someone please teach me the art of downgrade
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he told the MO that he that one cant stand during the checkup. then the MO try to do sometime erm erm to his that one to try to make it stand but it cantOriginally posted by Gordonator:how the MO test sia...
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If you are fighting fit,why get downgraded?
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my point exactly. what a bunch of gu liang...Originally posted by Patrik:If you are fighting fit,why get downgraded?
What are pple nowadays thinking abt???
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what an eye opener...Originally posted by martin_lim85:he told the MO that he that one cant stand during the checkup. then the MO try to do sometime erm erm to his that one to try to make it stand but it cant -
god made a mistake by making u a man...
u must have taken alot of things for granted
and think that the world owes u everything....
may NS cleanse ure soul
and i hope u wont be in my platoon on april the 8th.....
cos i dont want a fellow recruit with an attitude like ures.......
TOTALLY WORTHLESS... -
Hei dont downgrade lar, Be a man can...Originally posted by depressed:Hi i got a PES A i wish to downgrade to C or better still F
.Can anyone teach a few other tricks like if i declare myself gay will the officer believe me or do i need a psychatrist report plus what my parents said when they have to come for the next interview.
If i declared depression will i get a downgrade to where?and do i also need a psychatrist report for it?last but not least please teach me some other tricks i heard some ppl said they tried to tell the medical officer they have back pains,e.t.c.
For those who can help me get a downgrade to PES F i would surely give you many thanks and try to repay you as you are my savior thanks
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Reasons not to downgrade
1) The reasons you use for downgrade will be against you when u apply for work next time
2) Next time when you are old, are you going to tell your kids that you chao keng throughout your army life, you want them to learn from you. Chao keng
3) You will make a lot of buddys during army life, those who would remain the closest to you would be those who ciong as much as you and not those who keng as much as you
4) BE A MAN and not a pussy
5) Out of 100 Boys who went into army, 90 of them come out as MEN, the rest remains as boys, which one do u chose
6) You think you are mature enough to think at 21, however, from this incident, you manage to show that you are not mature enough
7) Take it as a toughing up experience
Next time when ppl talk about army life, what are you going to talk about, when ppl are talking about the weapons they handle, are you going to tell them which pliot G pen is good to use.
9) You keng so much, if mange to downgrade so be it, if you fail, haha you will become target man, be prepare for guard duties and such
10) Some gal dont like guys who keng in army. They think they are sissy -
so many workload for me
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Then i find it very strange i remember the group that want to bomb yishun MRT some of the suspects the newspaper reported are exempted from NS and they look perfectly healthy to me alright
During the time when they are eligible for NS, that was the time when SAF does not want to conscript some low education people to the army and thus they were exempted from doing NS.But if thats the case..ouch not a good choice to downgrade to F:p. -
i thought they didnt have to go to the army...cos the army at that time havent conscript malays yet(this is not a flame remark or bait)Originally posted by chikopek:During the time when they are eligible for NS, that was the time when SAF does not want to conscript some low education people to the army and thus they were exempted from doing NS
they were pretty educated wat...one was an engineer too...
but dunno arh...this is really out of topic...hehehehe...now back to the actual topic -
wa. i tot MO ain't suppose to do that oneOriginally posted by martin_lim85:he told the MO that he that one cant stand during the checkup. then the MO try to do sometime erm erm to his that one to try to make it stand but it cant -
LOL.I wouldn't want him in MES too.Originally posted by sidestep1984:god made a mistake by making u a man...
u must have taken alot of things for granted
and think that the world owes u everything....
may NS cleanse ure soul
and i hope u wont be in my platoon on april the 8th.....
cos i dont want a fellow recruit with an attitude like ures.......
TOTALLY WORTHLESS... -
LOL.I wouldn't want him in MES too.Originally posted by sidestep1984:god made a mistake by making u a man...
u must have taken alot of things for granted
and think that the world owes u everything....
may NS cleanse ure soul
and i hope u wont be in my platoon on april the 8th.....
cos i dont want a fellow recruit with an attitude like ures.......
