Weird stuff on Ebay...
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People sell the strangest stuff on Ebay.com..
In correspondence with the earlier thread about a ghost trapped in a jar for sale on Ebay, here are more bizarre stuff for sale!
"Old bottle with Schenley embossed on neck and on the bottom it says federal law forbids sale or reuse of this bottle. It is clear with a flared neck, maybe meant for a stopper, which I do not have. Inside is a dead mouse for character which I will leave in upon sale. A real conversation starter. This is from my Grandmothers collection, so it is before 1960."
"If you are a Sci-Fi then the ALIEN BABY FETUS in a bottle keychain is a must have. These are really hot and going fast.Out a thousand there are only a few hundred left. Take one for yourself or more for your friends. The picture shows the Aliens actual size. Only $2.00 each these go for $4.99 in any novelty shop or store if you can find them."
"Well I'll try to describe this lot the best I can. What we have here are several things I just discovered in my couch while trying to find the remote. We have one pack of Big Red Chewing Gum(3 pieces left)I don't see a date so I'm not sure if it's still good. Next we have a 2.5 inch machine threaded screw(phillips head)Also, $.80 in change(details upon request).Following that we have two red rubber bands, one needs a little restoration. One piece of peppermint candy that I'm sure my father gave me. One paper clip in mint condition. A single red cap from what I believe to be a Bic Pen,(How may times have you wanted one of those)A single wrapper from a Starburst candy. A quarter of a match stick as well as a partial box(might still light, I won't guarantee) The edge of a single piece of paper from a mead spiral bound notebook. A few shards from a pecan shell from the tree which is in my front yard. And finally, about a third of a pretzel(age and origin unknown) "
That's right, folks. Step right up and get your bullet hole decals!
The first ones were single bullets, like the ones on top. However, they have steadily grown more elaborate, with multiple bullet holes and cracks radiating from them, until you get a work of beauty like this car ...
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"My Dignity for sale. The winner will receive a piece of paper that says "My Dignity" on it, with my signature. Warning: I may become a sad man after relinquishing my dignity. No shipping cost(unless from outside of the United States, then buyer pays for shipping)! "
"did i mention annoying brother for sale. "
"This is the auction of the century. Never has there been an opportunity quite like this. For a limited time, and I mean LIMITED...you have a chance to bid on this 100% authentic Grandma. She was born in the early 1900's. She has lived through 2 World wars and the Clinton Presidency. She loves cleaning house and picking up after people.
Accessories included:
2 pairs of Dentures
1 Quilt
1 Set of old lady clothes
1 pair of glasses
3 bottles of foot ointment
1 Rocking Chair
Your grandma will come wraped in jumbo bubble wrap, in a crate that doubles as a wooden coffin when she dies. We are so sure you will be happy with your grandma that we will throw in an extra pair of dentures. THATS NO TYPO! a free pair of dentures, but only for a limited time. If for any reason you are not happy with your grandma, just return her within 30 days for a full money back gurantee.
Warning: Grandma is known to spout profanity at times, and does get cranky if not given her medicine (note: medicine is not included) "
The bid for Grandma reached $1,000,000 until it was stopped.
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hmmm.. there were a few where the guy would shave bald and tattoo anything the winner wanted on his head...
he would keep his head bald for a year then let his hair grow..
then, there's the world infamous Giant Cheeto -
Broken Sony DVD player DVP-S360
Item # 3028480179
Current bid US $7.50 Starting bid US $1.00
Quantity 1 # of bids 5 Bid history
Time left 2 hours, 32 mins +
Location Franklin, MA
Country/Region United States /Boston
Started Jun-03-03 07:42:30 PDT Mail this auction to a friend
Ends Jun-06-03 07:42:30 PDT Watch this item
You are bidding on my Sony DVP-S360 DVD player.
The player powers up just fine, but it doesn't like to play DVD or CD discs. If you put a disc in the player, it will try to spin the disc up a few times, and eventually NO DISC will come across the screen. Once in a while, if you eject and insert the disc a few times, it will eventually read the disc, and play normally. I've found that putting a lampshade on my head and dancing in my boxers helps this out, but your mileage may vary.
The player is in good physical condition. I took it apart to see if there was anything obvious in there to fix, and lost the screws. I didn't touch any of the innards, just wanted to let any prospective buyers know that the screws are missing.
The original Sony remote control is included with this player. If nobody buys this, it's going in the trash. Happy bidding. -
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