Are you hung up?
Are you hung up?
Honest...
Outta site, yeah!
Listen, ah,
Are you hung up?
Well...
Youre strung up, are you?
I decided... I called it
Honest...
Outta site, yeah!
Listen, ah,
Are you hung up?
One of these days I am going to erase every tape in the world
...in the world...world...
Tomorrow I may do it...
All the frank zappa masters...
Nothing... blank... empty... space...
Thats what they are now...
Blank... empty... space...
I know hes sitting in there,
In the control room now,
Listening to everything I say
But I really dont care
Hello frank zappa!
Hi boys & girls
Im jimmy carl black
Im the indian of the group!
gogogogooohohoohooohoogogogogo
ah mos is a sissy lao auntie .........
Pooweee
Somebody in the audience:
Stop that. . .
Heavy business, man
Fz:
Are you upset? say it again?
Somebody in the audience:
Fuck you . . .
Fz:
What?
Audience:
Fu ck you!
Fz:
Im fu cked? thats the nicest thing anybodys said to me all day . . . .
ah mos is a sissy lao auntie .........
I bought my MIL a chair for Christmas, but she wouldn't plug it in
ah mos is a sissy lao auntie .........
Mother Knows Best: At a senior citizen's meeting, a couple were celebrating their 50th Anniversary. The husband stood up and was telling story of his dating habits in his youth. It seemed that every time he brought home a girl to meet his mother, his mother didn't like her. So, finally, he started searching until he found a girl who not only looked like his mother and acted like his mother, she even sounded like his mother. So he brought her home one night to have dinner, and his father didn't like her.
ah mos is a sissy lao auntie .........
George went on a vacation to the Middle East with most of his family, including his mother-in-law. During their vacation, and while they were visiting Jerusalem, George's mother-in-law died. With the death certificate in hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the States for proper burial. The Consul, after hearing of the death of the mother-in-law, told George, "My friend, the sending of a body back to the States for burial is very, very expensive. It could cost as much as $5,000 dollars." The Consul continued, "In most of these cases, the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body here. This would only cost $150 dollars". George thinks for some time, and answers the Consul, "I don't care how much it will cost to send the body back. That's what I want to do." The Consul, after hearing this says, "You must have loved your mother-in-law very much, considering the difference in price between $5,000 and $150 dollars." "No, it's not that," says George. "You see, I know of a case many, many years ago of a person that was buried here in Jerusalem, and on the third day he was resurrected. Consequently, I do not want to take that chance!"
Good afternoon hondapons.
Thu, 5 Oct 2006. 12:41 pm.
ah mos is a sissy lao auntie .........
Thing-fish:
Dont look obdewlla! its too horrible! I blieve de muthafucker bout to ask dat rubber girl to dance!
Harry-as-a-boy:
Hey, good-lookin!
Thing-fish:
See! I told ya!
Harry-as-a-boy:
May I have this dance?
Thing-fish:
Muthafucker barf me right on outa here, an gag me wit a spoon!
Harry-as-a-boy:
Whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? do you come here often?
Thing-fish:
Yow!
Harry-as-a-boy: (singing)
I got a girl with a little rubber head
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
She never talk back like a lady might do
An she looks like she loves it every time I get through
And her name is
A-r-t-i
F-i-c, I cry
A-l, dont be shy!
Artificial rhonda
With the plastic pie
Her eyes is all shut in a ecstasy face
I can cram it down her throat, people, any old place!
Then I throw the little switch on her battery pack
n I can poot it, I can shoot it till it makes her gack!
And her name is
A-r-t-i
F-i-c, I cry
A-l, dont be shy!
Artificial rhonda
With the plastic pie
Ensemble:
De boy got a girl wit a lil rubber haid
Rinse her out evvy night, jes befo he go tbed
He gonna grow up, n marry dat trash
Wit a ugly rubber head, an a flateable gash
She jes de kinda girl dis sucker might need
Hes a little bit dumb, peoples, yes indeed
De boy wanna rhonda, jeffo hisseff!
She gonna take what he got til nothin be lef
She gonna take what he got til nothin be lef
She gonna take what he got til nothin be lef
She gonna take what he got til nothin be lef
ah mos is a sissy lao auntie .........
i think mossy a bit pressure liao...
A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing; and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" " My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me." The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually. "Needs ironing," he said.
