(I was trying to come up with a storyline for all the SGTs. :lolOriginally posted by kuekj:Somehow, the injured personnel were diverted to a tentage area outside the hospital building and were screened for signs and symptoms of fever, flu, dry cough etc.
turns out that the hospital they went to was actually conducting a bird flu preparedness exercise and they thought the injured people were part of the exercise.
(Seems like the limelight of this story can never return to the lower-ranked SGTs.. dominated by high ranking officers :p)
however, SWO Lazerlordz is not a trained medical personnel afterall. he only aggravated LTC gaoxingdcf's condition further. the egoistic SWO refused to seek help n carry on wif his CPR.Originally posted by gaoxingdcf:(Wah let me die arh???)
Both of them kena kicked out,SWO Lazerlordz attempted to do CPR on LTC..
BG Toh phoned his good friend over at Provost MAJ Justice Lim to provide manpower for arrest.Originally posted by kuekj:Back in camp, news reached BG Toh that LTC gaoxingdcf had died in the hands of SWO LazerLordz. Besides the gunshot wound he had fractured ribs and bloated stomach from the improper CPR.
He got his PA, PTE Wright Ter, to prepare charge documents..
the old Encik felt so guilty about his negligence that he rang up COA MG Tua Tao. He requested a personal meeting with the Chief of Army..Originally posted by Gordonator:where got BG's PA is a PTE 1? at least a 3SG.
BG Toh phoned his good friend over at Provost MAJ Justice Lim to provide manpower for arrest.
(oh gosh poor encik.)
However, one of the ninja, the platoon's MC King, PFC Tomolo-Sick voiced out "Sergeant, I want to report sick!"Originally posted by Gordonator:unknown to the encik, the phone line is actually tapped and MAJ Justice Lim is eavesdropping on the conversation.
MAJ Justice Lim decided to sent some of his best men, a bunch of highly trained ninja MPs led by 2SG Follow Law for this mission.![]()
My friend is a PTE and a PA for a BG. Or maybe I got it wrongly.Originally posted by Gordonator:where got BG's PA is a PTE 1? at least a 3SG.![]()
PFC Tomolo did as he was told.Originally posted by kuekj:My friend is a PTE and a PA for a BG. Or maybe I got it wrongly.
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2SG Follow Law: "You see the medical centre sign 2km away?"
PFC Tomolo: "No SGT!"
2SG Follow Law: "Never mind, you run to the medical centre, run around the registration counter 20 times and come back. Then I let you report sick."
n he still carry on running like a energizer bunny...Originally posted by fudgester:PFC Tomolo did as he was told.
Unfortunately, he was never good at Maths and ran 2000 times instead of 20.
injected one of the medics...Originally posted by kuekj:The medical centre was rather empty then save for some medics on duty and a few patients, as it was near lunch time.
All the medics and patients stared at PFC Tomolo doing his crazy runs, who insisted to continue even though he was told to stop.
PFC Tan Blur Head: "What's going on?"
In the end PFC Tomolo was immobilised by 4 medics and hauled to the emergency room where CPT (Dr) Assume Chow Keng was waiting. He grabbed an ampoule of sedative injection and..
The two MPs were doing drills with broomsticks. Upon seeing 2SG Follow Law, they halted and yelled, "Save us! Platoon Sergeant!"Originally posted by Gordonator:at the meantime, 2SG Follow Law and his ninja MPs arrived at the camp but couldn't find encik lazerlordz. instead they shocked to find out that the 2 MPs dispatched last year to camp See Beh Onn was doing precision drills on the parade square.![]()
2SG Law: 'Save you for fcuk! Knock it down!!!'Originally posted by LazerLordz:The two MPs were doing drills with broomsticks. Upon seeing 2SG Follow Law, they halted and yelled, "Save us! Platoon Sergeant!"
"We will we will rock you..."Originally posted by seow:a distance away, a whole contigent was seen dancing and singing to Queen's eighties hits.![]()