Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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Then, CPL Letterboxmind, grew bigger and bigger and became SAF Camo-green, be became...Originally posted by gaoxingdcf:CPL LetterboxMind ate one of the freshly-fried chicken wing and after taking the first bite,he lay on the floor,groaning in pain....
"Ah Sir,help help,very painful,i wanna downgrade....."
The Incredible CPL LetterboxMind Hulk!
But because of his SAF Camo-green colour, CPT Gord blurted out
"Wah lau, si bei obiang colour sia"
(Just realised, this thread make it to 1000 post!!!!
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CPT Gordonator: "hey CPL, don't chao keng lah! food poisoning where can downgrade 1?"
the CPT took a sniff at the chicken wing, "Damn, this smell like rat poison."
"In a case like this, we got to fight poison with poison." said the CPT as he took out his phone and called his 2IC 2LT fudgester.
"Hey fudgester, bring me the bottle of insecticide right now, we got a casualty here." -
LTA Fudgester came running with a huge can of Baygon, which he promptly sprayed into CPL LetterBoxmind's mouth.Originally posted by Gordonator:CPT Gordonator: "hey CPL, don't chao keng lah! food poisoning where can downgrade 1?"
the CPT took a sniff at the chicken wing, "Damn, this smell like rat poison."
"In a case like this, we got to fight poison with poison." said the CPT as he took out his phone and called his 2IC 2LT fudgester.
"Hey fudgester, bring me the bottle of insecticide right now, we got a casualty here."
The CPL immediately jumped up and started doing para-para dancing. -
"My name is Sakura and I am the best Para-champion!" he danced like a slender girl.Originally posted by fudgester:LTA Fudgester came running with a huge can of Baygon, which he promptly sprayed into CPL LetterBoxmind's mouth.
The CPL immediately jumped up and started doing para-para dancing.
LCP Kua Cha Bor , PTE Dan Sing Queen and the old ST manager from CCO's office, Mr Ti Ko Pek, all stopped while on their way back to the CCO office after lunch. They took out their camera phones and started taking pictures... -
Soon, the pics of the CPL dancing was all over ........ SGFORUMS!
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LTC gaoxingDCF was having a big headache over CPL dancing photos,not knowing what to answer to the new CO... He ask 2LT See Beh Chio for solution...Originally posted by acwire_2125:Soon, the pics of the CPL dancing was all over ........ SGFORUMS! -
She thought for a while and suggested to make dancing a division-wide event to promote conciseness among soldiers.
LTC gaoxingdcf is delighted with the idea and decided to delegate this task to chief PTI 1WO Muscle Chan, 2 times SAF ballroom dancing champion, as the dancing instructor. -
In the end, they had two hundred potential candidates to represent 7 SIR in the annual inter-unit dancing competition.Originally posted by Gordonator:She thought for a while and suggested to make dancing a division-wide event to promote conciseness among soldiers.
LTC gaoxingdcf is delighted with the idea and decided to delegate this task to chief PTI 1WO Muscle Chan, 2 times SAF ballroom dancing champion, as the dancing instructor.
The unit S1 MAJ Dann Singh Kween was left scratching his head. Who should he send to represent the unit?
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MAJ Dann Singh Kween and his nephew, PTE Dance Sing Queen from the PRC, decided to perform an all male dance performance.Originally posted by fudgester:In the end, they had two hundred potential candidates to represent 7 SIR in the annual inter-unit dancing competition.
The unit S1 MAJ Dann Singh Kween was left scratching his head. Who should he send to represent the unit? 
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Both of them won,beating the CDOs and the other DIVs to bring the prize back to 7 DIV...Originally posted by LazerLordz:MAJ Dann Singh Kween and his nephew, PTE Dance Sing Queen from the PRC, decided to perform an all male dance performance. -
(how come so fast win the competition?)
after the win, SAF decided to set up a new unit due to the sudden overwhelming response in dancing. thus the 1MD (1st Battalion Military Dancing) was integrated into 12 Div.Originally posted by gaoxingdcf:Both of them won,beating the CDOs and the other DIVs to bring the prize back to 7 DIV... -
MAJ Dann Singh Kween is appointed as CO of 1MD.
Back at the officer's mess, they have been craving soo much for beer and chicken wings that they decided to ask their wives to cook for them and have a potluck session instead, in view of the 1MD's win.. -
LTC GaoxingDCF decided to import 3 crates of beer and 4 Lorries of chicken wings to camp since the Specs and Officers craved for it so much... CPL Garang Tan, S3 runner CPL Tan Go Yankee and PTE Dan Sing Queen is in charge of escorting the prized possession back to camp... 2LT See Beh Chio is the Conducting Officer... CPT Gordonator is Supervising OfficerÂ…
New HR Movement:
HQ 12 Div:
Division Commander - BG Patriot Toh (Changed???)
