Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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New HR Movement:
HQ 12 Div:
Division Commander – BG Patriot Toh
Division 2IC - COL Master (COMD 66SIB)
Division G2/COS - COL Campy
Division Sergeant Major - SWO Lazerlordz
Division PTI - 1WO Muscle Chan
66SIB
BDE Comd - COL Master
BDE MO- CPT (Dr) Siao Kao
BDE RSM - 1WO Corny Tan
7 SIR:
CO - LTC Gaoxingdcf
S1 – 2LT Keh Not Mekkit
S3 - CPT Gordonator
DYS3 - LTA Fudgester
MO I/C - CPT (DR) Assume Chao Keng
MO 2I/C - LTA (DR) Cyndi
'A' Coy CSM - MSG Muthu
'C' Coy CSM - 2WO Sehn Tah Claus
'HQ' Coy CQMS - 3SG Luan Luan Lai
PC -
PC - 2LT See Beh Chio
Battalion Medic Spec - 2SG Kuekj
Sect comd - 3SG Octega
Scout Sect Comd - 3SG Insouciant
Medic - CPL W H Ping
Mess Chef – Makcik Rosnah
S3 Runner - CPL Tan Go Yankee
Rifleman - CPL Garang Tan
26SA
B Bty CSM: MSG Tai Ger Show
PC: 2LT
Gunner: PFC Tan Blur Head
CCO Office
MR Ti Ko Pek
LCP Kua Char Bor
1MD:
CO – MAJ Dann Singh Kween
PA - PTE Dan Sing Queen(Promoted????)
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Let's have a new PC for 26SA and Recruit Tan Blur Head is now PFC Tan Blur Head.
66SIB's orbat is out, 1WO Corny Tan is the BDE RSM and the returned CPT(Dr) Siao Kao is the new BDE MO.
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the old Encik had by now, recovered enough energy to use qi gong to stem the bloodflow and expel the poison from his buttwound.Originally posted by iveco:In the meantime, SWO Lazerlords had lost a lot of blood.
Over at Changi Airport, CPT Siao Kao disembarked from his plane after returning from attachment in Taiwan, and was amazed to see the place devoid of males. He wondered if his old mate Gordy was alright.
He got up, walked over to the bunch of young soldiers, and Ms Tay, and said, "Look at me, old is gold.. you all young punks.. I don't know what to say ah." -
"encik, we didn't knew u could dance and sing so well." said the soldiers. everyone clapped and cheered.
1WO Muscle Chan, who happened to walk past, was wondering where the hell have all the men gone to after he ordered them to run 3 rounds of SOC. He was surprised to find the men crowded after SWO Lazerlordz and praising his dance moves.
In order not to lose face as 1MD dancing instructor, he walked up and shouted, " Sergeant Major! I challenge u to a 1 on 1 dancing showdown, but first, i dare to compete with me to see who can do the most no. of push ups. so what say u?"
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Steady lah,we are on,u sure lost wan... Make sure u dun lost to me !!! Wahahahaha
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CO 1MD, MAJ Dann Singh Kween was to be the judge for the dancing competition. And this was to be held on the Recruit's Night for See Bay Onn Camp
LCP Dan Sing Queen (promoted due to the win) suddenly found his email account flooded with requests to come into the camp to witness the competition.. -
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Originally posted by alexkusu:wah..u even put me inside leh
*touched*
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why? alex come li siao again ah?
btw, how come Chief PTI 1WO Muscle Chan not on the list? -
hehe, fixed.Originally posted by Gordonator:why? alex come li siao again ah?
btw, how come Chief PTI 1WO Muscle Chan not on the list? -
The race had began,but SWO lazorlordz have a had time doing jacob ladder as his butt is quite sore..
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not SOC lah. it's a competition to see who can do the most no. of push ups followed by dancing showdown.Originally posted by gaoxingdcf:The race had began,but SWO lazorlordz have a had time doing jacob ladder as his butt is quite sore.. -
Sia,sorry seh.. been 'locked' up in camp for quite long...Originally posted by Gordonator:not SOC lah. it's a competition to see who can do the most no. of push ups followed by dancing showdown. -
A group of civillian students wait outside the camp with a sibei chio feemale cher' for their school excursion, looking at all the garang and not garang soldiers.
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SWO LazerLordz sneaked away from the push-up challenge to greet the students on visit.Originally posted by seow:A group of civillian students wait outside the camp with a sibei chio feemale cher' for their school excursion, looking at all the garang and not garang soldiers.
He called for all these people to meet him at the gate, to act as tour guides.
7SIR
'A' Coy CSM - MSG Muthu
'C' Coy CSM - 2WO Sehn Tah Claus
26SA
'B' BTY CSM - MSG Tai Ger Show
however..MSG Tai was still asleep on the howitzer, and 2WO Sehn was outfield, which left MSG Muthu, who was on crutches due to a broken ankle during inter-unit games.
