H2'2006 Challengers' Crapbox
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When Im dancing with deseri
All the boys are jealous of me
Im as happy as I can be
Oh, deseri
Im as happy as I can be
Whenever Im with deseri
She saves her lovin just for me
Oh deseri
I will never be untrue
I will never ever make her blue
Shell never sigh, cry, sit and pine
We will share a love divine
Deseri is mine
Im as happy as I can be
Whenever Im with deseri
cause she saves her lovin just for me
Oh deseri
(spoken)
Deseri, deseri, the first day we met
Ill never forget
I saw you walking down the street
And my heart skips a beat
I told you of my love for you
But there was nothing, nothing you would do
I said, please hear my plea
Come dance with me
Oh deseri, you came
We went to the dance that night
I held you so tight
And I know that our love will last thru the years
For ever, holding each other, for cram & for dorssn -
...Originally posted by StarPuppy:the evil sith lord!
/me draws lightsaber
look into my eyes...
left to left and right to right.....
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Originally posted by StarPuppy:Ministry of Sound
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ladies night! -
:
Dew on the newts we got. newt money dew.
Its a payment on the rental for the dewy little newts we got.
We got em dewy. left em in the yard all night,
Though they didnt get uptight.
The little vixens, the saucy little vixens, [? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ].
I know that they did not, did not,
I know that they did not dash off into the night -
i handsome rightOriginally posted by Mospeada:...
look into my eyes...
left to left and right to right..... 
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2.26pm and 45 pages...
there is still hope -
One n one is eleven!
Two n two is twenty-two!
Wont somebody kindly tell me,
Whats the government is tryin t do...
Dickies just to tricky
For a chump like me to use
You take that sub-committee seriously, boy
You could get a seizure from the evenin news
Millions n millions of dollars...
Much as he might need...
He could open up a chain of motels, people
On the highway, yes indeed!
Quadrafonic desperation!
Just might be some confinement loaf all up under your bed
If you just might pinch a little loaf in your slumber
The fbi gonna get your number
The fbi
Gonna get your number
The fbi
Gonna get your number
Etc.
Tryin not to worry
Tryin not to care
But you know, I get delighted
When that soup goes over there
Cant have no private conversation
Nowhere
In the usa
Cant wait til the rest of the people all over the the world
Find out their government
Is just the same ol way
Every day...
The gangster stepped right up,
n kissed him on the lips good-bye
Made him a cocksucker by proxy, yes he did,
An he didnt even bat an eye!
The man in the white house -- oooh!
Hes got a conscience black as sin!
Theres just one thing I wanna know --
Howd that asshole ever manage to get in? -
stonepuppy
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i never go before..whats it like there arh?Originally posted by SGpork: .
ladies night!
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Originally posted by StarPuppy:i handsome right
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Trumpet solo
Mwaa mwaa mwaa
Trumpet solo
Mwaa mwaa mwaa
Alto solo
Monologue:
Years ago in tshermany when I wos a very small boy, zey was a lot of peoples stending around on ze corners asking quest-shens: vy are you stending on ze corner eck-ting ze way you do, look
E way you look! vy do you look zat way!, they ask me end I vanted to say: I dont know, Im just stending here waiting in ze evening, and its nice outside...
( rest obscured by pseudo-operatic voices )
Nyaah nyaah nyaah nyaah
Nyaah nyaah nyaah nyaah
Did you get any
Onya onya onya
Onya onya onya
Mwaa mwaa mwaa -
why i stone?Originally posted by SGpork:stonepuppy -
couldnt say where shes coming from,
But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm
She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you cant make me cum
(yjes cant do it)
She made a bet with her sister whos a little dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum
I dont mind that she called me a bum,
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
(so I got down to it)
I whipped off her bloomersn stiffened my thumb
An applied rotation on her sugar plum
I pokedn stroked till my wrist got numb
But I still didnt hear no dinah-moe humm,
Dinah-moe humm
Dinah-moe humm
Dinah-moe humm
Where this dinah-moe
Comin from
Done spent three hours
An I aint got a crumb
From the dinah-moe, dinah-moe, dinah-moe
From the dinah-moe humm
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you aint been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you aint been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you aint been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you aint been to it
cause I cant get into it
Unless I get out of it
An I gotta get out of it
Before I get into it
cause I never get into it
Unless I get out of it
An I gotta be out of it
To get myself into it
(she looked over at me with a glazed eye
And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area
And she said...)
Just get me wasted
An youre half-way there
cause if my minds tore up
Then my body dont care
I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
An said my-my-my
What sort of thing
Might this lady get high upon?
I checked out her sister
Who was holdin the bet
An wondered what kind of trip
The young lady was on
The forty dollar bill didnt matter no more
When her sister got nekkid an laid on the floor
She said dinah-moe might win the bet
But she could use a little ------- if I wasnt done yet
I told her...
Just because the sun
Want a place in the sky
No reason to assume
I wouldnt give her a try
So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An asked if she had any cooties on there
(whaddya mean cooties! no cooties on me!)