Division 2IC - COL Master
Division G2/COS - COL Campy
Division RSM - SWO Lazerlordz
7 SIR:
CO - LTC Gaoxingdcf
S1 - MAJ Dann Singh Kween
S3 - CPT Gordonator
DYS3 - LTA Fudgester
MO I/C - CPT (DR) Assume Chao Keng
MO 2I/C - LTA (DR) Cyndi
'A' Coy CSM - MSG Muthu
'C' Coy CSM - 2WO Sehn Tah Claus
'HQ' Coy CQMS - 3SG Luan Luan Lai
PC - 2LT Keh Not Mekkit
PC - 2LT See Beh Chio
Battalion Medic Spec - 2SG Kuekj
Sect comd - 3SG Octega (let's maintain it as 3SG)
Medic - CPL W H Ping
S3 Runner - CPL Tan Go Yankee
Rifleman - CPL Garang Tan
26SA
B Bty CSM: MSG Tai Ger Show
PC: 2LT Keh Not Mekkit
Recruit: Tan Blur Head
CCO Office
MR Ti Ko Pek
LCP Kua Char Bor
PTE Dan Sing Queen (Transfered to 1MD)
1MD:
CO – MAJ Dann Singh Kween
PA - Pte Dan Sing Queen(Promoted??) -
(seems like MAJ Dann Singh Kween is very busy, doing 7SIR's S1 and CO 1MD roles concurrently )
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ya lor...
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There were mixed feelings about the inaugration of 1MD.Some were saying how the personnel there are sissies and stuff. After all, 1MD's badge consists of ....
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MAJ Dann was notified by an unusually large dispatch folder of his new appointment as CO 1MD BN.Originally posted by kuekj:(seems like MAJ Dann Singh Kween is very busy, doing 7SIR's S1 and CO 1MD roles concurrently :lol
Inside were 2x Dancing Suits EA. In bright pink, with a golden trophy of a ballerina announcing his new change of command.
Back in 7SIR, 2LT Keh Not Mekkit, was told by S3 CPT Gordonator that he will be moved locally to be the AS1, since MAJ Dann danced his way out of the battalion.
After being told the news, he went to the coy line of 26SA where he told the men that he would be giving up his dual appointment as PC B Bty. A new officer would be coming in soon...
Recruit Tan Blur Head, "Sir, who is it?" -
2LT Keh Not Mekkit: Tan arh,if i know i shoulder more than 2 strips loh!!!Originally posted by LazerLordz:MAJ Dann was notified by an unusually large dispatch folder of his new appointment as CO 1MD BN.
Inside were 2x Dancing Suits EA. In bright pink, with a golden trophy of a ballerina announcing his new change of command.
Back in 7SIR, 2LT Keh Not Mekkit, was told by S3 CPT Gordonator that he will be moved locally to be the AS1, since MAJ Dann danced his way out of the battalion.
After being told the news, he went to the coy line of 26SA where he told the men that he would be giving up his dual appointment as PC B Bty. A new officer would be coming in soon...
Recruit Tan Blur Head, "Sir, who is it?" -
New HR Movement:
HQ 12 Div:
Division Commander – COL Master
Division 2IC -
Division G2/COS - COL Campy
Division RSM - SWO Lazerlordz
7 SIR:
CO - LTC Gaoxingdcf
S1 – 2LT Keh Not Mekkit
S3 - CPT Gordonator
DYS3 - LTA Fudgester
MO I/C - CPT (DR) Assume Chao Keng
MO 2I/C - LTA (DR) Cyndi
'A' Coy CSM - MSG Muthu
'C' Coy CSM - 2WO Sehn Tah Claus
'HQ' Coy CQMS - 3SG Luan Luan Lai
PC -
PC - 2LT See Beh Chio
Battalion Medic Spec - 2SG Kuekj
Sect comd - 3SG Octega
Medic - CPL W H Ping
Mess Chef – Makcik Rosnah
S3 Runner - CPL Tan Go Yankee
Rifleman - CPL Garang Tan
26SA
B Bty CSM: MSG Tai Ger Show
PC:
Recruit: Tan Blur Head
CCO Office
MR Ti Ko Pek
LCP Kua Char Bor
PTE Dan Sing Queen (Transfered to 1MD)
1MD:
CO – MAJ Dann Singh Kween
PA - PTE Dan Sing Queen(Promoted????)
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a pole dancing soldier!Originally posted by Master -_-:There were mixed feelings about the inaugration of 1MD.Some were saying how the personnel there are sissies and stuff. After all, 1MD's badge consists of ....
motto: Ready to Dance
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Originally posted by monoslayer:a pole dancing soldier!
motto: Ready to Dance
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PTE Queen saw the new formation badge and ask the Maj: Erm Sir,do we need to put on this badge,look a little funny leh...
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( OT: The logo looks pretty kinky somehow.Originally posted by gaoxingdcf:PTE Queen saw the new formation badge and ask the Maj: Erm Sir,do we need to put on this badge,look a little funny leh... )
MAJ Dann: 'KNN... you will put on the badge or you will burn every weekend till you ORD!'
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(lets get BG Patriot Toh back as the Division Commander leh, i love that character. master is still relatively new to the story.)
the MAJ replied, "hmm you're right, we get the admin side to put in colours later. -
(maybe let's get BG Toh to come back as DXO.. after the trip to Hougang Chalet, he got boarded and discharged from regular service?
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Meanwhile back at 7SIR, Chief Fitness Specialist 1WO Muscle Chan is having a major headache - since all the specs and officers craved for beer and chicken wings so much, they had an overload of beer and chicken wings which caused them to be overweight and failing their IPPTs..
1WO Muscle Chan thinks: How on earth can I get them to pass their IPPT again? So he decides to get the MOIC, CPT (Dr) Assume Chow Keng to draft a weight loss regime for the entire 7SIR..