H2'2006 Challengers' Crapbox
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i shudder what udon will doOriginally posted by hisoka:maybe it willl post more if its horny??
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You surely must be trying
To break this heart of mine
I thought you knew I loved you
And wed share a love so fine
But later that night
You threw a padlock on my door
My clothes out on the street
cause you dont want my love no more
And I cryyyd, I cryyyd
I-i-i-i-i cried my hart out
Cried my heart out
Later that night
(spoken)
Dont go baby, dont put me out on the
Street. your threw my best sharkskin
Suit out on the lawn, right on top of
Some dog waste
(I hold in my hand three letters from
The stages of your fine, fine, super-
Fine career...) and my best white
Shirts with the mr. b collar all
Over the front lawn. wheres my cuff
Links? lemme back in dere. dere?
Huffa puffa, huffa puffa
Theres no room to breathe in here
Thats alright honey. you can come
Out of the closet now -
Originally posted by udontknowme:erm....i meant the scenery pic hor
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coffe 1 packet~~
eyes damm tired xia...
smoke only 3 sticks till now...
damm mossy... got no time for cigggy cos of this.... -
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Mud shark,
Mud shark
You could hear the steam baby
You could hear the screamin steam right now
As the reamer steams up the lake
Reenie weenie up to the snake
Acetylene nirvana
Haemorrhoids
Talkin bout your haemorrhoids baby
Acetylene nirvana
Haemorrhoids
Talkin bout your haemorrhoids baby
Steam roller
(talkin bout your haemorrhoids baby),
Steam roller
Steam roller
(talkin bout your haemorrhoids baby),
Steam roller
Now now girl
Acetylene nirvana
Haemorrhoids
Talkin bout your haemorrhoids baby
Acetylene nirvana
Haemorrhoids
Talkin bout your haemorrhoids baby
I need somebody to help me, help me
Help me, help me, help me, help me, help me
Hear the steam
See the steam
Hear the steam
Hear the steaming hot black screaming
Iridescent naugahyde python gleaming steam roller
Mud shark
All groupies must bow down
In the sacred presence of the latex solar beef
All groupies must bow down
In the sacred presence of the latex solar beef
Steam roller
(talkin bout your haemorrhoids baby),
Steam roller
Steam roller
(talkin bout your haemorrhoids mama),
Steam roller
(do it miles davis) -
i didn't know porky surf sg-girls de
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can someone gimmie a massage?
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Mark: "Hi, friends. Now just be honest about it, friends and neighbours. Did you ever consider the possibility that your penis, and in the case of many dignified ladies, that size of the tities themselves might possibly provide elements of sub-conscious tension . . . "
Howard: See, the trouble here, Frank, lies in the fact that on that sheet it says "that size," it doesn't say "that the size" therefore . . .
FZ: Get a pencil and write in "that the size"
Mark: Could I have a . . .
Howard: Well, I'm sorry
Mark: " . . . weird, twisted anxieties which could force a person to become a politician, a policeman, a narc, a casket maker . . . "
FZ: An usher!
Jeff: A musician
Mark: "Or in the case of the ladies, the ones that can't afford a silicon beef-up, become writers of hot books!"
Howard: "I placed my burning phallus between her quivering quim!"
Mark: "A carmelite nun!"
Howard: "She placed my burning phallus between her quivering quim!"
Mark: "Or jockeys! There is no reason why you or your loved one should suffer. Things are bad enough already without the size of your organ adding even more misery to the troubles of the world! If you are a lady with munchkin tits, you can't console yourself with this age old line . . . "
FZ: No, "you can console yourself"
Mark: "You can console yourself with this age old line from . . . "
Howard: Simmons!
POOO-HHH! POOO-AHH-AHH!
Mark: "And if you're a guy . . . "
Howard: "Anything over a mouthful . . . " -
Originally posted by hondapons:coffe 1 packet~~
eyes damm tired xia...
smoke only 3 sticks till now...
damm mossy... got no time for cigggy cos of this....
then you dont here lah
stare at com screen all the time no good for eyes... -
sometimes..Originally posted by StarPuppy:i didn't know porky surf sg-girls de
when im bored
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i know here cos of sggirls....Originally posted by StarPuppy:i didn't know porky surf sg-girls de
used to post alot of pic there... not now.... -
that one please go look for ah lauOriginally posted by hondapons:can someone gimmie a massage? 
