H2'2006 Challengers' Crapbox
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Rhonda:
Harry! harry, is that you as a boy?
Harry:
Why, it must be! hes so charming and sweet and likeable!
Thing-fish:
Harry-as-a-boy, cmon over n say a few words to de nice peoples!
Harry-as-a-boy:
Hi, folks! nice to be here!
Thing-fish:
Is sure dere be lotsa folks like to know what yo plans are...how yintend tbe gwine about dis uncredibly serious bidniss o growin up in ermerica!
Harry-as-a-boy:
Well, I plan on making a few mistakes, having my heart broken and so forth, using all kinds of drugs, and turning gay as soon as possible in order to accelerate my rise to the top of the heap.
Thing-fish:
Ahh! tremenjous, harry-as-a-boy, simply tre- menjous! you practicin up fo it wit anybody in po-ticlar now?
Harry-as-a-boy:
I cant afford to study with anyone yet, since the bulk of my allowance goes for glue and grateful dead tickets, but soon I hope to be on my knees in a real homo bath house...maybe when my folks
N vacation.
Thing-fish:
Aint you de clever one! tell us, harry-as-a-boy, howdja recide upon dis heah life-style bein de one fo you?
Harry-as-a-boy:
It was pretty simple, really. I lost all desire for intercourse with females when they started carrying those briefcases and wearing suits n ties.
Rhonda:
What?
Harry-as-a-boy:
Lets face it: that would be like fucking a slightly more voluptuous version of somebodys father! Im far too sensitive for such a traumatic experience!
Thing-fish:
You means de womens libromation movenint done created de uncontrollable urgement to play dingle-dangle-dingle wit de personal requipment of yo own gender?
Harry-as-a-boy:
To a degree...i mean...look, Im not stupid! I know its all a thoroughly workable government- sponsored program to control the population explosion, and, just like every other american, Im too
Erned with my own personal health and well being to think of devoting any of my precious time to something as boring as reproduction!
Rhonda:
Harry, I used to think you were merely an over- educated sh it-head, but now that I finally have proof, its going to give me great pleasure to refer to you as an over-educated cocksucker!
Harry:
Well, to be honest with you, dearest, I sort of ...gulp, gulp...
Rhonda:
Wheres the fairies on a string, harry? huh? riddle me this!
Thing-fish:
Easy there, white folks! I told yalld be get- tin yo fairies after while, n yknow dat sort o thing take a little time to woik up to in yo broadway sitchyatium! mammys step fawd n hep d
cocksucker out -
WHAHAHAHA... got u didnt i?Originally posted by udontknowme:NABEIZ
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1 hr 30 mins gtg
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wo nan guo de fang qi ni
fang qi ai
meng bei da shui -
okok...me treat you when me go back kOriginally posted by hisoka:i just wan thte treat haha the p-member wise, well i'm alright even if i dun have it
goodness
what you want???
CHEAP stuff please!!
me very poor 
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yum yum....Originally posted by hondapons:i wana eat indian rojak now!!!!!!
when outing g0 eat har???? heee.... -
swee!!!!
going fast liao... -
Im gonna tell you the way it is
And Im not gonna be kind or easy
Your whole attitude stinks, I say
And the life you lead is completely empty
You paint your head
Your mind is dead
You dont even know what I just said
Thats you: american
Womanhood!
Youre phony on top
Phony underneath
You lay in bed & grit your teeth
Madge, I want your body!
Harry, get back!
Madge, its not merely
Physical!
Harry, youre a beast!
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Madge... I couldnt help it
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WOOHOOOOO!!!Originally posted by PointBlue:
i LOVE this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And if these words you do not heed
Your pocketbook just kinda might recede
When some man comes along and
Claims godly need
He will clean you out right through your
Tweed
Thats right, remember there is a big
Difference between kneeling down
And bending over...
Hes got twenty million dollars
In his heavenly bank account...
All from those chumps who was
Born again
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Hes got seven limousines
And a private plane...
All for the use of his
Special friends
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Hes got thousand-dollar suits
And a wembley tie...
Girls love to stroke it
While hes on the phone
Oh yeah, oh yeah
At the house of representatives
Hes a groovy guy...
When he gives thanks
He is not alone...
He is dealin
He is really dealin
Irs cant determine
Where the hook is
It is easy with the bible
To pretend that
Youre in show biz
They wont get him
They will never get him
For the naughty stuff
That he did
It is best in cases like this
To pretend that
You are stupid
Hes got presidential help
All along the way
He says the grace
While the lawyers chew
Oh yeah
They sure do
And the govenors agree to say:
Hes a lovely man!
He makes it easier for
Them to screw
All of you...
Yes, thats true!
cause he helps put the fear of god
In the common man
Snatchin up money
Everywhere he can
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Hes got twenty million dollars
In his heavenly bank account
You aint got nothin, people
You aint got nothin, people
You aint got nothin, people
Thank the man...oh yeah -
gotta check with ah mos...Originally posted by Me0w Me0w:yum yum....
when outing g0 eat har???? heee....
he is the lau da here...
i am only his runner... -
yes lah yes lahOriginally posted by hondapons:WHAHAHAHA... got u didnt i? -
hmmmm..... when u coming back to sg udon?
