Fz:
One of, one of the things that I like best about playing in new york is this particular place, because it has - it has a stage that is conducive to, how you say in the trade, audience part
Tion. now if theres one thing that I really like, its, uh, audience participation. now listen... I gotta figure out something that I can, uh - do you think we should have another dance contest
Ght? oh, hey - the injured person dance contest. ah, well, lets see...awright, Ill tell you what were going to do. heres a, heres a guy who really wants to be in the dance contest aw-reety,
Ighty, hey. okay...
Butch:
You are great, man - you are great. you are the best, baby. do dinah-moe humm.
Fz:
All right, now wait a minute - whats your name? hey, hey - whats your name?
Butch:
Butch.
Fz:
Awright, the dynamic butch. heres, heres a girl that wants to dance with butch. whats your name?
Lena:
Lena.
Fz:
What?
Lena:
Lena.
Fz:
Lena, meet butch. okay, lena and butch, couple number one. heh heh. okay, lets see - that guy there, with his...that - that one there with the teeshirt on - no, no, the other one - this o
No, no - no no no, wait a minute, wait... well, youre - actually, youre very nice, though. would you like to come up here? ...okay, but dyou think you can behave yourself? you, youre sure yo
Behave yourself? ...okay, whats your name?
Guy:
Tom, man. (mumble, mumble) you, baby, I (mumble, mumble)(gurgle) you (mumble, mmf, etc.).
Guy:
Arrgh, mmmf, glurg, etc.
Fz:
Awright, now wait a minute. awright, awright, now wait...
Guy:
(mumble, mmf.) ugliness! ugliness!
Other guy:
Frank, youre my buddy! arrgh, mmf.
Fz:
Awright, wait a minute, wait a minute. I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. if youre out there and youre cute, maybe youre beautiful, I just
To tell you somethin - theres more of us ugly mother-fuckers than you are, hey-y, so watch out. now...
Guy (butch? ):
Will you bring my girlfriend on stage, maybe?
Fz:
Sure. all right, now you - he wants to get his girlfriend - go get your girlfriend.
Girl:
Hey zap!
Fz:
Good to see you again.
Girl:
Squeak!
Fz:
I know.
Guy:
I aint no fu cking queer.
Fz:
All right, now look, heres what were going to do. awright. now. this - theyll be mashed, Ill save them, Ill save them for later.
Guy:
Im not a fu cking queer.
Fz:
This man is trying desperately to let everybody know that hes not a queer. hes not queer, hes not queer. awright, and now... you are going to dance, like youve never danced before...&q