So the encik and MSG Muthu walked to the guardroom..where LTA Siao On and the class was waiting.. -
LTA Siao On told the teacher he'll be delighted to show her and her class around the camp, but she will have to change pass 1st. the RP at the guardhouse passed her a civilian vistor book in slip and requested her to fill up everything.
LTA Siao On then told her to wait for him at the gate while he attend to something. the LTA immediately dashed into the guardhouse and got hold of the teacher IC and her visitor slip.
he quickly took down her name and telephone number.
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LTA Siao On went out after took down her name and number. He went out,he ask for Ms Lim to follow him. Ms Lim (let's call the teacher that) followed LTA Siao On,on the first time, they saw PTI 1WO Muscle Chan doing push up,LTA Siao On says: This is our own fitness Specalist,he is now doing push up.. LTC gaoxing DCF saw the bunch of civilians n started to move forward to them.Originally posted by Gordonator:LTA Siao On told the teacher he'll be delighted to show her and her class around the camp, but she will have to change pass 1st. the RP at the guardhouse passed her a civilian vistor book in slip and requested her to fill up everything.
LTA Siao On then told her to wait for him at the gate while he attend to something. the LTA immediately dashed into the guardhouse and got hold of the teacher IC and her visitor slip.
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When SWO LazerLordz and MSG Muthu followed them from the guardhouse and started to give a long talk about the history of Camp See Beh Onn.Originally posted by gaoxingdcf:LTA Siao On went out after took down her name and number. He went out,he ask for Ms Lim to follow him. Ms Lim (let's call the teacher that) followed LTA Siao On,on the first time, they saw PTI 1WO Muscle Chan doing push up,LTA Siao On says: This is our own fitness Specalist,he is now doing push up.. LTC gaoxing DCF saw the bunch of civilians n started to move forward to them.
MSG Muthu started entertaining the children with his crutches and describing how he jumped out of a plane when he was taking his airborne course. -
In the background, the two fat MPs were again practicing for NDP 2006(07??).Originally posted by LazerLordz:When SWO LazerLordz and MSG Muthu followed them from the guardhouse and started to give a long talk about the history of Camp See Beh Onn.
MSG Muthu started entertaining the children with his crutches and describing how he jumped out of a plane when he was taking his airborne course. -
just then, CPL Garang Tan walked past and saw LTA Siao On, SWO LazerLordz and MSG Muthu with the female teacher with her students. in a bid to impress the officers and the female teacher, CPL Garang Tan immediately dashed to the canteen and return back with a big bag in his hand.
"Good morning Sirs, i have bought chicken wings, anyone want some?" -
before anyone move an inch, Makcik Rosnah came running from the canteen screaming angrily at CPL Garang Tan, "boy! u havent pay for ur chk wings!"Originally posted by Gordonator:just then, CPL Garang Tan walked past and saw LTA Siao On, SWO LazerLordz and MSG Muthu with the female teacher with her students. in a bid to impress the officers and the female teacher, CPL Garang Tan immediately dashed to the canteen and return back with a big bag in his hand.
"Good morning Sirs, i have bought chicken wings, anyone want some?" -
Thinking quickly, CPL Tan jumped into an AMX13-SM1 tank parked nearby and drove off.Originally posted by monoslayer:before anyone move an inch, Makcik Rosnah came running from the canteen screaming angrily at CPL Garang Tan, "boy! u havent pay for ur chk wings!"
Not wanting to be cheated of her money, Makcik Rosnah jumped into a Primus SSPH and gave chase. -
LTA Siao On, SWO LazerLordz and MSG Muthu then beckoned over the two fat MP.
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no one at the scene was aware tat the Primus SSPH was loaded wif live ammo for the firing exercise tat afternoon, n none of them noe tat Makcik Rosnah was capable of handling the self-propelled howitzer as she was a regular in the arty unit b4 she left the organisation due to medical problems!Originally posted by fudgester:Thinking quickly, CPL Tan jumped into an AMX13-SM1 tank parked nearby and drove off.
Not wanting to be cheated of her money, Makcik Rosnah jumped into a Primus SSPH and gave chase. -
[quote]Originally posted by fudgester:
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Not wanting the Makcik to crash the Primus, LTA Siao On jumped into a M113 Ultra and gave chase...
MSG Muthu who is desperate for chicken wings got into his land rover follow suit....
SWO Lazerlord load the teachers and the students into the 5 tonner and follow suit but half way into the chase he realised....
"WHY THE F**K am I chasing these guys for???!!!!"
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He paused and yelled for the tonner to stop.
Not wanting the Makcik to crash the Primus, LTA Siao On jumped into a M113 Ultra and gave chase...
MSG Muthu who is desperate for chicken wings got into his land rover follow suit....
SWO Lazerlord load the teachers and the students into the 5 tonner and follow suit but half way into the chase he realised....
"WHY THE F**K am I chasing these guys for???!!!!"