H2'2006 Challengers' Crapbox
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nana's cousinOriginally posted by PointBlue:
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Originally posted by PointBlue:
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Who wants hum? -
the second girl is nicer
not so damn farking SKINNY... -
i still prefer yuko-ogura..
she very kawaii-nehs -
djjOriginally posted by StarPuppy:
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And now folks it's time for
Don Pardo
To deliver our special
Illinois Enema Bandit-type announcement
Take it away, Don
"This is a true story
About a famous criminal
From right around Chicago
This is the story of
Michael Kenyon
A man who's serving time at this very moment
For the crime of armed robbery
It so happened, that at the time of the robbery
Michael, decided to give his female victims
A little enema
Apparently, there was no law against that
But his name lives on
Michael Kenyon
THE ILLINOIS ENEMA BANDIT!"
The Illinois Enema Bandit
I heard he's on the loose
I heard he's on the loose
Lord, the pitiful screams
Of all them college-educated women...
Boy, he'd just be tyin' 'em up
(They'd be all bound down!)
Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag
fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag
fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag
fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
The Illinois Enema Bandit
I heard it on the news
I heard it on the news
Bloomington Illinois...he has caused some alarm
Just sneakin' around there
From farm to farm
Got a rubberized bag
And a hose on his arm
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
The Illinois Enema Bandit
One day he'll have to pay
One day he'll have to pay
The police will say, *"You're under arrest!"*
And the judge would have him for a special guest
The D.A. will order a secret test
And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest
Then they'll put out a call for the jury folks
And the judge would say, *"No poo-poo jokes!"*
Then they'll drag in the bandit for all to see,
Sayin' "Don't nobody have no sympathy...
HOT SOAP WATER in the FIRST DEGREE!"
And then the bandit might say, *"Why is everybody looking' at me?"*
WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY?
WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS KINDA MISERY?
WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY?
Now, one girl shout: *"Let the Bandit be!"*
BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY?
BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY? TELL ME NOW, WHAT'S
YOUR PLEA?
Another girl shout: *"Let the fiend go free!"*
ARE YOU GUILTY? BANDIT, DID YOU DO THESE DEEDS?
The Bandit say, *"It must be just what they all needs..."*
*"It must be just what they all needs..."*
*"It must be just what they all needs..."*
*"It must be just what they all needs..."*
*"It must be just what they all needs..."*
*"It must be just what they all needs..."*
etc. repeat
Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna enema
Enema -
hahaha... even tio gan..........Originally posted by udontknowme:
thanks
you have done A LOT to help
and even sacrificed your lunch -
Who wants hum? -
Originally posted by udontknowme:80 my dear boy....
20 more to go -
Im a band leader. not only can I drink a whole lot, but I play 23 different instruments , too and I dont even know how to read music. self-taught, you know. couldnt tell it, though, to hear me play. when I play and sway in rhythm to the catchy little tunes that I know for five miles around get hot pants for me, hotcha!
Last night was pretty good for a wednesday. we got ten requests for, we got bill bailey, and we played them all and we got seven people came up for the twist contest. I gave away a box with two small bottles of champagne imported from europe (heh) and kissed the girl who won and shook hands with the guy she was with. he didnt mind when I kissed her because Im important.
We have a new routine. been working on it for three weeks or more. I pretend Im a queer and the sax player pretends hes a queer, too, and later on in the show, (thisll kill ya) we kiss each other so that it looks to the audience like we kiss each other on the mouth. (heh). when we go... into a fast number, god, the people love it! wait... till... we... get to las vegas!
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why you got farked??Originally posted by hondapons:hahaha... even tio gan..........
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nnb!!!!!
jealously reali get ppl into troubled hor? -
80.Originally posted by StarPuppy:how many pages are we suppoused to reach?
now the problem is whether we can keep this up and whether mos can be trusted -
they cute sia..my sch girls arh?Originally posted by SGpork:djj
cmi..only got 1-2 can make it..and those are damn kawaii -
Im a beautiful guy
And you have just walked by
And I have gave you the eye
But you pretend to be shy
But Im a beautiful guy
(you know what I mean? you know what I mean? )
So I want you to know why, why, why
You make me cry, cry, cry
cause you wanna try, try, try
Some stupid game on me
Theyre drinking lighter
Theyre full of water
I hear them say:
Lets jog...
Theyre playing tennis
Theyre butts are tighter
What could be whiter?
Hey?
Your athletic approach has a lot of appeal
The girl is responding to your little deal
Shes modern n empty n totally vain
But beauty, of course, can feel no pain -
cannot see leh...Originally posted by PointBlue:
Who wants hum?
but me no like hum -
the 1 in redOriginally posted by udontknowme:the second girl is nicer
not so damn farking SKINNY...
woot thats good
first 1 just a random pic i found .. -
Howard: We gotta do two shows tonight?
Dick: Yeah, I hope you don't use up your vital . . . statistics
Howard: I'm doomed. Two shows, man . . .
Dick: Never two shows important, I mean
Howard: Couldn't have spared me another twenty minutes sleep, another three hours worth of sleep, coul have driven down?
Dick: I cut it to the bare minimum, Howard
Howard: Yeah, man, you're O.D.'ing on Preparation H at this very moment -
mos sure can be trusted de... if he dun pay get from me.Originally posted by hisoka:80.
now the problem is whether we can keep this up and whether mos can be trusted
i will pay. -
hmm..i dun think mos that bo liao to bluff usOriginally posted by hisoka:80.
now the problem is whether we can keep this up and whether mos can be trusted
even he doesn't give..treat it as..for fun lor -
Got no place to go
No love left for me to give
Why should i pretend i like
To roam from door to door
Maybe i'll just kill myself
I just don't care no more
I'm not satisfied
Everything i tried
I don't like the way
Life has been abusing me
Who would care if i was gone?
Who need me to care for them?
Why should i just sit and watch
Wile the others smile?
I just wish that someone cared
If i was happy for a while
'cause i'm not satisfied
Everything i tried
I don't like the way
Life has been abusing me
I'm not satisfied
Everything i tried
I don't like the way
Life has been abusing me
I'm not satisfied, i'm not satisfied -
oh i do believe mos will keep to his wordsOriginally posted by hisoka:80.
now the problem is whether we can keep this up and whether mos can be trusted
its just a matter of what the criteria is... -
nah...Originally posted by StarPuppy:i still prefer yuko-ogura..
she very kawaii-nehs 
cuter -
wah piang suddenly all my images cannot work...
sian...