someone please teach me the art of downgrade
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Darn... why didn't a chiobu MO do that to me??? LOL....Originally posted by gonegoose:What do you think that "turn to the left and cough" business is all about? And if the MO is not sure, he will cup your ling longs in his hands *ROFL*
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Since you wish to downgrade so much, then go for it lor
The one and only method to downgrade is to
1) Fracture any of your body parts
Hmm consider that fracture may heal in the further, and you would run the risk of being upgrade again... Suggest that you might as well amputate yourself.
Assuming you had amputate yourself, you could be consider legally handicap. So confirm no need to serve liao lor. But the downside is that you have to live with it. Remember, some part dont have spare one, cant replace one.
What SAF stand for serve and F.. off
Now somemore only 2 years, take away your leave and off left how long only.
You want to risk being a handicap for that, you go and count your cost, see if it worth it.
Conclusion
Just do a SAF, downgrade for what -
then play it like goli...(marbles)Originally posted by gonegoose:What do you think that "turn to the left and cough" business is all about? And if the MO is not sure, he will cup your ling longs in his hands *ROFL*
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Heng ar.... I got an 8 - 5 job... includes 2 hours of travelling, wear CV, rank only Corporal, sit down with S3 talk cock sing song, go down ask whole company ( including OC and CSM ) to knock it down.. haha.... who got better vocation than me?
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u chop your cock off, cfm can get pes F.Originally posted by depressed:Hi i got a PES A i wish to downgrade to C or better still F
.Can anyone teach a few other tricks like if i declare myself gay will the officer believe me or do i need a psychatrist report plus what my parents said when they have to come for the next interview.
If i declared depression will i get a downgrade to where?and do i also need a psychatrist report for it?last but not least please teach me some other tricks i heard some ppl said they tried to tell the medical officer they have back pains,e.t.c.
For those who can help me get a downgrade to PES F i would surely give you many thanks and try to repay you as you are my savior thanks
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In your dream larOriginally posted by edemonda:Heng ar.... I got an 8 - 5 job... includes 2 hours of travelling, wear CV, rank only Corporal, sit down with S3 talk cock sing song, go down ask whole company ( including OC and CSM ) to knock it down.. haha.... who got better vocation than me?
OC and CSM knock it down, unless they are on course else no way
even if they are on course, ppl also gave face
you want 2nd Ltd to knock it down, also hard (on course yes, else you wait long long lar)
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AWOL until u become condem peng
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u S3 PA ah? how come I S3 PA last time, also no so good one?Originally posted by edemonda:Heng ar.... I got an 8 - 5 job... includes 2 hours of travelling, wear CV, rank only Corporal, sit down with S3 talk cock sing song, go down ask whole company ( including OC and CSM ) to knock it down.. haha.... who got better vocation than me? -
in his dream maybe?Originally posted by HENG@:u S3 PA ah? how come I S3 PA last time, also no so good one?
maybe adding ajinomoto in his story
ajinomoto not good for health u noe -
Nope... even better than that... the S3 asks me for advice... LOL
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I can believe it when your S3 asks you for advice, but you asking the whole coy to knock it down, and that includes OC and CSM?Sorry, but I think either your story is fabricated or your S3 was standing beside you when it happened.Originally posted by edemonda:Nope... even better than that... the S3 asks me for advice... LOL -
i don't want him in engineers also.Originally posted by LazerLordz:LOL.I wouldn't want him in MES too.
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YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO MAN! Nothing more that i can tink of to say abt you!!!Originally posted by depressed:Hi i got a PES A i wish to downgrade to C or better still F.Can anyone teach a few other tricks like if i declare myself gay will the officer believe me or do i need a psychatrist report plus what my parents said when they have to come for the next interview.
If i declared depression will i get a downgrade to where?and do i also need a psychatrist report for it?last but not least please teach me some other tricks i heard some ppl said they tried to tell the medical officer they have back pains,e.t.c.
