Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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after putting on the wig, LTA fudgester walks out of the camp to wait for a cab. the sight of LTA fudgester in drag draws lots of attention from the passer-bys, including a groups of ah bengs PTEs who started walking toward him...
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the group of ah beng PTEs went up to LTA fudgester n .........................asked whether he have a lighter to lend...Originally posted by Gordonator:after putting on the wig, LTA fudgester walks out of the camp to wait for a cab. the sight of LTA fudgester in drag draws lots of attention from the passer-bys, including a groups of ah bengs PTEs who started walking toward him... -
LTA fudgester took one out and began to light up for one of the PTES when the lighter exploded... Leaving the PTE's face blackened... They started to stare angrily at LTA fudgester...Originally posted by monoslayer:the group of ah beng PTEs went up to LTA fudgester n .........................asked whether he have a lighter to lend... -
LTA fudgester stared at the blackened face PTE n burst out in laughter!Originally posted by wonderamazement:LTA fudgester took one out and began to light up for one of the PTES when the lighter exploded... Leaving the PTE's face blackened... They started to stare angrily at LTA fudgester... -
one of them even asked LTA fudgester if she/he would want to go a date with him.
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wtf with the LTA fudgester part?
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(it's a joint conspiracy against me. Bleah.Originally posted by laurence82:wtf with the LTA fudgester part? 
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With his rage and frustration reaching the boiling point, LTA Fudgester could not take the abuse any more. He utilised all the skills he learnt in Unarmed Combat lessons to take on all the Ah Beng PTEs.
Within ten seconds they were all down on the ground, writhing in pain. -
CPT Gordonator was driving along the road where LTA Fudgester had used in Unarmed Combat to tackle the Ah Beng PTEs. CPT Gordonator: 'Alamak,fudgester what u doing??? LTC gaoxingDCF ask me to send u to make sure the CDOs do not win the competition leh,not to whack those ah bengs leh,if LTC know abt it,my head and urs are going to roll if the CDOs win the competition again...'Originally posted by fudgester:(it's a joint conspiracy against me. Bleah. )
With his rage and frustration reaching the boiling point, LTA Fudgester could not take the abuse any more. He utilised all the skills he learnt in Unarmed Combat lessons to take on all the Ah Beng PTEs.
Within ten seconds they were all down on the ground, writhing in pain. -
While all these were going on, let's take a look at the CDO side...
CPL Sherwin who got chosen for the competition was basically relaxing. "Aiya, sure win one la! I wont break the tradition which the CDOs have withheld for 21 years.." He hadn't really got an idea of what to perform yet..
However, his S1 shot down an email to him - LTA Fudgester from the competiting unit is in drag together with CPL Octega performing an unknown performance, and you must be better than that! -
at the bottom of the e-mail wrote,
"btw they gave us free nasi lemak too, so nice of them. Please collect the food when it arrived." -
CPL Sherwin felt suspicious...Originally posted by Gordonator:at the bottom of the e-mail wrote,
"btw they gave us free nasi lemak too, so nice of them. Please collect the food when it arrived." -
So he decided to offer his nasi lemak to his much-hated CSM, SSG Tekan King.Originally posted by wonderamazement:CPL Sherwin felt suspicious... -
but surprisingly, SSG Tekan King was immune to the rat poisoned nasi lemak. turns out his body has a strong resistance to poison after eating poisonous snakes for food during his JCC days in brunei.
LTA fudgester decided to think of another way. -
Meanwhile CPL Octega was busy rehearsing...Originally posted by Gordonator:but surprisingly, SSG Tekan King was immune to the rat poisoned nasi lemak. turns out his body has a strong resistance to poison after eating poisonous snakes for food during his JCC days in brunei.
LTA fudgester decided to think of another way. -
CPL Octega was tinking to himsef, "y the hell do i have to do all tis?"Originally posted by wonderamazement:Meanwhile CPL Octega was busy rehearsing... -
(question: is LTA Fudgester still in drag?)
LTA Fudgester decided to take some drugs from the medical centre and mixed it into the western meal the cookhouse was preparing.. -
With a sudden jolt, CPL Octega broke his bone and shouting screaming in painOriginally posted by monoslayer:CPL Octega was tinking to himsef, "y the hell do i have to do all tis?"
LTA Fudgester decided to take some drugs from the medical centre and mixed it into the western meal the cookhouse was preparing..
"DOWNGRADE AH~~~~~! I WANT PES E~~~~~"
Meanwhile at the cookhse, LTA Fudgester finish putting the drugs then he realise
"SHIT! Which pot did I put in?!!!" -
He tried his luck but lady luck was not on his side that day, he tried the first pot and fainted, his face turned pale and started foaming from his mouth...
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LTC gaoxinngDCF heard that the sabotage to the CDOs had not acheived,CPL Ortega broke an bone,and the medical board decide to downgrade him and LTA fudgester and fainted eating the poisoned western meal. He started to scratch head and began to feel the rank on the shoulder,fingering the 2 'crab'... He decided to call CPT Gordonator : 'Eh gordy arh,got any solution????'
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time for plan B.
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CPT Gordonator returned to his desk, opened a drawer and drew out a file containing all the top-secret contingency plans for all kinds of emergencies.Originally posted by Gordonator:time for plan B. -
He then took out a sheet of paper from the file named "Total Annihilation".
This was wad he was waiting for, this was wad his purpos of joing the army was all about. -
Then he heard a quick knock on the door. It was his runner...
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wtf! it was a blank piece of paper.Originally posted by acwire_2125:He then took out a sheet of paper from the file named "Total Annihilation".
This was wad he was waiting for, this was wad his purpos of joing the army was all about. -
It turns out that his runner, CPL Tan Go Yankee, had used the contingency plans to make paper planes.Originally posted by monoslayer:wtf! it was a blank piece of paper.