Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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BG Toh soon found himself surounded by man-eating lobsters.
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Trying his best to swim away from the man-eating lobster, he heard a loud horn, he turn and see its the RSN Endurance.
The BG is overjoyed, "I'm saved! I'm here! SAVE ME! SAVE ME!"
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Steered towards him at full speed...
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......and went past him.Originally posted by wonderamazement:Steered towards him at full speed... -
RADM Moh Bee Deek called up the two Submarine Commanders,
RADM Moh: Oei Ah Seow! Why are you and Pah Kiu Ong playing golf at night in Bintan??!
LTC Diving Seow and LTC Pah Kiu Ong left the phone on speakerphone as they continued to practise driving.
RADM Moh heard the "thwack, thwack, ouch!" and went -_-"
LTC Pah : "Sorry ah Sir, tonight the range got 2 for 1 discount."
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Meanwhile, BG Toh managed to swim away from the man-eating lobsters, only to run into a giant squid.
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While he was tangling with the giant squid, he managed to take out his handphone and call RADM Moh, who was his OCS bunkmate 20 years ago.Originally posted by iveco:Meanwhile, BG Toh managed to swim away from the man-eating lobsters, only to run into a giant squid.
'KNN... Moh! Get your **&%$* Vastergotlands here and blast this blardy sotong to hell!!!'
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RADM Moh: I can't get my sub commanders on the phone. THey are away in Bintan playin golf.
BG Toh: $hit! You want me to die ar? This huge sotong wants to eat me for dinner. -
RADM Moh quickly activate the Navy Diver CO and brief him on the situationOriginally posted by iveco:RADM Moh: I can't get my sub commanders on the phone. THey are away in Bintan playin golf.
BG Toh: $hit! You want me to die ar? This huge sotong wants to eat me for dinner.
RADM Toh "U better retrieve the BG or u will be the sotong on my plate"
But the Navy Diver CO, COL Chow Hee-Lang couldn't hear properly and thought the RADM Moh wants the sotong on his plate... -
COL Chow activated all the divers at his disposal n brief them, "gentlemen, we have a Code Red situation. RADM Moh wan the giant sotong as dinner. so by hook or by crook, we must get the damn sotong or else i gonna burn everyone's weekend! MOVE OUT!"Originally posted by octega:RADM Moh quickly activate the Navy Diver CO and brief him on the situation
RADM Toh "U better retrieve the BG or u will be the sotong on my plate"
But the Navy Diver CO, COL Chow Hee-Lang couldn't hear properly and thought the RADM Moh wants the sotong on his plate... -
all the naval divers began flooding all the seafood restaurants in Singapore looking for the biggest sotong on sale.
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While BG Toh was still busy fighting off the tentacles of the giant squid...
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Suddenly the giant squid broke away...
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because.... it saw the photos of LTA Cyndi and Hurricane Rita (remember many many pages ago? ), plus the white horse picking up soap in his camera phone which turned itself off..
seems like BG Toh was too busy
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BG Toh began cursing why all those unlunky things he went through today have to happen on his birthday.
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Just then, a huge white whale came at BG Toh.Originally posted by Gordonator:BG Toh began cursing why all those unlunky things he went through today have to happen on his birthday.
Just as BG Toh was about to curse his rotten luck, he suddenly remembered that RADM Moh Bee Deek had once said that he would retire happily if he managed to catch a white whale.
He quickly speed-dialled RADM Moh about this discovery.
(PS. Hope you guys see the literary reference here.
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But his mobile phone was damaged by the salty sea water, and he couldn't get it to work.Originally posted by fudgester:Just then, a huge white whale came at BG Toh.
Just as BG Toh was about to curse his rotten luck, he suddenly remembered that RADM Moh Bee Deek had once said that he would retire happily if he managed to catch a white whale.
He quickly speed-dialled RADM Moh about this discovery.
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The white whale is actually a friend of the giant white sotong who happen to be a friend of white horse.Originally posted by iveco:But his mobile phone was damaged by the salty sea water, and he couldn't get it to work. -
just then, a bunch of men in white appeared in fornt of BG Toh.
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Sorry Sir,came a bit late,we are the men from RSN Naval Diving Unit,heard ur distress call... Btw sir u might u wan to get into something warm. One of the sailor pass BG Toh,a green SAF- issued towel and admin attire...Originally posted by Gordonator:just then, a bunch of men in white appeared in fornt of BG Toh. -
The LST had in fact heard the distress signal but had horlanded. In the end, the NDU divers had to jump off the side of the ship and search for BG Toh themselves.
Now, onboard the LST, BG Toh was being given an SAF towel and admin attire. Unfortunately, the clothes were size S, while his size was XXL. -
mistaking BG Toh as an 'chao keng' soldier in admin attire, 3SG Luan Luan Gan screamed at BG Toh, " farking hell! who the fark u tink u r? who give u permission to change to admin? u tink u some admiral or BG huh?!"......Originally posted by fudgester:The LST had in fact heard the distress signal but had horlanded. In the end, the NDU divers had to jump off the side of the ship and search for BG Toh themselves.
Now, onboard the LST, BG Toh was being given an SAF towel and admin attire. Unfortunately, the clothes were size S, while his size was XXL. -
Before, the BG can speak, "I'm ..."Originally posted by monoslayer:mistaking BG Toh as an 'chao keng' soldier in admin attire, 3SG Luan Luan Gan screamed at BG Toh, " farking hell! who the fark u tink u r? who give u permission to change to admin? u tink u some admiral or BG huh?!"......
3SG Luan Luan Gan blasted again with his limitless knowledge of SAF vuglarities.
3SG Luan
@#$@%#@$@$@#$@##@%@#$%#@$ (Censored)
BG Toh "But..."
3SG Luan @#$@%#@$@$@#$@##@%@#$%#@$ (Censored)
BG Toh "You..."
3SG Luan @#$@%#@$@$@#$@##@%@#$%#@$ (Censored) -
BG Toh screamed in a high-pitched sissy voice, "LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEE!"Originally posted by octega:Before, the BG can speak, "I'm ..."
3SG Luan Luan Gan blasted again with his limitless knowledge of SAF vuglarities.
3SG Luan @#$@%#@$@$@#$@##@%@#$%#@$ (Censored)
BG Toh "But..."
3SG Luan @#$@%#@$@$@#$@##@%@#$%#@$ (Censored)
BG Toh "You..."
3SG Luan @#$@%#@$@$@#$@##@%@#$%#@$ (Censored)
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BG Toh ask 3SG See Sick Alot to find the captain of the ship...Originally posted by monoslayer:BG Toh screamed in a high-pitched sissy voice, "LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEE!"
*silence*
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3SG Luan had oreadi left the room. -_-"'