For those who can help me get a downgrade to PES F i would surely give you many thanks and try to repay you as you are my savior thanks. -
walk across a road blindfolded... mabbe it helps *shakes head*
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Becos of all the Kengster, SAF now is very strict on downgrading btw if u really want to downgrade F i think the only way out is to change sex even declaring yourself as 302 have to go through so much tests with PMB and it does not garantee Pes F. Declaring yourself a P case also does not garantee u a F as well also u may be admitted in IMH which i think a sane person who was admitted in IMH with all the P cases surrounding you u will turn insane as well.
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Reading such a thread written by a singaporean is a real disgrace. Firstly, the way u write indicates u are a little ah gua. Secondly, IMO the purpose of u avoiding NS is due to a lack of confidence, probably due to being a social failure. If i'm an employer and realising u r PES F irregardless of whatever reason, what makes u think ppl will want to employ u. Since u are so stubborn of avoding NS, i'll advise u to migrate to a country such as Australia and don't ever come back.
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he dun deserved to be a man.Originally posted by gnoik:YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO MAN! Nothing more that i can tink of to say abt you!!! -
muz steam...so n have fun with the chio chief clerk ma...Originally posted by contact_thatslife:but cannot steam? in which area/ dept in e army they need ur didi to steam in order to serve them? as if u use ur didi to carry out ur duties?!?
tell them u cannot steam therefore cannot shoot than cannot kill e enemy ar?? wahahahaah -
Ya lor!Originally posted by kwlee:he dun deserved to be a man.
Why keng downgrade? Haiz.. U like to be a cleaner isit?
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Well, I never wanted to be mean or disrespectful but cleaners have more backbone then him.So good luck finding a cleaner's job, you girlie-man.Originally posted by gnoik:Ya lor!
Why keng downgrade? Haiz.. U like to be a cleaner isit? -
*shakes head*
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He doesn't know what he is missing...
I would have never gotten to know a bunch of like-minded childish freaks (read it in an affectionate way) that is my platoon mates had I not willingly opted to be considered to be a scout.
I would go outfield with them any day...
Where else can you find people whom you can gang up with against superiors, play silly pranks on other people, talk about the human body with, rant about unhygienic personnels sharing the same bunk, or even dream with?
I was apprehensive about entering NS, and I cried when I sent my parents off Pulau Tekong. But hey, I survived, didn't I? Not to mention finding new friends... (But I also learnt to swear, and I did in public without knowing it. Curse you, SAF! You taught me the various dialect pronunciations for human body parts!) -
Where is "depressed" He too pai seh liao ar?Be a real man and serve yr NS ba!Originally posted by Gordonator:*shakes head* -
depressed....
dun give a damn about what those freaking people says about NS... in my camp, all (except a few very nice people who work like hell without any complaints.. they r the truly nice people who goes a mile to help people who chao keng by doing their work), the rest are all finding ways to slack and slack..... THIS IS THE WAY SAF WORKS... dun be hyprocrites.. if given a choice, none of these people would want to waste 2 and a half years of their life, basically doing SH**.........
They said people who HATED ARMY are gu niangs... blah blah blah... but that does not mean they are not.... they can LOVE the army for all they want but THEY HAVE NO RIGHT to critizcize us... everyone has different views about army.. for me... arny is the worst.... I have just been thrown another pile of Sh** just because I'm holding some rank that I don't even given a damn about... wish I was a PTE all the way.... so that I only need to serve 2 years.... ARMY IS BAD..........................
GET A LIFE.. ARMY FREAKS..... hope you all remain in the AMRY for the REST OF YOUR LIFE BY SIGNING ON and then go on to TOUTURE poor people like us... SOME NSFS do that too.. FREAKS AND SICKOS that deserved to be burn in hell 4eva... -
YOU R SO MAN ISZZIT.... LOVE ARMY MEANS BEING A MAN HUH.. DEN MY CAMP AND MANY OF MY FRIENDS ARE ALL GU NIANGS ISZZIT.. NONE LOVE THE ARMY..... F U.... GO N GET A GER TO F LAH... SINCE YOU ARE SO MAN..... FU FU FU...Originally posted by gnoik:YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO MAN! Nothing more that i can tink of to say abt you!!!