H2'2006 Challengers' Crapbox
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Uhh, may I see your papers pleez? ?
Uhhh, lemme see.
Hand me your suitcase, let me . . . open it.
Im just a bit nervous you understand.
Open the suitcase.
This hasnt happened . . . too often.
Uh-huh, I see, how many . . . sixty-two packages of cigarettes. why are you carrying all zees into germany for? what are you doing this for?
I . . . I . . .
How long have you been livin in berlin?
I dont live in berlin.
Where do you live?
I live in texas.
Texas?
Texas.
Oh I see, lyndon johnson lives in texas too, does he not?
I know, sure does.
Ooh, hm this is alright.
You mind . . . is it alright if I shut my suitcase off?
Shut it off? ? ?
Ha, ha ha ha.
Do you care for one of these cigarettes?
Now, whos this lady you are with?
What lady?
This lady here, standing next to you.
Oh, this is uh, this is...
Has she has papers too?
Papers! lemme see your papers!
How come you have to yell so much, what did we do?
I dont yell.
Were just trying to get into the country.
This is my country, its not your country, Im ? here, Ive been standing here for years and years doing zis every time. you making me very angry.
Is this ze fazerland.
This is ze fazerland yes.
Listen you ought to check all the mothers through customs. hey line up as soon as you finished . . .
Are you through with me, sir?
You may step over here to the right.
Thank you.
My name is fritz, open the suitcase please?
Just a moment here, just a moment.
What is this theres sixty two copies of horseshit magazine. what are you carrying horseshit magazine around for . . .
Its a hoax, hold it, hold it here.
What is this. right there!
Hold it hold it. Ill never forget you fritz
Alright, next, you may close this now.
Next whos up, uh, here he comes. who are you? hand me your paper.
Heres my papers
Your name is duke? whats this duke, duke dewild. have you seen many german movies, you ever go to ze movies?
I never go to the movies
What is zis, you bring zees into germany. zees are japanese tools. why do you bring japanese tools to germany where we make the finest tools ever, you, what are you doingk? thats 60 marks for y
H my god, whats the matter with you?
(coughing)
Oh my god, please please not here. step . . . . oh my god, what are you doingk. oh, who are you, what is your name, hand me your paper. is your name larry? larry frnoga?
Yes.
Larry frnoga?
Larry frnoga
Oh my god, what are you doing, what are you doing zat for?
Im beating the horse to make it go faster.
Thats not a horse thats a table.
Whats the difference?
Ha, ha, ha
Dont go too fast, does it, for a table.
What is this? ohhh, zefrin, cl brand of ah nasal spray. you have a cold? how long have you had a cold?
About a year. (about.)
You had a cold for a year, are you trying to bring a cold into zis country. oh my God dont cough on me. what is this medal say. sais berlin survival award 1968.
Thats where I got my cold.
You were here before in berlin.
Thats right.
What, what were you doing in berlin?
I gave a concert
You gave a concert in berlin?
Thats right.
To whom?
The german people.
The german people
Yes.
Dont take the german people lightly, I say, who is this man here, is it arthur, arthur tripp
Arthur, arthur
Its a german name is it not?
English
Tripp?
Ja.
Tripp?
Ja, ja? !
Ja, ja-ja...
Stop giggling, youre having too much fun, you know we arrest people for having to much fun here.
I beg your pardon.
When you come to someone elses country do you run around on the grass and make it dirty everywhere you go?
No, I stick pretty close to the bars.
You know you people all look... bars?
We have a lot of bars here
Ysure do. heh-heh, scuze me if I laugh.
Dont laugh.
Alright Ill do that.
Who is this man here, the other man?
Hes our leader.
He is your leader?
Ja.
Wh-what is his function and how does he lead you?
He directs us by with signals various vocal noises.
Vocal noises? vat are some of the noises?
Eh, peep.
Peep?
Poowah.
Pooowahhhhhh
I see you all are very well organised, we all like order in germany you know. you have such a pleasant smile, may I see your papers?
You see I dont exactly have my papers with me i.
You dont have papers?
I may have left them in my other bag.
He has no papers huh.
He has no papers.
I mean if there was something I could do for you.
Do you have any identification.
Identification, lemme see.
Its a nice watch you have on.
Wa ist los?
It used to have a mickey mouse there, i...
I tell you what Ill do.
If if if you give me zat watch.
Nein.
Thats a very strange german accent.
Ja ha ha ha.
Are you sure . . .
Are you from strabourg or was
Hes a russian spy, hes a russian I think.
I think so.
Get him.
Hands up!
Oh god.
Whats goin on?
You want an enema?
No Ill take a cheeseburger.
Why is the bow-tie goink from your neck.
Im practicing to fly.
Why is everyone in this group having bow ties going from ze neck?
Theyre all weird.
Gimme your watch.
I still dont trust this guys accent.
Who is this, who, who? come here, come over here. do you have a suitcase.
We must watch this one.
We must watch this one, right. lets open the suitcase.
Awright. what is this, oh, you too carry many cigarette. what is this lyrics. ah these are lyrics:
My guitar wants to kill you mama
My guitar wants to burn your dad
I get real mean when he makes me mad
This is very good, this is very normal, german lyrics. youre all welcome to our country.
Ha ha ha.
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wtf???Originally posted by udontknowme:hIAK~
how come not 'able' to pcc
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eh...Originally posted by SGpork:
today you A LOT hor... -
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coughing)
Its being hot and everybody workinon her
So I figured id
Rip off her
Drawers and
Get a little -
Well be back in a little while. -
Originally posted by StarPuppy:might as well..crap
we take a topic..then lidat not so boring
how about it?
