Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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(steve chia oso can take naked pics, y BG Toh cannot?)Originally posted by Gordonator:(pls keep the story military related ok? no sexual references would be very much appreciated.)
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(Ok, Gordon, I'll continue.... )
However, CPT (DR) Assume had a terrible case of astigmatism.
Putting on his toric glasses, he had a better look at the handphone pics.
It was worse than porn pics - it was the top-secret recipes of Makcik Rosnah the canteen auntie.
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"This! This is the evidence we need to....promote Makcik Rosnah to Head of Welfare!"Originally posted by fudgester:(Ok, Gordon, I'll continue.... )
However, CPT (DR) Assume had a terrible case of astigmatism.
Putting on his toric glasses, he had a better look at the handphone pics.
It was worse than porn pics - it was the top-secret recipes of Makcik Rosnah the canteen auntie. -
but an evil thought suddenly hit CPT(DR) Chow, he decided to keep the recipes to himself.
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CPT ChowOriginally posted by Gordonator:but an evil thought suddenly hit CPT(DR) Chow, he decided to keep the recipes to himself. 
"With this I can rule the canteens of all SAF Camps! MUHAHAHAHAHA!" 
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It was a dark day for the men and officers of 12 Div.Originally posted by octega:CPT Chow "With this I can rule the canteens of all SAF Camps! MUHAHAHAHAHA!"
CPT (DR) Chow was about to betray the division that he had sworn to serve with his heart and soul. Now that Makcik Rosnah's secret recipes for her famous BBQ chicken wings had been compromised, the division's pride and joy was at risk of being compromised.
And it couldn't have come at a worst time - 7th Oct 2006 was supposed to have been the first anniversary of the commissioning of 12 Div.
Shaking his head grimly but with full resolve, BG Patriot Toh decided to mobilise the entire division to neutralise the threat posed by CPT (DR) Chow by any and all means necessary.
(PS. This thread was really started on 7th Oct 2005. Happy 1st anniversary to the SAF Forum Continue-The-Story Thread!
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oh really? amazing this thread manages to survive that long.
but the forgetful general suddenly remember that a coup is ongoing and no one will listen to him.Originally posted by fudgester:It was a dark day for the men and officers of 12 Div.
CPT (DR) Chow was about to betray the division that he had sworn to serve with his heart and soul. Now that Makcik Rosnah's secret recipes for her famous BBQ chicken wings had been compromised, the division's pride and joy was at risk of being compromised.
And it couldn't have come at a worst time - 7th Oct 2006 was supposed to have been the first anniversary of the commissioning of 12 Div.
Shaking his head grimly but with full resolve, BG Patriot Toh decided to mobilise the entire division to neutralise the threat posed by CPT (DR) Chow by any and all means necessary.
(PS. This thread was really started on 7th Oct 2005. Happy 1st anniversary to the SAF Forum Continue-The-Story Thread! ) -
~out there in space, i'm looking down on you, my lasers traced, everything you do!~~
~there is no true escape i'm watching all the time!!~
CPT(DR) Chow: -
Just then, he received a classified message from MAJ Dart H. Vader of MSD.Originally posted by seow:~out there in space, i'm looking down on you, my lasers traced, everything you do!~~
~there is no true escape i'm watching all the time!!~
CPT(DR) Chow:
According to MAJ Vader, CPT (Dr) Chow was an Indonesian spy. -
and his son.Originally posted by iveco:Just then, he received a classified message from MAJ Dart H. Vader of MSD.
According to MAJ Vader, CPT (Dr) Chow was an Indonesian spy. -
This piece of news created a major scandal in the armed forces.Originally posted by molgax:and his son. -
And one of the two MPs woke up and realised it was a terrible dream.
He radioed back to HQ at MP Command and awaited further instructions.
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Wah liao, i checked back one year later and you guys still at it...talk about stamina sia...
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Unfortunately, his radio wasn't working.Originally posted by LazerLordz:And one of the two MPs woke up and realised it was a terrible dream.
He radioed back to HQ at MP Command and awaited further instructions.
So he had to use emergency comms - codenamed GSM. -
Unfortunately the emergency comms was locked inside a room and he doesn't have the keys. He decided to call up the Ops room for help.Originally posted by fudgester:Unfortunately, his radio wasn't working.
So he had to use emergency comms - codenamed GSM. -
As he picked up the phone on the table, BOOM! It Exploded!
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The explosion took half his face along.Originally posted by acwire_2125:As he picked up the phone on the table, BOOM! It Exploded! -
then when the CO of the camp found out that they were sleeping on the job he court martialed them and sent them to iraq for peace keeping for 20 yearsOriginally posted by iveco:The explosion took half his face along. -
The two MPs went back home in depression and packed their stuff for their attachment..Originally posted by molgax:then when the CO of the camp found out that they were sleeping on the job he court martialed them and sent them to iraq for peace keeping for 20 years
The next morning, they reached the gate of PLAB, where a RP with a dog stood guard and he asked them for their ID.
Both MPs shuffled their pockets, and realised they had forgot their 11Bs. -
Upon hearing the words 'no 11B', the dog (a German Shepherd) went into a berserker rage and started terrorising everyone in the base.Originally posted by LazerLordz:The two MPs went back home in depression and packed their stuff for their attachment..
The next morning, they reached the gate of PLAB, where a RP with a dog stood guard and he asked them for their ID.
Both MPs shuffled their pockets, and realised they had forgot their 11Bs. -
upon seeing this, the Guard Com immediately step out of the guardhouse and yelled "Canteen Break!" at the berserk German Shepherd.Originally posted by fudgester:Upon hearing the words 'no 11B', the dog (a German Shepherd) went into a berserker rage and started terrorising everyone in the base. -
The German Shepherd rushed at the Guard Commander and tore him to pieces with its sharp teeth.Originally posted by Gordonator:upon seeing this, the Guard Com immediately step out of the guardhouse and yelled "Canteen Break!" at the berserk German Shepherd. -
MP Teo, on his way to report for ICT, took out his can of baygon and sprayed it at the German Shepherd.Originally posted by iveco:The German Shepherd rushed at the Guard Commander and tore him to pieces with its sharp teeth.
The dog yelped and left the mauled GC alone. MP Teo piggybacked the heavily bleeding GC into the taxi which he just got out from.
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the cab uncle replied, "sorry.. on call!" n drove off.Originally posted by LazerLordz:MP Teo, on his way to report for ICT, took out his can of baygon and sprayed it at the German Shepherd.
The dog yelped and left the mauled GC alone. MP Teo piggybacked the heavily bleeding GC into the taxi which he just got out from.
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MP Teo cursed and swore..then he decided to try the Medical Centre.Originally posted by monoslayer:the cab uncle replied, "sorry.. on call!" n drove off.