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I LOVE CHICKENOriginally posted by udontknowme:FOOD -
Originally posted by PointBlue:
wooot -
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arrrr....where you going??Originally posted by SGpork:1 hr 30 mins gtg
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Im a rock, help Im a rock, help Im a rock!
Ahahahahahahaaa
Help Im a rock, help Im a rock, help Im a rock!
Somebody, please, please!
Help Im a rock, help Im a rock...
Wow man, its a drag being a rock
Help Im a rock...
I wish I was anything but a rock
Heck, Id even like to be a policeman
Hey, you know what, you know maybe if I practised, you know
Maybe if I passed my driving test
I could get a gig drivin that bus and pick some freaks up
In front of ben franks, right!
Help Im a cop, help Im a cop, help Im a cop!
(help Im a rock...), help Im a cop, help Im a cop!
Its a drag being a cop, I think Id rather be the mayor
Always wondered what I was gonna be when I grew up, you know
Always wondered whether or not, whether or not I could make it,
You know, in society, because,
You know, its a drag when youre rejected
So I tore the cover off a book of matches and I sent in
And I got this letter back that said, uhu, aha
It cant happen here
It cant happen here
Im telling you, my dear
That it cant happen here
Because I been checkin it out, baby
I checked it out a couple a times, hmmmmmmmm
And Im telling you
It cant happen here
Oh darling, its important that you believe me
(bop bop bop bop)
That it cant happen here
Who could imagine that they would freak out somewhere in kansas...
Kansas kansas tototototodo
Kansas kansas tototototodo
Kansas kansas
Who could imagine that they would freak out in minnesota...
Mimimimimimimi minnesota, minnesota, minnesota
Who could imagine...
Who could imagine
That they would freak out in washington, d.c.
D.c. d.c. d.c. d.c. d.c.
It cant happen here
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
It cant happen here
It cant happen here
Everybodys safe and it cant happen here
No freaks for us
It cant happen here
Everybodys clean and it cant happen here
No, no, it wont happen here
Im telling you it cant
It wont happen here
(bop bop didi bop didi bop bop bop)
Plastic folks, you know
It wont happen here
Youre safe, mama
Youre safe, baby
You just cook a tv dinner
And you make it
(bop bop bop)
No no no no
Oh, were gonna get a tv dinner and cook it up
Go get a tv dinner and cook it up
Cook it up
Oh, and it wont happen here
(no no no no no no no no no no no
Man you guys are really safe
Everythings cool).
Who could imagine
Who could imagine
That they would freak out in the suburbs!
I remember (tu-tu)
I remember (tu-tu)
I remember (tu-tu)
They had a swimming pool
I remember (tu-tu)
I remember (tu-tu)
They had a swimming pool
I remember (tu-tu)
I remember (tu-tu)
They had a swimming pool.
And they thought it couldnt happen here
(duh duh duh duh duh)
They knew it couldnt happen here
They were so sure it couldnt happen here
But...
Suzie...
Yes yes yes--Ive always felt that
Yes I agree man, it really makes it...yeah...
Its a real thing, man
And it really makes it
(makes it)
Suzie, you just got to town,
And weve been, weve been very interested
In your development.
Forget it!
Hmmmmmmmmm
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me too!Originally posted by StarPuppy:I LOVE CHICKEN 
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hahaha.... ok.....Originally posted by hondapons:gotta check with ah mos...
he is the lau da here...
i am only his runner...
then brother mos pls organise more food outing hor......heeeeee -
porky g2g?Originally posted by SGpork:1 hr 30 mins gtg -
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no idea...Originally posted by hondapons:hmmmm..... when u coming back to sg udon?
either some time around june next year.
or the year AFTER that...
why???
you wanna treat me issit
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
Aynsley: Here comes the gear, lads!
Howard: Dunbar . . .
Jeff: "Here comes the gear, lads"
Howard: I'm telling you man . . .
Jeff: Sounds like a Beatles cartoon
Howard: Key down
Aynsley: Just keep your mouth shut, you . . . Curly!
?: Look at those cars! The race cars
Mark: Sure sounds like the Beatles cartoon, "Hey, John Lennon here . . . "
Jeff: "Hey, Wankers, there goes the gear"
Pilot: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, this is your passenger agent. I'd like to welcome you to aboard United's flight 664 to Spokane. We're departing in just a few more minutes. We'll just be a . . . couple minutes delayed due to loading some extra baggage.
Mark: Could that be ours?
Pilot: I'd like to remind you that the, the bags you've carried on, that they should be stored underneath the seat in front of you . . .
Mark: Howard?
Pilot: During the flight . . .
Howard: Uh, yes, Mark . . .
Mark: Would you like some film?
Howard: I would
Pilot: Hope you have a pleasant trip, and . . . thank you for flying United
Stewardess: Good night, all
Ha ha!
Now, the trip . . .
This is great!