Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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"gentlemen..... who is going to get me another tiger?"Originally posted by Gordonator:Suddenly the music stopped and BG Toh stepped in to make a important announcement.
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BG Toh: 'To the commanders and men of 12 Div: I have good news and bad news.'Originally posted by Gordonator:Suddenly the music stopped and BG Toh stepped in to make a important announcement.
'First, the good news. The division 1st anniversary will be held in two weeks' time on 7th October. We will have a huge celebration with lots of bikini girls, booze, and rock music!'
The whole division cheered. However, CPL Tan Go Yankee timidly raised his hand and asked a question.
CPL Tan: 'But sir... what is the bad news?'
BG Toh: 'Well, someone has to do the sai kang... rite?'
(PS. The first year anniversary of this thread is in two weeks' time on 7th Oct.
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(hello fudgester, my post earlier den u hor. u tink u from the dark side can potong jalan huh?)
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nevermind, we will bridge fudgester's and your post together. just assume that fudgester post before u.Originally posted by monoslayer:(hello fudgester, my post earlier den u hor. u tink u from the dark side can potong jalan huh?)
"but sir we have lost the contract with Tiger, we have a new vendor now, Kitty beer, which is rich in vitamin A, B, C, D and Calcium." said one soldier.Originally posted by monoslayer:"gentlemen..... who is going to get me another tiger?" -
Real MEN drink TIGER!!!Originally posted by Gordonator:"but sir we have lost the contract with Tiger, we have a new vendor now, Kitty beer, which is rich in vitamin A, B, C, D and Calcium." said one soldier.
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BG Toh stood for an hour and no one had brought him a single beer. He got pissed off and walked off the stage and started scolding all the Sgts standing in the front row.
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"how come i see a cock hair on your uniform?" shouted BG toh to a sgt.
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3SG Tah Ga Liao had too much alcohol n upon being shouted at, he screamed back at BG Toh. "fark u sissy nerd! $%^&$#$%^&^%$#@#"Originally posted by Gordonator:"how come i see a cock hair on your uniform?" shouted BG toh to a sgt. -
BG Toh: Go sign 21 extras!Originally posted by monoslayer:3SG Tah Ga Liao had too much alcohol n upon being shouted at, he screamed back at BG Toh. "fark u sissy nerd! $%^&$#$%^&^%$#@#" -
3Sg Tah : Ah sir...21 where got enuff? I sign until i song can or not, Ah Sir?
*hiccup*
Bg Toh : What audacity!! Where's my 2IC??????????????
But COL Master was seen canoodling with the Nasi Ayam/Mee Rebus makcik 17year old daughter at the back of the landrover...
BG Toh : Oi Master... what the hell are u doing?!?!
COL Master : No la Sir.. i was showing her some nuts -
BG toh: *squeezes COL master's nuts.*Originally posted by Master -_-:3Sg Tah : Ah sir...21 where got enuff? I sign until i song can or not, Ah Sir?
*hiccup*
Bg Toh : What audacity!! Where's my 2IC??????????????
But COL Master was seen canoodling with the Nasi Ayam/Mee Rebus makcik 17year old daughter at the back of the landrover...
BG Toh : Oi Master... what the hell are u doing?!?!
COL Master : No la Sir.. i was showing her some nuts -
just then, the general heard someone calling for him from behind and turned around to see his runner running towards him.
"sir, i have news. the men from the division are unhappy with your leadership and is now staging a coup outside the HQ block." said the runner. -
BG toh: what!?! *squeezes even harder*Originally posted by Gordonator:just then, the general heard someone calling for him from behind and turned around to see his runner running towards him.
"sir, i have news. the men from the division are unhappy with your leadership and is now staging a coup outside the HQ block." said the runner.
COL master:
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They left for the scene and find a SM1, M113, Primus and a bang-up land rover all park outside the HQ block. On closer inspection they found, CPL Tan, LTA Siao On and the Chicken wing makcik Rosnah arguing with MSG Muthu lying unconcious on the ground next to the bang-up land rover with chicken wing litter all over the parade square...Originally posted by seow:BG toh: what!?! *squeezes even harder*
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BG Toh & COL Master: Oh no, here we go again.Originally posted by octega:They left for the scene and find a SM1, M113, Primus and a bang-up land rover all park outside the HQ block. On closer inspection they found, CPL Tan, LTA Siao On and the Chicken wing makcik Rosnah arguing with MSG Muthu lying unconcious on the ground next to the bang-up land rover with chicken wing litter all over the parade square... -
COL Master : Sir ah...
BG Tan : What?
COL Master : Your hands...
BG Tan :
Meanwhile, the RSMs (SWO Lazerlordz and 1WO Corny Tan) walked to the commanders with heapfuls of chicken wings in their hands...
SWO Lazerlordz : Sir, it came to our conclusion that MSG Muthu and the chicken wing auntie were.... -
Having an extramarital fling.Originally posted by Master -_-:COL Master : Sir ah...
BG Tan : What?
COL Master : Your hands...
BG Tan :
Meanwhile, the RSMs (SWO Lazerlordz and 1WO Corny Tan) walked to the commanders with heapfuls of chicken wings in their hands...
SWO Lazerlordz : Sir, it came to our conclusion that MSG Muthu and the chicken wing auntie were.... -
MSG Muthu slowly awoken but when he saw the makcik, he pretend to faint and lie back down...Originally posted by iveco:Having an extramarital fling. -
~white bolts of lightning~Originally posted by octega:MSG Muthu slowly awoken but when he saw the makcik, he pretend to faint and lie back down...
~came out of nowhere~
~blinding the darkness~
"it started to rain, a thunderstorm, the jeep was on eroding soi next to a cliffl, and some on patrol had come with their flashlights!! -
MSG Muthu's eyelids were moving rapidly in REM, and CPT(DR) Assume Chow Keng did not dare wake him up.
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as CPT(DR) Assume Chow Keng watch him sleep, he ran his hands gentle down MSG Muthu's pants...Originally posted by LazerLordz:MSG Muthu's eyelids were moving rapidly in REM, and CPT(DR) Assume Chow Keng did not dare wake him up. -
... and told out his handphone, the brand new w800i.
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n starts to search for MSG Muthu's porn video collections....Originally posted by Gordonator:... and told out his handphone, the brand new w800i. -
but was surprised to find naked pictures of BG Toh!Originally posted by monoslayer:n starts to search for MSG Muthu's porn video collections.... -
(pls keep the story military related ok? no sexual references would be very much appreciated.)