Lame excuses from MO
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Wat lame excuses had you heard given by the MO?
1)Excuse sunlight
2)Excuse right hand only
3)Excuse staying in
Contribute some!
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excuse standing for long hours.
that bugger who got it is a chao keng, upper body all muscle, always see him go gym pump his biceps, yet wants to downgrade and excuse this excuse that. 1 reason is to excape gurd duty.
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Excuse breathing.
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excuse squatting
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excuse sweating....thats also one of the lamest statuses I've ever heard of
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One of my ex-platoon mates did get excuse sunlight before, presumably due to some skin problem. Then one of the staff sergeants found out and exclaimed, "Excuse sunlight???!! Then excuse book-out lah!!" My platoon mate then became very scared that they wouldn't let him book out until night-time due to the excuse sunlight.
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you heard of excuse dust ? ....
and excuse rust ? ... yes RUST ....
fugger just die die wanted to stay out ... he claimed that the rusts from the double decker bed above him falls onto him and makes him ill .....
that's the lamest excuse I've ever heard ... but since he was one of those HQ log side people, and from his pattern a potential trouble maker, the boss just signed his papers and told him to fuck off from his office .... oh, btw, the previous day he came in with a note that says he has to book out on mon, wed, and fri nights for night classes, which he paid school fees already .... I guess he was just not satisfied ..... I can't fault the boss though ... CO's have it hard as well if you think about it ... what is one to do in this case ? how do you keep the morale of the other troopers up ... when you have self-fish fuc.kers like him who wanted to get out of everything ? and will call in everyone down to the MP to get it ? ...
of course, he was also MC champion .... and physio therapist champion as well ...
he wasn't the only one with that kind of pattern I've seen of course ... but last I heard, the boss ordered lao chek to quietly check up on his therapist sessions, and the private school he was attending for his attendence ... but I ORD'd before I got to see the big show .....
sometimes I wonder, for those of us who shut up and did what we were supposed to do and served our time without fuss or fanfare .... were we fools, or were hose fuckers just selfish fuc.kers ? .... -
i have seen Excuse Staircase, Excuse Proning.
My friend's bunkmate, Excuse Heavy Loads, ironic part is that he was national bodybuilder. haha. -
I also encountered this kind of serviceman always need to go physhiotheraphy n disappaered not sure go slack.Originally posted by Fatum:you heard of excuse dust ? ....
and excuse rust ? ... yes RUST ....
fugger just die die wanted to stay out ... he claimed that the rusts from the double decker bed above him falls onto him and makes him ill .....
that's the lamest excuse I've ever heard ... but since he was one of those HQ log side people, and from his pattern a potential trouble maker, the boss just signed his papers and told him to fuck off from his office .... oh, btw, the previous day he came in with a note that says he has to book out on mon, wed, and fri nights for night classes, which he paid school fees already .... I guess he was just not satisfied ..... I can't fault the boss though ... CO's have it hard as well if you think about it ... what is one to do in this case ? how do you keep the morale of the other troopers up ... when you have self-fish fuc.kers like him who wanted to get out of everything ? and will call in everyone down to the MP to get it ? ...
of course, he was also MC champion .... and physio therapist champion as well ...
he wasn't the only one with that kind of pattern I've seen of course ... but last I heard, the boss ordered lao chek to quietly check up on his therapist sessions, and the private school he was attending for his attendence ... but I ORD'd before I got to see the big show .....
sometimes I wonder, for those of us who shut up and did what we were supposed to do and served our time without fuss or fanfare .... were we fools, or were hose fuckers just selfish fuc.kers ? .... -
I've seen excuse lower limb fellas training for track and field outside ... and one chap, who got the same problem as me, loosen shoulders, tendons loosen, playing squash, for SAFSA somemore ... I dunno how he does it ... cos sometimes i'll wake up screaming cos a shoulder came loose and dislocate if I slept in the wrong position, the shoulders dislocate easily now ... and I had to give up playing badminton, cos sometimes when I smack the whole shoulders will lock and twist out and i'll drop the bat screaming .... makes me wonder if I'm the bigger fool or what ... no, I've not attended a single physio session, hell, I've never even taken a day of MC my entire 2.5 years ! ....Originally posted by Ponders:i have seen Excuse Staircase, Excuse Proning.
