Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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... causing a minor earthquake which led to a building column crashing into the roof of the Division Commander's car.Originally posted by StarPuppy:the guy in XXL PT kit was so happy..he jumped that he jumped for joy....
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The troops were so shocked that they peed on their pants and in a hurry to get away from him,they dropped their rifles on their footOriginally posted by fudgester:... causing a minor earthquake which led to a building column crashing into the roof of the Division Commander's car. 
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CPL Abdul was having kopi in the canteen while BG Tan was in a meeting.He heard a loud crack and he rushed to the corridor to look down..Originally posted by StarPuppy:The troops were so shocked that they peed on their pants and in a hurry to get away from him,they dropped their rifles on their foot
"Oh s.hit....Commander's Audi!!Who's the farker?!!" -
all of a sudden...they hear RuHua singing loudly....silencing CPL Abdul's wordsOriginally posted by LazerLordz:CPL Abdul was having kopi in the canteen while BG Tan was in a meeting.He heard a loud crack and he rushed to the corridor to look down..
"Oh s.hit....Commander's Audi!!Who's the farker?!!" -
Over at MINDEF, the radio came to live, "Foxtrot One Zero Signal Check", the operator replied, "Foxtrot One Two Loud and Clear Over". "Foxtrot One Zero, we discovered that Ruhua is a wanted terrorist who loves to act kuku, she has come to singapore to takedown our major infrastruture. she is heavly armed and dangerous!"Originally posted by StarPuppy:all of a sudden...they hear RuHua singing loudly....silencing CPL Abdul's words -
The signal operator went to his boss, the slightly crazy MSG Muthu of ADF.Originally posted by kwlee:Over at MINDEF, the radio came to live, "Foxtrot One Zero Signal Check", the operator replied, "Foxtrot One Two Loud and Clear Over". "Foxtrot One Zero, we discovered that Ruhua is a wanted terrorist who loves to act kuku, she has come to singapore to takedown our major infrastruture. she is heavly armed and dangerous!"
"Encik, how ah?" -
the watch officer swiftly activitated the SOP for such a contingency ... (being an occifer, he's very good at memorizing SOPs and following them to the letter) .... over at that "place" in changi point .... within that fenced compound inside Hen**n camp .... a telephone rings ...Originally posted by kwlee:Over at MINDEF, the radio came to live, "Foxtrot One Zero Signal Check", the operator replied, "Foxtrot One Two Loud and Clear Over". "Foxtrot One Zero, we discovered that Ruhua is a wanted terrorist who loves to act kuku, she has come to singapore to takedown our major infrastruture. she is heavly armed and dangerous!" -
*over the telephone*Originally posted by Fatum:the watch officer swiftly activitated the SOP for such a contingency ... (being an occifer, he's very good at memorizing SOPs and following them to the letter) .... over at that "place" in changi point .... within that fenced compound inside Hen**n camp .... a telephone rings ...
Hello, Hen**n Camp? This is MSG Muthu at Camp See-Beh-Onn ... please send one extra large hawaiian pizza for the watch officer and myself ASAP, thanks... -
The Duty Specialist's eyes pop wide open, "Huh?MSG Muthu?WE are not pizza hut."Originally posted by fudgester:*over the telephone*
Hello, Hen**n Camp? This is MSG Muthu at Camp See-Beh-Onn ... please send one extra large hawaiian pizza for the watch officer and myself ASAP, thanks...
He beckons his DO to come over.."Erm, MSG Muthu, I'm going to pass the phone to my DO, CPT See Beh Siong." -
MSG Muthu repeats what he said to CPT See Beh Siong, who scratches his head for a while .... Bingo ! .... the code phrase for a contigency one emergency ! ... the son of an important ministar in the cabinet, a super duper white horse (a fat pass E tube of lard excused everything, serving out his two years as a lobo clerk in Camp See beh on) has been kidnapped !!! ....Originally posted by LazerLordz:The Duty Specialist's eyes pop wide open, "Huh?MSG Muthu?WE are not pizza hut."
He beckons his DO to come over.."Erm, MSG Muthu, I'm going to pass the phone to my DO, CPT See Beh Siong." -
Meanwhile back at Camp See Beh Onn, PTE Chan, the fat clerk, was drinking the mess dry when Auntie Leong came in and found the fridge empty.She took a broomstick and began to chase PTE Chan.Originally posted by Fatum:MSG Muthu repeats what he said to CPT See Beh Siong, who scratches his head for a while .... Bingo ! .... the code phrase for a contigency one emergency ! ... the son of an important ministar in the cabinet, a super duper white horse (a fat pass E tube of lard excused everything, serving out his two years as a lobo clerk in Camp See beh on) has been kidnapped !!! .... -
She was angry cos PTE Chan had unwittedly finished a bottle of red wine (spiked with tongkat ali ! ...Originally posted by LazerLordz:Meanwhile back at Camp See Beh Onn, PTE Chan, the fat clerk, was drinking the mess dry when Auntie Leong came in and found the fridge empty.She took a broomstick and began to chase PTE Chan.