TOTALLY WORTHLESS... -
wats MES anywaes?Originally posted by LazerLordz:LOL.I wouldn't want him in MES too. -
I strongly support your intention to downgrade yourself. You are better off out on the streets than be in the SAF. Suggest that you just not show up when enlistment day comes. Since you mentioned that your grades are atrocious and probably won't get a job, you might as well use the free time to run away from authorities who are trying to arrest you.Originally posted by depressed:Hi i got a PES A i wish to downgrade to C or better still F.Can anyone teach a few other tricks like if i declare myself gay will the officer believe me or do i need a psychatrist report plus what my parents said when they have to come for the next interview.
If i declared depression will i get a downgrade to where?and do i also need a psychatrist report for it?last but not least please teach me some other tricks i heard some ppl said they tried to tell the medical officer they have back pains,e.t.c.
For those who can help me get a downgrade to PES F i would surely give you many thanks and try to repay you as you are my savior thanks.
If you happen to be cornered by these people, just get ready to break both your leg, amputating would be even better! Or just make yourself disappear from the face of the earth since
1. You won't have a good job, probably end up a slob for the rest of your life and a burden to your family and taxpayers.
2. not man enough to do your part as Singaporean
3. Don't want to take care of parents (you mentioned leaving them to your sister's care.)
4. Willing to stoop so low to avoid NS, most likely to be one with no principle/backbone. The world has enough of such people. -
In this sequenceOriginally posted by Pablo:I strongly support your intention to downgrade yourself. You are better off out on the streets than be in the SAF. Suggest that you just not show up when enlistment day comes. Since you mentioned that your grades are atrocious and probably won't get a job, you might as well use the free time to run away from authorities who are trying to arrest you.
If you happen to be cornered by these people, just get ready to break both your leg, amputating would be even better! Or just make yourself disappear from the face of the earth since
1. You won't have a good job, probably end up a slob for the rest of your life and a burden to your family and taxpayers.
2. not man enough to do your part as Singaporean
3. Don't want to take care of parents (you mentioned leaving them to your sister's care.)
4. Willing to stoop so low to avoid NS, most likely to be one with no principle/backbone. The world has enough of such people.
1. Saluted the PC monitor
2. Fell off chair laughing..
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MES - Maintenance & Engineering Support.Originally posted by sidestep1984:wats MES anywaes? -
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ahh i see...Originally posted by LazerLordz:MES - Maintenance & Engineering Support.
learnt another new thing today -
You have to consider the future implications after NS too.
Kenging for 302, bashing oneself to get PES C/E for just 2 years, is it worth it? I mean you got what? 70, 80 years of road ahead of you.
It is just not worth risking the consequences for the rest of the life to siam 2 years of NS.
Have you also thought of what happen if you try to keng and it fails? You will be court martial and sent to DB (Detention Barracks=Army's Jail). And the period in DB is NOT COUNTED as period in National Service. i.e. 2 years DB ontop of 2 years NS= 4 years in SAF. You try to siam NS for 2 years, end up staying in there for 4 years or maybe longer.
Dude, you got to wake up sia. -
Haiz.............
I just slept for a while and when i wake up there are so many posts!!!
Ok err where do i start?
aiyah if you guys wanna hate ppl like me for wanting to run away from NS shrug...there are tons of reasons and this has always been a hot topic hehe.Explaining things doesnt matter.
http://www.sfdonline.org/Link%20Pages/Link%20Folders/01Ds/010701.html
one erm simple example why loh...
erm i dont really bother to make a right quote hehe but if it upset you so much ok...
so upset abt me not being a man can give me money for sex-change op?
