Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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HQ 12 Div:
Division Commander - BG Patriot Toh
Division 2IC - COL Master
Division G2/COS - COL Campy
Division RSM - SWO Lazerlordz
7 SIR:
CO - LTC Gaoxingdcf
S1 - MAJ Dann Singh Kween
S3 - CPT Gordonator
DYS3 - LTA Fudgester
MO I/C - CPT (DR) Assume Chao Keng
MO 2I/C - LTA (DR) Cyndi
'A' Coy CSM - MSG Muthu
'C' Coy CSM - 2WO Sehn Tah Claus
'HQ' Coy CQMS - 3SG Luan Luan Lai
PC - 2LT Keh Not Mekkit
PC - 2LT See Beh Chio
Battalion Medic Spec - 2SG Kuekj
Sect comd - 3SG Octega (let's maintain it as 3SG)
Medic - CPL W H Ping
S3 Runner - CPL Tan Go Yankee
Rifleman - CPL Garang Tan
26SA
B Bty CSM: MSG Tai Ger Show
PC: 2LT Keh Not Mekkit
Recruit: Tan Blur Head
CCO Office
MR Ti Ko Pek
LCP Kua Char Bor
PTE Dan Sing Queen
Let's get the ball rolling..SAF and SAF-related themes.No classified info though..Have fun..
"One rainy morning, LCP Tan dragged himself sleepily along Sembawang Road as cars drove by in a rush.The rain soaked his No.4 and he shivered.His handphone rang all of a sudden.He paused, his hand half-inside his shirt pocket, pondering if he should answer it.After all, he was away from camp for a very long time.Having made his mind up, he picked up the phone on the sixth ring.
Hello?...."
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"who is this?" the caller asked.Originally posted by LazerLordz:Let's get the ball rolling..SAF and SAF-related themes.No classified info though..Have fun..
"One rainy morning, LCP Tan dragged himself sleepily along Sembawang Road as cars drove by in a rush.The rain soaked his No.4 and he shivered.His handphone rang all of a sudden.He paused, his hand half-inside his shirt pocket, pondering if he should answer it.After all, he was away from camp for a very long time.Having made his mind up, he picked up the phone on the sixth ring.
Hello?...."
confused, Tan said "sorry? who are you?"
"colonel Nathan R Jessep, commanding officer marine ground forces Bontana Mobane Cuba."
"WTF?"
"you ever served in the infantry unit?"
"ya....." tan replied.
"you ever served in a forward area?"
"I'm not sure what you are talking about. who are you?" tan said.
"colonel Nathan R Jessep, commanding officer marine ground forces Bontana Mobane Cuba. are we clear?"
"yea we are clear. and-"
"ARE WE CLEAR!"
"yes sir we are clear, I know who you are, but what is this about?"
"YOU WANT ANSWERS?!" the caller shouted.
"what? you called me and I dont even know what you want!" Tan said, confused.
"YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!"
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In a fit of anger, LCP Tan ran to his camp, broke into the armskote, and stole....
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a big bottle of rifle cleaning oil.Originally posted by fudgester:In a fit of anger, LCP Tan ran to his camp, broke into the armskote, and stole....
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and started to glug down the oil, thinking it was beerOriginally posted by LazerLordz:a big bottle of rifle cleaning oil. -
Fortunately, MO Ong walked past and shouted...Originally posted by StarPuppy:and started to glug down the oil, thinking it was beer -
Oei!!! What are you doing?!Originally posted by ^spidee^:Fortunately, MO Ong walked past and shouted... -
Originally posted by ^spidee^:Fortunately, MO Ong walked past and shouted...
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oil now very expensive nw...i gona charge u!Originally posted by LazerLordz:Oei!!! What are you doing?! -
MO Ong was forced to perform the heimlich maneuver on LCP Tan. Unfortunately, he slept during that particular lecture, and thus didn't know how to do it.Originally posted by LazerLordz:Oei!!! What are you doing?!
In a flash of brilliance, MO Ong.... -
and LCP Tan tried to drink as fast as he could so that he could empty the bottle and discard the bottle..Originally posted by kaobeikaobu:oil now very expensive nw...i gona charge u! -
wtf..
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"I am trying to taste the oil," said LCP Tan.Originally posted by LazerLordz:Oei!!! What are you doing?!
"My ACJC teacher taught me that oil is good for stomach." -
He threw the bottle out the window and hit 3rd Sgt Jimmy Teo on the head...Originally posted by StarPuppy:and LCP Tan tried to drink as fast as he could so that he could empty the bottle and discard the bottle.. -
then he said 'knn...bo jiu...'Originally posted by ^spidee^:He threw the bottle out the window and hit 3rd Sgt Jimmy Teo on the head... -
and 3sgt Jimmy Teo hurled a barrage of expletives "KNN..CCB...who threw the F***ing bottle out and hit my head? ur ^%*%*^*^ mother never teach ah" but he was caught by....Originally posted by ^spidee^:He threw the bottle out the window and hit 3rd Sgt Jimmy Teo on the head... -
3SG Jimmy stomped upstairs and found LCP Tan sitting under the corridor, outside the armskote.Originally posted by kaobeikaobu:then he said 'knn...bo jiu...'
"Eh bo jio issit?Say ACJC no brains right?I'm gonna kick your ass so far you're gonna need a rocket to book out!" with that..LCP Tan jumped up in shock and ran, and as 3SG Jimmy chased him, he slipped and fell on spilled oil.. -
Only to land on MO Ong, who sustained a severe back injury in the process...Originally posted by LazerLordz:3SG Jimmy stomped upstairs and found LCP Tan sitting under the corridor, outside the armskote.
"Eh bo jio issit?Say ACJC no brains right?I'm gonna kick your ass so far you're gonna need a rocket to book out!" with that..LCP Tan jumped up in shock and ran, and as 3SG Jimmy chased him, he slipped and fell on spilled oil.. -
then lta fudgester n gordonator walked in...Originally posted by fudgester:Only to land on MO Ong, who sustained a severe back injury in the process... -
-Originally posted by fudgester:Only to land on MO Ong, who sustained a severe back injury in the process... -
Suddenly, one lobo clerk, REC SMAP yawned as he walked out of the opened armskote..Originally posted by fudgester:Only to land on MO Ong, who sustained a severe back injury in the process...
He took one look at the CPT and 3SG all covered in oil on the floor..and he said..
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Followed by two fat MPs.Originally posted by kaobeikaobu:then lta fudgester n gordonator walked in... -
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Woah.... slow down guys.... one at a time, yah? We want this story to have a distinct flow. -
yea, and we'll use the first reply to continue the story. ok, carry on..Originally posted by fudgester:-*off topic*-
Woah.... slow down guys.... one at a time, yah? We want this story to have a distinct flow.
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The 2 fat MPs were amused and angered at the same time, at the sight before them. The one with a bald patch look at them and said...Originally posted by LazerLordz:Followed by two fat MPs.