) that auntie leong was saving for her rendezvous with the CO later that evening .....
as she chased the fat PTE around .... PTE chan begin to feel an unusual warmth spreading through his body .......
meanwhile ... at the HQ .... -
CPT See Beh Siong was briefing the SOF personnel on a very dangerous mission to undertake at Camp See Beh Onn. The objectives were:Originally posted by Fatum:She was angry cos PTE Chan had unwittedly finished a bottle of red wine (spiked with tongkat ali ! ... ) that auntie leong was saving for her rendezvous with the CO later that evening .....
as she chased the fat PTE around .... PTE chan begin to feel an unusual warmth spreading through his body .......
meanwhile ... at the HQ ....
1. Rescue MO Ong who has a sprained back
2. Rescue the white horse whom the Div Comd kidnapped for wrecking his car
3. Rescue the private who was being chased by the auntie
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SSG See Bey Onn raised up his hand..Originally posted by fudgester:CPT See Beh Siong was briefing the SOF personnel on a very dangerous mission to undertake at Camp See Beh Onn. The objectives were:
1. Rescue MO Ong who has a sprained back
2. Rescue the white horse whom the Div Comd kidnapped for wrecking his car
3. Rescue the private who was being chased by the auntie
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"Sir, what private?" -
CPT See Beh Siong replied, "on second thought, forget about the PTE. by the way, when u all are done, drop by at the cookhouse and tell me what's for lunch."Originally posted by Master -_-:SSG See Bey Onn raised up his hand..
"Sir, what private?" -
CPT See Beh Siong raised his SigSauer P226 9mm pistol and shot SSG See Bey Onn in the forehead.Originally posted by Master -_-:SSG See Bey Onn raised up his hand..
"Sir, what private?"
'Any other questions?' -
in walked a burly man dressed in civilian clothing.Upon seeing CPT See, he chuckled.Originally posted by fudgester:CPT See Beh Siong raised his SigSauer P226 9mm pistol and shot SSG See Bey Onn in the forehead.
'Any other questions?'
"Hey Siong, long time no see!I just came back from America, wah lau the SEAL training..See Beh Siong ah!" -
CPT See replied, "ah yes i remember u CPT Seow Ting Tong, and u still owe me $2.45 remember?Originally posted by LazerLordz:in walked a burly man dressed in civilian clothing.Upon seeing CPT See, he chuckled.
"Hey Siong, long time no see!I just came back from America, wah lau the SEAL training..See Beh Siong ah!" -
In a fit of anger over the unpaid debt, CPT Seow Ting Tong pulled out his Beretta. CPT See Beh Siong pointed his SigSauer straight at CPT Seow.Originally posted by Gordonator:CPT See replied, "ah yes i remember u CPT Seow Ting Tong, and u still owe me $2.45 remember?
Everyone was now treated to a sight of two army captains pointing their pistols at each other, a la Face/Off. -
Then the CO's runner came running in, "Sirs, CO wants to see both of u, now!"Originally posted by fudgester:In a fit of anger over the unpaid debt, CPT Seow Ting Tong pulled out his Beretta. CPT See Beh Siong pointed his SigSauer straight at CPT Seow.
Everyone was now treated to a sight of two army captains pointing their pistols at each other, a la Face/Off.
So they walk to CO's Office with their guns pointing to each other along the way.
Along the way...
CPT See "Nice gun"
CPT Seow "Thanks, yours too." .... -
"Both of u are the best candidates for a top-secret mission we are about to embark," said the CO. "I should call the mission Operation... "Originally posted by octega:Then the CO's runner came running in, "Sirs, CO wants to see both of u, now!"
So they walk to CO's Office with their guns pointing to each other along the way.
Along the way...
CPT See "Nice gun"
CPT Seow "Thanks, yours too." .... -
operation flying eagle .. juz like the 1 we had last year's boxing day.Originally posted by Gordonator:"Both of u are the best candidates for a top-secret mission we are about to embark," said the CO. "I should call the mission Operation... " -
The mission involved flying two F-15T Strike Eagles and kamikaze-ing them into Camp See Beh Onn.... hence the name.Originally posted by Peace84:operation flying eagle .. juz like the 1 we had last year's boxing day. -
you are to fly an F-15T Strike eagle and use it's afterburners around gordonator's house at 0200 hoursOriginally posted by fudgester:The mission involved flying two F-15T Strike Eagles and kamikaze-ing them into Camp See Beh Onn.... hence the name. -
following that, they all gathered in the armskote and started wacking bottles of oil in a frenzy fashion, celebrating before the mission...Originally posted by fudgester:The mission involved flying two F-15T Strike Eagles and kamikaze-ing them into Camp See Beh Onn.... hence the name.
the CO screamed 'lai..lim...bor ta bor lan pa!!'