Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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"Wah lau! Encik! Ur HP sucky one leh!"Originally posted by mhcampboy:The RSM appear from behind and cheekily smile while giving his cameraphone to COL Campy.
Col Campy took the phone and dial 995...
But as he was about to press CALL, the battery died.
The paiseh RSM, quickly keep his hand phone, he forgotten to charge his HP in his office.
Meanwhile, the MESS which is on fire is completely burn down.
BG Toh "Sian liao, now go where drink beer" -
(havent stepped into this thread for ages...)
The case of a burnt officers' mess in the camp was reported in the newspapers the next day.. BG Toh is still depressed without his beer, his car changed beyond recognition...
All training was ceased and all the specs and men were turned out by RSM SWO LazerLordz to clear up the MESS in the officers' mess..
Meanwhile, MSG Gong Aut Sai, the CCO store RQ, booked in with a carton of beer.. -
... and decided to set up a store and sell them to the highest bidder.
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BG Toh put $1. Nobody else dared to put up any bids, so he got the entire carton.
The specs decided to arrow all the saigang to their men and go relax in the spec mess instead, but.. -
COL Campy and BG Toh and SWO LazerLordz has already "chopp" the mess and is having a small pre farewell party for SWO LazerLordz as he is leaving the division soon.Originally posted by kuekj:BG Toh put $1. Nobody else dared to put up any bids, so he got the entire carton.
The specs decided to arrow all the saigang to their men and go relax in the spec mess instead, but.. -
SWO LazerLordz : Wah Col and BG celebrated for me sia... Eh Sir how abt giving all the specs and man off or not?? Battlion Off can approved????Originally posted by mhcampboy:COL Campy and BG Toh and SWO LazerLordz has already "chopp" the mess and is having a small pre farewell party for SWO LazerLordz as he is leaving the division soon. -
Just then, a spec come running into the mess, and spoke to BG Toh. BG Toh's face turned serious, and said in a serious voice, "Gentlemen, we have a situation here.'
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"a madman have finished all the chicken wings in the canteen!" said the general.Originally posted by nanren4ever:Just then, a spec come running into the mess, and spoke to BG Toh. BG Toh's face turned serious, and said in a serious voice, "Gentlemen, we have a situation here.' -
And the general continued "And more importantly THE BEERS GONE!"Originally posted by Gordonator:"a madman have finished all the chicken wings in the canteen!" said the general. -
"fall in everyone in the parade square!!", screamed SWO Lazer.Originally posted by octega:And the general continued "And more importantly THE BEERS GONE!" -
The entire battalion promptly assembled at the parade square within five minutes.Originally posted by monoslayer:"fall in everyone in the parade square!!", screamed SWO Lazer.
However, the unit S3 CPT Gordonator was missing. He had gone out on a date with 2LT See Beh Chio, and had missed the book-in timing. -
how come tis S3 estab so low one? CPT only.. nvm, back to topic..Originally posted by fudgester:The entire battalion promptly assembled at the parade square within five minutes.
However, the unit S3 CPT Gordonator was missing. He had gone out on a date with 2LT See Beh Chio, and had missed the book-in timing.
COL Campy was fully aware of the date btw CPT Gordon & 2LT See Beh Chio.. afterall, Col Campy have been trying to date 2LT See for mths but was nv successful.. overcome by jealousy, he went to "pao toh" to BG Toh!! -
BG Toh, called in an old favor from his old BMT pal, LTC Plane Kumar. He directed the SAR Super Pumas to perform additional survelliance over East Coast Park, where all the lovers' were.Originally posted by monoslayer:how come tis S3 estab so low one? CPT only.. nvm, back to topic..
COL Campy was fully aware of the date btw CPT Gordon & 2LT See Beh Chio.. afterall, Col Campy have been trying to date 2LT See for mths but was nv successful.. overcome by jealousy, he went to "pao toh" to BG Toh!!
(COL Campy's PA had overheard the two lovebirds earlier).