She was buns-up kneelin
Buns up!
I was wheelin an dealin
Wheelin an dealin an ooooh!
She surrended to the feelin
She sweetly surrendered
An she started in to squealin
Dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed
With her lips just a-twitchin an her face gone red
Some drool rollin down
From the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition
Her sister was in
She quivered n quaked
An clutched at herself
While her sister made a joke
bout her mental health
till dinah-moe finally
Did give in
But I told her
All she really needed
Was some discipline...
Kiss my aura...dora...
M-m-m...its real angora
Would yall like some more-a?
Right here on the flora?
An how bout you, fauna?
Ywanna?
Mmm...sound like ymight be chokin on somethin
Did you say you want some more?
Well, heres some more...
Mmm, sure...listen
Dyou think I could interest you
In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?
Mmm...tweezers!
Here, lemme sterilize em...
Gimme your lighter...
I couldnt say where shes coming from,
But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm
She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you cant make me cum
(yjes cant do it)
I whipped off her bloomersn stiffened my thumb
An applied rotation on her sugar plum
I pokedn stroked till my wrist got numb
An you know I heard some dinah-moe humm,
Dinah-moe humm
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe -
i nv go before tooOriginally posted by StarPuppy:i never go before..whats it like there arh?
tho my fren always call me..
maybe 1 day i shall really go in n check it out..see whats the fuss about -
M.O.I)
[Tully Gymnasium, Florida State University
October 9, 1970]
Back [...] a hundred years ago
There wasn't anyway you can go down here in Florida
Mississippi
[...]
Any of [...] things
Then you got your home [...]
And you got your own things
And you got your soul brothers
Hundred years ago [...]
Would never [...] it was
[...]
[...]
[...] background, ladies and gentlemen
[...] brownie diphtheria harmonica blues
[...] Asthma Mark
And the Funk Brothers
Good God!
Good God!
[...]
What is this?
I can't stand it
I can't really [...] a heartbreak
You just warm me up
Take it to my pocket please
Take it to my hometown
Take it to my strawhat
Take it in my blue [...]
They send me down by the scarecrow
And they say
Hey, boy
You better picking bluebirds all day long
It's about time you really got it on
And I know you brothers got rhythm and you got soul
Somebody you play some, I mean
We gotta have one on every block
Just to show how cool we are
I'm staying [...] and all of this
What's that rag you're listening here
Would be [Joe Brown and the Twistmen], boy
Would take your women back to their shed
We're gonna use you to make me feel, boy
Then we're gonna sit down and [...] on you
[...]
Fine [...] Asthma Mark
They used to say, play that thing there for more
Play the harmonica, boy
Play that thing
Asthma Mark goes free, yeah!
[...] what?
Asthma Mark goes free, yeah!
Free yeah!
Free yeah!
Carlos Santana, ladies and gentlemen!
Good God!
Don't break that bottle, brother Aynsley
It's all we got
So Asthma Mark would sit on -
becos u look into mos eyes
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i think its a hunting groundOriginally posted by SGpork:i nv go before too
tho my fren always call me..
maybe 1 day i shall really go in n check it out..see whats the fuss about -
Direct, directly from my heart to you
Direct, directly from my heart to you
Oh, you know that I love you
Thats why I feel so blue
Oh I think, I will love the man always
I think, that I will love the man always
Yeah, wed be so happy together
But youre so far away
Well I need, I need you by my side
Oh I need, yes I need you by my side
Oh I love you little darlin
Your love I could never hide -
i think the pace has slowed down liao
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Give me
Your dirty love
Like you might surrender
To some dragon in your dreams
Give me
Your dirty love
Like a pink donation
To the dragon in your dreams
I dont need your sweet devotion
I dont want your cheap emotion
Just whip me up some dragon lotion
For your dirty love
Give me
Your dirty love
Like some tacky little pamphlet
In your daddys bottom drawer
Give me
Your dirty love
I dont believe you have ever seen
That book before
I dont need no consolation
I dont want your reservation
I only got one destination
An thats your dirty love
Give me
Your dirty love
Just like your mama
Make her fuzzy poodle do
Give me
Your dirty love
The way your mama
Make that nasty poodle chew
Ill ignore your cheap aroma
And your little-bo-peep diploma
Ill just put you in a coma
With some dirty love
The poodle bites!
(come on, frenchie)
The poodle chews it!
(snap it!)
The poodle bites!
(come on, frenchie)
The poodle chews it!
(snap it!) -
BACK FROM MY toilet BREAK
maybe shouldnt have gone...
now not in the mood to SPAM...
must warm up again -
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35 more pages in 2 1/2 hours...
abit the diff -
a bit onlyOriginally posted by Mospeada:i think the pace has slowed down liao
i think maybe i stay here post -
hunting ground as in..Originally posted by StarPuppy:i think its a hunting ground
ONS?
know more girls?
what else.. 