Oh no
I dont believe it
You say that you think you know
The meaning of love
You say love is all we need
You say
With your love you can change
All of the fools
All of the hate
I think youre probably
Out to lunch
Oh no
I dont believe it
You say that you think you know
The meaning of love
Do you really think it can be told?
You say that you really know
I think
You should check it again
How can you say
What you believe
Will be the key to a
World of love?
All your love -
Will it save me?
All your love -
Will it save the world
From what we cant understand
Oh no
I dont believe it
ok...whoever lubber 1st at 80th page will have the 333 treat
Once upon a time
Way back a long time ago,
When the universe consisted of nothing more elaborate than
Mark bolman
Oh, thank you frank
And dont misspell it,
Thats not marc bolan
Thats mark volman
Hiya friends
I wanna welcome each and everyone of you
I wanna say to you tonight
I feel great
I mean, I feel great
Everywhere I go people are always comin up to me
And they say mark, mark, mark
Mark are you kiddin
Lemme tell you this friends:
I am not kiddin
I mean, I am portly and I am maroon
Well, how many people here tonight can guess what I am?
Aaaah
I cant guess what you are
Well, then Ill give you some clues
And the first clue is
I am portly
Does that help?
Not much
No, I dont know who you are
Okay, I got one
Clue number two:
I am double knit
Does that help?
No, not much
Whaddya mean?
Well, then Ive to give you one more clue
I know this is gonna give it away
And I hate like damn to tell you this
But clue number three:
Ich bin maroon!
Ahhhhhhhh youre a sofa!
Once upon a time
Way back a long time ago,
When the universe consisted of nothing more elaborate than
Mark volman ...
Thank you, frank
... trying to convince each and every member
Of this extremely hip audience here tonight,
That he was nothing more, nothing less
Than a fat maroon sofa,
Suspended in the midst of a great emptiness
A light shined down from heaven (* twinkling sounds *)
And there he was ladies and gentleman, the good lord
And he took, he took a look at the sofa,
And he said to himself
Quite an attractive sofa
This sofa could be commercial
With a few more margaritas and the right company
However, I digress
What this sofa needs said the big g
Is a bit of flooring underneath of it
And so in order to make this construction project possible,
He summoned the assistance of the celestial corp of engineers,
And, by means of a cute little song in the german language
(which is the way he talks whenever its heavy business)
The good lord went something like this:
(take it away jim pons!)
Gib zu mir etwas fussbodenbelag
Unter diesen fetten fliessenden sofa
Everybody!
Gib zu mir etwas fussbodenbelag
Unter diesen fetten fliessenden sofa
And of course ladies and gentlemen that means:
Give unto me a bit of flooring under this fat floating sofa
And sure enough boards of oak appeared throughout the emptiness
As far as vision permits,
Stretching all the way from belfast to bogner regis
And the lord put aside his huge cigar
And proceeded to deliver unto the charming maroonish sofa
The bulk of his message
With the assistance of a small electric clarinet
And it went something like this...
Take it away jim pons!
Gib zu mir etwas fussbodenbelag
Unter diesen fetten fliessenden sofa
Everybody!
Gib zu mir etwas fussbodenbelag
Unter diesen fetten fliessenden sofa
And of course ladies and gentlemen, that means:
Give unto me a bit of flooring under this fat floating sofa
And sure enough boards of oak appeared throughout the emptiness as far as vision permits, stretching all the way from belfast to bagner regious and the lord put aside his huge cigar and proceeded to deliver unto the charming maroonish sofa the bulk of his message with the assistance of a small electric clarinet and he went something like... this:
chiong arh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whereupon the house combo at the brasserie drifts into a modified version of one of toad-os big hit numbers buddy jones stares longingly at the little nozzles pooching out of marys moistened u
Clothing, but its too late...warren, one of the other guys from joes garage band has already recognized her (hes now one of the foremost disco-fusion rhythm guitar players on the wet t-shirt
It, currently providing exciting strummery here in miami), and is in the process of getting the details of her life on the bus with larry and the other jolly road crew lads. he eventually sends
Letter with this information in it...
Central scrutinizer:
This is the central scrutinizer...meanwhile, joe hears about marys naughty exploits. he falls in with a fast crowd and gets seduced by a girl who works at the jack-in-the-box, named lucille, wh
Es him an unpronounceable disease...