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Originally posted by Wuming78
that said, if you are truly admanant about downgrading, you wouldnt need any of our advices. you can definitely come out with solutions that you can convince yourself with. :
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shake i just posted here to see what are the consequences of downgrading e.t.c...So some advice are important as well
and errr
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Originally posted by sidestep1984
god made a mistake by making u a man...
and think that the world owes u everything....
may NS cleanse ure soul
and i hope u wont be in my platoon on april the 8th.....
cos i dont want a fellow recruit with an attitude like ures.......
TOTALLY WORTHLESS...
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No lah i wont be in ur platoon and no i dont think the world owes me anything....how did you come to that conclusion and regarding that question yah loh you might consider asking god when you see him
and err
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Originally posted by nowhere
1) The reasons you use for downgrade will be against you when u apply for work next time
2) Next time when you are old, are you going to tell your kids that you chao keng throughout your army life, you want them to learn from you. Chao keng
3) You will make a lot of buddys during army life, those who would remain the closest to you would be those who ciong as much as you and not those who keng as much as you
4) BE A MAN and not a ^%**@
5) Out of 100 Boys who went into army, 90 of them come out as MEN, the rest remains as boys, which one do u chose
6) You think you are mature enough to think at 21, however, from this incident, you manage to show that you are not mature enough
7) Take it as a toughing up experienceNext time when ppl talk about army life, what are you going to talk about, when ppl are talking about the weapons they handle, are you going to tell them which pliot G pen is good to use.
9) You keng so much, if mange to downgrade so be it, if you fail, haha you will become target man, be prepare for guard duties and such
10) Some gal dont like guys who keng in army. They think they are sissy
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for 1) yes i know now so I was thinking what i should do next
2)I dont plan to marry
3)Haiz its fine with me
4)mentioned earlier
5)do i have other choices
6)Ok loh,since i am not mature can get exempted from NS?:p
7)Can i dont toughen up? I dont like to talk abt army life anyway what so good abt it?
9)ok
10)Their problem what do they know abt NS anyway?and refer to 2)
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Deaf and crazy is always nice.......Originally posted by depressed:Hi i got a PES A i wish to downgrade to C or better still F.Can anyone teach a few other tricks like if i declare myself gay will the officer believe me or do i need a psychatrist report plus what my parents said when they have to come for the next interview.
If i declared depression will i get a downgrade to where?and do i also need a psychatrist report for it?last but not least please teach me some other tricks i heard some ppl said they tried to tell the medical officer they have back pains,e.t.c.
For those who can help me get a downgrade to PES F i would surely give you many thanks and try to repay you as you are my savior thanks. -
You just listed 3 good factors that would make you fit well in the Army.Originally posted by depressed:Quote:
I dont have much friends and my sister can support herself and my parents.
I also dont expect high paying job anyway I slept through my poly life (diploma surely sucked by now when i get it) worse come to worse i will work as a cleaner loh.Diploma f**k** up already liao so NS f**k** up also doesnt matter some more some employers prefer employing girls since they dont have to go back reservist and
NS pay so low so doesnt matter i will still end up poor anyway.
My adivce: Sign on. -
Originally posted by martin_lim85:heard of a case that a guy cant steam and got pes f. i myself got pes E, but dun know will get F if got checkup Really? Im devoid of a sexuality, so it will be easy for me to do that. hooray!!!! can get Pes F and slack liao
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where got steam or cant steam gt to do w e army?Originally posted by martin_lim85:heard of a case that a guy cant steam and got pes f. i myself got pes E, but dun know will get F if got checkup
like u gt hand injury u get excused upper limp..so let ur hand rest than next time can continue n contribute 2 e army.
n likewise gt leg injury, u get excused lower limp....so next time can continue to march, walk etc n contribute to them....
but cannot steam? in which area/ dept in e army they need ur didi to steam in order to serve them? as if u use ur didi to carry out ur duties?!?
tell them u cannot steam therefore cannot shoot than cannot kill e enemy ar?? wahahahaah -
What do you think that "turn to the left and cough" business is all about? And if the MO is not sure, he will cup your ling longs in his hands *ROFL*Originally posted by Gordonator:how the MO test sia...
P.S. its a joke...