One of the Pumas flew close to the treeline and trained it's powerful search lamp into the carpark, prompting loud yells of !@#$%^&. -
*S3 Change to G3 lar. Thought division camp? how come becum battallion..?Originally posted by LazerLordz:BG Toh, called in an old favor from his old BMT pal, LTC Plane Kumar. He directed the SAR Super Pumas to perform additional survelliance over East Coast Park, where all the lovers' were.
(COL Campy's PA had overheard the two lovebirds earlier).
One of the Pumas flew close to the treeline and trained it's powerful search lamp into the carpark, prompting loud yells of !@#$%^&. -
lagi worse! G3 CPT only..Originally posted by mhcampboy:*S3 Change to G3 lar. Thought division camp? how come becum battallion..? -
the pilots of the Super Pumas were having a great time peeping at the lovers @ECP, totally forgotten abt their mission objective.Originally posted by LazerLordz:BG Toh, called in an old favor from his old BMT pal, LTC Plane Kumar. He directed the SAR Super Pumas to perform additional survelliance over East Coast Park, where all the lovers' were.
(COL Campy's PA had overheard the two lovebirds earlier).
One of the Pumas flew close to the treeline and trained it's powerful search lamp into the carpark, prompting loud yells of !@#$%^&. -
and then a warning light appear and sounded!!.. it seems that the chopper is low on fuel....Originally posted by monoslayer:the pilots of the Super Pumas were having a great time peeping at the lovers @ECP, totally forgotten abt their mission objective.
MAYDAY MAYDAY...shouted the pilot...
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no no CPT Gordonator is S3 of the HQ CCO.Originally posted by monoslayer:lagi worse! G3 CPT only.. -
the Super Puma do not have enough fuel to RTU n the nearest safe landing spot in sight is the parade square where everyone is!! CPT Lau Ti Ko, the pilot, have to make a decision fast!!Originally posted by mhcampboy:and then a warning light appear and sounded!!.. it seems that the jet is low on fuel....
MAYDAY MAYDAY...shouted the pilot... -
oh super puma ar?... heheh ok ok...change chopper then.Originally posted by monoslayer:the Super Puma do not have enough fuel to RTU n the nearest safe landing spot in sight is the parade square where everyone is!! CPT Lau Ti Ko, the pilot, have to make a decision fast!! -
the public thought it was an UFO and called up the media.
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MediaCrop came with their news crew... CPT Lau Ti Ko Was so paiseh,he decide not to take off his helmet... In the meanwhile CPT Gordonator who went on a date with 2LT heard abt the crash and decide to come and kaypoh abit... CPT Lau Ti Ko saw CPT Gordonator and he say : 'Gordy arh,BG Toh looking for u leh,btw u are required to report back to camp and LTC gaoxingdcf is in the carpark waiting for u...'Originally posted by Gordonator:the public thought it was an UFO and called up the media. -
CPT Gordon was furious tat his date was disrupted.. he screamed at CPT Lau Ti Ko, "fark the SAF! fark BG Toh! fark LTC gaoxingdcf! who the hell the tink they r??!! ask them charge me lah! big deal!"Originally posted by gaoxingdcf:MediaCrop came with their news crew... CPT Lau Ti Ko Was so paiseh,he decide not to take off his helmet... In the meanwhile CPT Gordonator who went on a date with 2LT heard abt the crash and decide to come and kaypoh abit... CPT Lau Ti Ko saw CPT Gordonator and he say : 'Gordy arh,BG Toh looking for u leh,btw u are required to report back to camp and LTC gaoxingdcf is in the carpark waiting for u...' -
The television camera crew was on scene to capture CPT Gordy's rantings on film.Originally posted by monoslayer:CPT Gordon was furious tat his date was disrupted.. he screamed at CPT Lau Ti Ko, "fark the SAF! fark BG Toh! fark LTC gaoxingdcf! who the hell the tink they r??!! ask them charge me lah! big deal!"
It was later aired on the 9.30 pm news that night.
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Later that night, 2 MPs where sent to escort CPT Gord back to camp.Originally posted by fudgester:The television camera crew was on scene to capture CPT Gordy's rantings on film.
It was later aired on the 9.30 pm news that night.
But the 2 MPs are dead tired from the non stop rifle drills that they have been doing for the past dunno how many days.
They barely have enought energy to press the door bell.