Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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the tonner driver did not hear SWO Lazerlordz as he was listening to his new creative mp3. at tis moment, firing of arty shells were heard from the Primus!Originally posted by LazerLordz:He paused and yelled for the tonner to stop. -
BG Toh, finally reporting to work after taking a few days leave after his series of unfortunate events drove his brand new mercedes benz (his old one was smashed up remember?) to camp and parked his car at his designated parking lot. just as he stepped out of the car, he heard loud noises and the ground trembling.
the tonner driver did not hear SWO Lazerlordz as he was listening to his new creative mp3. at tis moment, firing of arty shells were heard from the Primus!
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(oei dear mod, when u wanna continue a story, pls quote leh)Originally posted by Gordonator:BG Toh, finally reporting to work after taking a few days leave after his series of unfortunate events drove his brand new mercedes benz (his old one was smashed up remember?) to camp and parked his car at his designated parking lot. just as he stepped out of the car, he heard loud noises and the ground trembling. -
He got out of his car, and saw in the distance, a Primus rolling after a SM1 tank, followed by a Land Rover zigzagging wildly ( remember MSG Muthu was in crutches) and a 5-tonner with an old man waving a red flag wildly.Originally posted by Gordonator:BG Toh, finally reporting to work after taking a few days leave after his series of unfortunate events drove his brand new mercedes benz (his old one was smashed up remember?) to camp and parked his car at his designated parking lot. just as he stepped out of the car, he heard loud noises and the ground trembling.
He rubbed his eyes again.
He wiped his glasses.
He took his medication, and still saw the same thing.
He ran over to the guardhouse and yelled at the sentry LCP Kua Char Bor.."What is going on!" -
what different does it make?Originally posted by monoslayer:(oei dear mod, when u wanna continue a story, pls quote leh)
LL: fixed liao. -
Then, a projectile fired from the sky was seen slamming into BG toh's new mercedes.Originally posted by LazerLordz:He got out of his car, and saw in the distance, a Primus rolling after a SM1 tank, followed by a Land Rover zigzagging wildly ( remember MSG Muthu was in crutches) and a 5-tonner with an old man waving a red flag wildly.
He rubbed his eyes again.
He wiped his glasses.
He took his medication, and still saw the same thing.
He ran over to the guardhouse and yelled at the sentry LCP Kua Char Bor.."What is going on!" -
BG Toh's 2 days old, brand new posh & luxury high end Mercedes Benz SL350 is now......................................... a heap of scrap metals.Originally posted by seow:Then, a projectile fired from the sky was seen slamming into BG toh's new mercedes. -
(OT: Poor BG Toh.. let's keep his car alive longer for now)
The duty officer rushed to draw out the usual Div Comd vehicle for BG Toh, to avoid his notorious foul moods..
and soon, a noisy little Opel wagon came along.
DO: "Sir, this is the only car we can indent today"
BG Toh: "oh. okay." he looked pale. -
CPL Garang Tan looked at how sad the general is and as usual in his bid to impress walks up to the general, "Good morning Sir, would u want to try some of my chicken wings?"
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The DO asked "Sir, u alright or not, maybe I shld accompany u to see the MO"Originally posted by LazerLordz:(OT: Poor BG Toh.. let's keep his car alive longer for now)
The duty officer rushed to draw out the usual Div Comd vehicle for BG Toh, to avoid his notorious foul moods..
and soon, a noisy little Opel wagon came along.
DO: "Sir, this is the only car we can indent today"
BG Toh: "oh. okay." he looked pale.
BG Toh "I'm fine, I will be alright when I am in my office"
Suddenly, there is another loud boom as the primus fire off again, this time the arty shell landed on... -
the SOC ground.Originally posted by octega:The DO asked "Sir, u alright or not, maybe I shld accompany u to see the MO"
BG Toh "I'm fine, I will be alright when I am in my office"
Suddenly, there is another loud boom as the primus fire off again, this time the arty shell landed on...
1WO Muscle Chan ran out of his gym and shouted.."NOOOOooooo!" -
(CPL Garang Tan is in the tank being chaseby Makcik Rosnah)Originally posted by Gordonator:CPL Garang Tan looked at how sad the general is and as usual in his bid to impress walks up to the general, "Good morning Sir, would u want to try some of my chicken wings?" 
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ok ok. my bad my bad. don't be mad. chill man, relax. back to story where lazerlordz left off ok?Originally posted by monoslayer:(CPL Garang Tan is in the tank being chaseby Makcik Rosnah) 
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Originally posted by Gordonator:ok ok. my bad my bad. don't be mad. chill man, relax. back to story where lazerlordz left off ok?
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Furious, 1WO Muscle Chan use all his muscle power and drag the stuck howitzer out of the jacob's ladder. And started preparing to shoot the primus with MSG Tai Ger Show still sleeping on the howitzer...Originally posted by LazerLordz:the SOC ground.
1WO Muscle Chan ran out of his gym and shouted.."NOOOOooooo!" -
MSG Tai was rudely woken up by the commotion. he was furious.Originally posted by octega:Furious, 1WO Muscle Chan use all his muscle power and drag the stuck howitzer out of the jacob's ladder. And started preparing to shoot the primus with MSG Tai Ger Show still sleeping on the howitzer...
MSG Tai: Simi Lanjiao! -
(I'll never encounter such camp visits in my entire life )
2WO Sehn Tah Claus came out from his office and looked at all these madness going on.. and promptly ran back to his office and got a sack of items for the distraught teacher and her students.
He didn't check what was in the sack though because he had already packed them last christmas and din check since.. the sack now contains.. -
items for use during POI deployment @ WDL Checkpoint.Originally posted by kuekj:(I'll never encounter such camp visits in my entire life )
2WO Sehn Tah Claus came out from his office and looked at all these madness going on.. and promptly ran back to his office and got a sack of items for the distraught teacher and her students.
He didn't check what was in the sack though because he had already packed them last christmas and din check since.. the sack now contains.. -
and some old combat rations dated 1973.
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So he took the bag to the teacher....Originally posted by Gordonator:and some old combat rationa dated 1973. -
( duck rice rations dated 1973? )
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However, he found the students and the teacher are stuck in a 5 tonner in which the SWO Lazerlordz is furiously shouting at the driver to stop. (The driver is listening to his iPod).
Thinking, SWO Lazerlord is giving them a joy ride, he promptly open the 1973 duck rice and eat while waiting for them to return but... -
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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the duck rice had turned into pickled duck with salted vege due to LCP Kua leaving 2WO Sehn Tah Claus's sack of goodies in the stuffy storage armory of the CCO HQ.Originally posted by octega:However, he found the students and the teacher are stuck in a 5 tonner in which the SWO Lazerlordz is furiously shouting at the driver to stop. (The driver is listening to his iPod).
Thinking, SWO Lazerlord is giving them a joy ride, he promptly open the 1973 duck rice and eat while waiting for them to return but... -
Then...suddenly....Originally posted by LazerLordz:the duck rice had turned into pickled duck with salted vege due to LCP Kua leaving 2WO Sehn Tah Claus's sack of goodies in the stuffy storage armory of the CCO HQ.
"for those about to rock~we sa~lute you~!!!"