike have to go inspection, and your front number plate is sticker, what normally biker should do? -
my front plate last time sticker n metal both got, sticker paste there then the metal one just stick above overlap it
later i take away the sticker coz ugly lah. somemore metal plate one can just like that pluck out, hehe take photo more chio ^_^
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but if he decided to stop u, it b 3 pts n 130 or 200 dollars fine,Originally posted by LexZEUS:Eh .. ask u hor ... wear shorts and sandal while riding is an offence is it? Everyday I like that ... but got TP (using car) riding behind me last time, but he never stop me?
About license plate ... But how come I see a lot of sportbikes front number plate is oso sticker? is license plate = number plate ?
thx,
Alex
for the no. plate, it b 70 dollars -
Impossible, if a police wants to arrest someone, he gotta have eye witness and proof. If summon comes, i can just go fuck them up saying i didn't see anyone, i can just deny... coz he didn't caught me red handed with proof..Originally posted by lanxx:U better pray, who knows he/she rems your license plate number and you received a registered letter 2-3 weeks later.
If 1 month still nothing happen, then heng loh