Quotable Quotes
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Are you that PLT SGT?Originally posted by Joshua1975:"I can be your angel during your stay here but I will be glad to be a devil." or
"Be it I am an angel or devil depend on your actions."
"Don't take my kindness as my weakness."
"To serve in the SAF is your entiitlements, having me as your PL SGT is a priviledge."
By : SGT (Joshua.) -
Hey you are smart. me bad huhOriginally posted by LazerLordz:Are you that PLT SGT?
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WhahahahahahaOriginally posted by Joshua1975:Hey you are smart. me bad huh
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*Clap Clap Clap*Originally posted by sLeEpWaLkErInG:The more sweat you shed during peacetime training, the less blood you will shed during wartime.
Ernest Chan, BMTC -
Not him lar, it was on the Coy line back in SAFINCOs. Hanging on A or B coy wall. Wow liao. if not wrong, it was quote by LKY long ago lar the name was below the qoute.Originally posted by sLeEpWaLkErInG:The more sweat you shed during peacetime training, the less blood you will shed during wartime.
Ernest Chan, BMTC -
"You all must be garang, so that i can sleep peacefully tonight"
- A Warrant Officer who's the Duty Officer for the night, speaking to the guard commander and the guards during guard duty. -
"You thought,I think,who confirm?"
SGT:"Men,where are you when you are lost?"
Men:"Dunnoe,Sgt"
SGT:"Dun worry,when you are lost,you are in Fuckareweland"
(Fuckareweland-->Derived from the common questioning of "where the f**k are we when soldiers are lost" -
hmm thats new....u got that from a movie as well ?Originally posted by SpecOps87:"You thought,I think,who confirm?"
SGT:"Men,where are you when you are lost?"
Men:"Dunnoe,Sgt"
SGT:"Dun worry,when you are lost,you are in Fuckareweland"
(Fuckareweland-->Derived from the common questioning of "where the f**k are we when soldiers are lost"
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Nah...got it from a NS 3SG attached to HQ NCC in 2001 when we were having the annual orientation competition.Damn funny guy...
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The Ernest Chan is my pc and one more of his quote, it was trhe most memorable when my batchmates and I were in BMT training in BMTC.
This was told to us when we were in pumping postition.
"Gentleman, do you know the four letter word behind your T-shirt? (I was tinking JAIL), it is the Army, and it is not some f***ing boy scout camp, that you come for camp fire." -
"When the river flows down form the mountain, it will form a pond. and there will be fish."
- CPL Ong, Army Daze -
When the chicken learn to swim...the duck can catch worm....
CPL Ong,Army Daze -
Originally posted by SpecOps87:When the chicken learn to swim...the duck can catch worm....
CPL Ong,Army Daze
man, i love this CPL Ong. -
HohohoOriginally posted by SpecOps87:When the chicken learn to swim...the duck can catch worm....
CPL Ong,Army Daze
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You think this is your grandfather camp, issit...?
go fark spider... -
"You call that camel-fuk?You are a disgrace to the country...When the wind blow your leaves, all your stupid leaves fly away..."Originally posted by LazerLordz:Hohoho
CPL Ong... -
LOL. any more CPL Ong's quotes? this fellow is what really make Army daze watchable...
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CPL Ong,"You know what leaf is this?" stroking a CB leaf
Rec.,"Dunnoe Coporal"
CPL Ong,"Nevermind...next time when you grow up and be a man,you will know what leave is this" -
Cpl Ong: Very good. Very strong. Hair also very long. Gentlemen, can you hear someone callingyou?
The recruits all pause, listening
Malcolm: Huh? Corporal, maybe it's my mother.
Cpl Ong: Who??
Johari: Sir, maybe bapak saya??(bapak saya is my father)
Cpl Ong: Gentlemen. Do you know why you can't hear? Bcause your bloody hair is too long, covering your ears. The barber is calling you. 'Come cut har, come cut hair!' Can you hear or not????? -
" Dun blame your swimming trunks if u can't swim "
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During a ATEC defend. arty arty, arty arty...
new YSL: sgt sgt, get the man stand to now.
sgt: "mai kan cheong, it only estab neu now, enemy will take another min 3 hours to come. still have the part and final neu. even after final neu, the man still can brush teeth, eat breakfast than stand to. you like to stand to you go ahead."
new YSL: why you so sure?
sgt: sir, you come here 3 time liao and still can lost, they never come b4 leh. -
During my bmt- "gentlemen, you as recruits are like worms. We old birds like to eat them. But not as bad as smokers. smoking recruits are not worms. they are maggots. bloody maggots. Now smokers repeat after me-I am a maggot. (followed by lots of snigger from my coy) -2LT John Lim
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haha some good stuff, bump the thread.
CPL Ong!
My ex PC: "Wearing the PT kit/Having canteen breaks/Tua longlong/etc is a privilege, taking away your privilege is my privilege". -
By one Ex BG.
"You don't win the war by winning one battle, if need to even it mean to give away 1 whole battalion, you do that" -
"My arm may pop out even as I write"
"My arm was dislocated once when I flushed the toilet"
- Newly posted in recruit to the chief clerk