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Lemme take you to the beach
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Lemme take you to the beach
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lahhh
Bring the weenies
Ill bring the soft drinks
And the cookies
Everybodys in love!
Lemme take you to a show
Wo-wo-wo -wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo
Lemme take you to a show
Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo~wo-wohhh
Eat a candy!
You are dandy!
Can I kiss you?
Maybe Ill just hold your hand-eeee!
Lemme take you to the beach again
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Lemme take you to the beach again
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lahhh
At the freak out
Later well peak out
Youre on restriction
So youll probably speak out! -
Originally posted by hondapons:can someone gimmie a massage?
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Originally posted by StarPuppy:i didn't know porky surf sg-girls de
you tot he go porn site directly right?
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he good?Originally posted by udontknowme:that one please go look for ah lau -
Now believe me when I tell you that my song is really true
I want everyone to listen and believe
Its about some little people from a long time ago
And all the things the neighbors didnt know early in the morning daddy dinky went to work
Selling lamps & chairs to san berdino squares
And I still remember mama with her apron & her pad
Feeding all the boys at eds cafe!
Whizzing & pasting & pooting through the day
(ronnie helping kenny helping burn his poots away!)
And all the while on a shelf in the shed:
Kennys little creatures on display!
Ronnie saves his numies on a window in his room
(a marvel to be seen: dysentery green)
While kenny & his buddies had a game out in the back:
Lets make the water turn black
We see them after school in a world of their own
(to some it might seem creepy what they do...)
The neighbors on the right sat & watched them every night
(I bet youd do the same if they was you)
Whizzing & pasting & pooting through the day
(ronnie helping kenny helping burn his poots away!)
And all the while on a shelf in the shed:
Kennys little creatures on display!
Ronnies in the army now & kennys taking pills
Oh! how they yearn to see a bomber burn!
Color flashing, thunder crashing, dynamite machine!
(wait till the fire turns green...
Wait till the fire turns green)
Wait till the fire turns green -
ok...maybe i one day go sggirls also
see why you all go there
hehe... -
ask udon lorOriginally posted by hondapons:can someone gimmie a massage? -
Lets move to cleveland
(...)
Lets move to cleveland
(Ive been there)
Lets move to cleveland -
you tell me here got which guy never go there beforeOriginally posted by hisoka:
you tot he go porn site directly right? -
can dun wan ?Originally posted by PointBlue: -
Doris, get out your poison pen and take a letter. I
have to write to Count Dracula. You know he wrote
me a letter of that sort...
Dear Count Dracula,
I am writing to you from Cucamonga... Ha-ha!
Cucamonga? The weather is lovely. The nausea
of noon. The wind is always blowing and the
sun never shines. And it's rainy and damp four
hundred days of the year.
I enjoyed the party very much. Especially the
sumptuous feast you had prepared. It was
thrilling. From the first appetizers, the 'Chicken
Fried Grub Worms,' on through the dessert,
ohhhh... 'Blood Pudding!' Oh, I love 'Blood
Pudding!' Oh, yes! It was a masterpiece of
culinary skill.
Although I... I was worried for a moment when
you... you said the main course was... 'Fish and
Chips.' We are not THAT plebeian in Cucamonga.
But my fears were quickly allayed when I discov-
ered to my delight it was 'Silverfish and Buffalo
Chips!' Ho-ho! Oh, unique! Oh, they're so
squirmy! Oh-ho-ho! Oh, the first one went
down easy, but the second one was greasy!
Ho-ho-ho...!
Oh my... Oh, I'm getting carried away, because
I... I really must apologise for getting tipsy and
singing. But I have always wanted to be the
DEATH of the party.
Uh, when you hear the pellets drop, count ten and
take a deep breath -
i tot u brokeback 1?