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An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to take a leak very badly. After a long search he just couldn't find anyplace to relieve himself. So he just went down one of the side streets to take care of business.
Before he could even get unzipped a Moscow police officer said, "Hey you, what are you doing?"
"I gotta go, man," replied the tourist.
"You can't go here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered.
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "whiz away."
The American shrugs, turns, unzips, and starts right on the flowers.
"Ahhh. Whew. Thanks. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist.
"No. This is the American Embassy." � -
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hahahaa....not funny...
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u are so stressed.... relax down ....... look on the bright side of life.....Originally posted by sh|nY_BoY:hahahaa....not funny... -
not sad over the canoing thing la..but rather...... no need say u also know la hor? haizOriginally posted by weidev:u are so stressed.... relax down ....... look on the bright side of life..... -
ai.... i still don know leh.... can give hints?>Originally posted by sh|nY_BoY:not sad over the canoing thing la..but rather...... no need say u also know la hor? haiz -
my nick without boy... haiz ....Originally posted by weidev:ai.... i still don know leh.... can give hints?> -
Love sick? boy
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just a invisble man..Originally posted by erijazz:Love sick? boy -
kekeke..weidev..tt's a good one huh..? hehehe..more jokes..more jokes..
well...shiny_boy..cheer up yah..? remember..life's not a bed of roses..there's no perfection in this mother earth..there're bound to be flaws in every human being..u'll encounter thunder..rain..lighting..but always remember..after every storm..there'll be rainbow yah..?
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then.. i would ask u.. where is my rainbowOriginally posted by Angel^_^:kekeke..weidev..tt's a good one huh..? hehehe..more jokes..more jokes..
well...shiny_boy..cheer up yah..? remember..life's not a bed of roses..there's no perfection in this mother earth..there're bound to be flaws in every human being..u'll encounter thunder..rain..lighting..but always remember..after every storm..there'll be rainbow yah..? -
Wahahahahha
Gd one dude!
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Originally posted by sh|nY_BoY:then.. i would ask u.. where is my rainbow
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wa liao.... so simple... rainbow is at the end of the world..... go fetch it now...boy.....Originally posted by Super_lian: .... i can be ur rainbow.... -
wah lieu... i'm here.... no need to go till so far... as long as ur cute hee...Originally posted by weidev:wa liao.... so simple... rainbow is at the end of the world..... go fetch it now...boy..... -
Originally posted by Super_lian: .... i can be ur rainbow....
u will regret later...
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hahaOriginally posted by weidev:wa liao.... so simple... rainbow is at the end of the world..... go fetch it now...boy.....