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can see my pictures??
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it was in one of your postsOriginally posted by hondapons:wtf???
dont tell me you have no idea what you are posting??
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Originally posted by udontknowme:eh...
today you A LOT hor... -
Howard: Yes, ladies and gentlemen, coming to you direct from high atop the Konrad Adenauer Inn. Just a short forty five minute rocket flight, from where Cape Canaveral meets the Alcan Highway, twenty minutes down Route 66, just a short hop skip and a jump from the corner of Sunset and Fifth avenue. High atop one Fifth avenue where we're listening to the rancid rhythms of Riles Mizzinnitz and his music to make you wanna throw up. Yes, and coming up right after this, ladies and gentlemen, The Five Rancid Fingers of Ben Zedrine and his . . .
Mark: Strings . . .
Howard: Silly side and cut ups, yes, ladies and gentlemen, here we go into another . . . thing. No, not into another thing, ladies and gentlemen, I'm glad, because it's time to say that you're listening to the National Bum Rushing Company and we're all sitting around the table here stewed, ladies and gentlemen, and we're sitting here in Spokane, Washington
Mark: Right on
Howard: Would beyond the reef
Mark: Can Can
Howard: I hope this is it, because I can't go on crooning forever, come on in, boys! -
HONDA!
cannot see
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cmon guys!!!!!!!!!!!
wtf u all doing?
dam slow xia!!! -
Hob-noblin
Wit de goblin
De goblin girl
From da mystery world
Hob-noblin
Wit de goblin
Shes black n green
cause its halloween
Raggedy black
Is the way she dress
Little green shoes
n her hairs a mess
On halloween night
At de costume ball
Shes a goblin girl
An she can gobble it all
Shes a goblin
Shes a goblin girl
Shes a goblin
Shes a goblin girl
I been hobblin
cause of the goblin
Goblin girl ...goblin girl
Some girls like
To dress like a witch
Some girls like to dress like a queen
Best way a girl
Can dress for me
Is in a goblin suit
(they look so cute...)
When theyre a goblin
There aint a problin
When theyre a goblin
I start a-wobblin
Pink all over
Some is tan
Goblin girls
From every land
They look good
From any which-a-way
Every halloween
You can hear me say:
Goblin girl, take it away...
Hob-noblin
Wit de goblin
De goblin girl
From da mystery world
(trick or treat now...etc)
Talkin bout the bad girls
All the goblin girls
Talkin bout the bad, bad girls
The little goblin girls
Some are called doreen
Some are dressed in green
Theyre tricking your treat
But theyre bad girls
Theyre very bad girls
(leprechaun light...etc.)
They make your face look like
You got scales on it
But thats okay...
When the green light shines down
On the black guys in the band
Everybody in the audience
Thinks theyre seeing something
That looks like its made out of
Fish skin
But coy leaves the green gels in the truss
Because he knows the guys in the front
Really enjoy looking like theyve got
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type whole day leh!!!!!Originally posted by hondapons:cmon guys!!!!!!!!!!!
wtf u all doing?
dam slow xia!!!
fingers tired
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wtf !!!Originally posted by udontknowme:HONDA!
cannot see
why cannot???? -
lady...lady..one more try..qi jie shou wo de ai...
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A year ago today
Was when you went away
But now you come back knockin on my door
And you say youre back to stay,
But I say...
Go cry
On somebody elses shoulder
Im somewhat wiser now
And one whole year older
I sure dont need you now
And I dont love you
Anymore
You cheated me baby,
And told some dirty lies about me
Fooled around with all those other guys
Thats why I had to set you free
I sure dont need you now
And I dont love you
Anymore
A year ago today
You went away
And now you come back crying
Crying, crying: please, let me in
But I dont need you
No I dont love you anymore
So go lean on...go cry on
Somebody elses door
Go cry
On somebody elses shoulder
Im somewhat wiser now
And one whole year older
I sure dont need you now
And I dont love you
Anymore (oh, my darling!)
(spoken
Go ahead and cry
Go ahead and let the tears fall outa your eye
Let em fall on your dress
Who cares if it makes a mess?
I gave you my high school ring
At the root beer stand
We had a teen-age love baby
I thought it was sharp
It was really so grand...but
You cheated me baby
And told some dirty lies about me
Fooled around with all those other guys
Thats why I had to get my khakis pressed
I sure dont need you now
And I dont love you
Anymore
(spoken
Baby, I love you so much, darling
Why dont you dig me?
I dig you
But you dont dig me
I dont understand what it is
I had my car re-upholstered
I got my hair processed
I got a nice pompadour job on it
I bought a new pair of shoes
I got some new khakis and I met you
And we went out to get a coca-cola... -
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me tooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!1Originally posted by udontknowme:type whole day leh!!!!!
fingers tired -
but GOOD THING i had two of those bacon egg cheese things just now
gave me LOTSA energy -
so wat topic?Originally posted by SGpork: -
Originally posted by udontknowme:but GOOD THING i had two of those bacon egg cheese things just now
gave me LOTSA energy
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LMAO.... bacon and eggs make wonders huh?Originally posted by udontknowme:but GOOD THING i had two of those bacon egg cheese things just now
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Smurf mee!
?: Smurf meee!
?: Metz
Jeff: Right Howard?
Howard: Right Jeff, we're going for the money, all the way