My friend's bunkmate, Excuse Heavy Loads, ironic part is that he was national bodybuilder. haha.
these fuggers make a mockery of the chaps who serve their time quietly and without fuss ....
(sorry gents, if I sound like I'm ranting, but thinking back to some of these fuggers get my blood boiling .... ) -
Which unit r u posted to? My unit got many guys PES B also BMT OOC but still can play for SAFSA.Originally posted by Fatum:I've seen excuse lower limb fellas training for track and field outside ... and one chap, who got the same problem as me, loosen shoulders, tendons loosen, playing squash, for SAFSA somemore ... I dunno how he does it ... cos sometimes i'll wake up screaming cos a shoulder came loose and dislocate if I slept in the wrong position, the shoulders dislocate easily now ... and I had to give up playing badminton, cos sometimes when I smack the whole shoulders will lock and twist out and i'll drop the bat screaming .... makes me wonder if I'm the bigger fool or what ... no, I've not attended a single physio session, hell, I've never even taken a day of MC my entire 2.5 years ! ....
these fuggers make a mockery of the chaps who serve their time quietly and without fuss ....
(sorry gents, if I sound like I'm ranting, but thinking back to some of these fuggers get my blood boiling .... ) -
Originally posted by Fatum:sometimes I wonder, for those of us who shut up and did what we were supposed to do and served our time without fuss or fanfare .... were we fools, or were hose fuckers just selfish fuc.kers ? ....
be proud that u are true to yourself. for people like them, they are only for us to look down on. pui.Originally posted by Fatum:these fuggers make a mockery of the chaps who serve their time quietly and without fuss ....
(sorry gents, if I sound like I'm ranting, but thinking back to some of these fuggers get my blood boiling .... ) -
well better to get some lame excuse rather then getting normal duty for 1 week of diarrhoea after coming back from training in Brunei
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depends bah for some reasons i would say faking is acceptable. one example is staying in. esp for clerks, do you actually need them to stay in? whats the point?
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i heard from a driver he was excused driving...but the irony is, he drives back home when he books out
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driver friend was excused driving because the excessive driving in wallaby dislocated his tail bone, that little bone at the end of your spine.
anyway i'm excused prolonged standing too. it may sound dumb to normal people, but unless you have our conditions you won't know. just try putting some thumb tacks in your shoes for a day. -
had this coursemate at OETI who was always raving about australia although he's only been there once. we joked that he needed to be excused citizenship.Originally posted by ditzy:Excuse breathing. -
YOU ARE EXCUSED FROM NS
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Same here, fainted three times on parade.Originally posted by nismoS132:driver friend was excused driving because the excessive driving in wallaby dislocated his tail bone, that little bone at the end of your spine.
anyway i'm excused prolonged standing too. it may sound dumb to normal people, but unless you have our conditions you won't know. just try putting some thumb tacks in your shoes for a day.
The third one, I simply blacked out and crashed face first. -
i never got the rationale for parades either so i always skip them when i can find them a waste of time and effortOriginally posted by LazerLordz:Same here, fainted three times on parade.
The third one, I simply blacked out and crashed face first. -
I agree with you on the clerk issue.It's about cost-saving too.Originally posted by hisoka:i never got the rationale for parades either so i always skip them when i can find them a waste of time and effort -
excuse me?
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Excuse prolong lying
Excuse prolong sitting
Excuse prowling
Excuse laying on hard surface
Excuse sitting on hard surface
All on the same person during BMT... Then how to sleep?! Then he went to OCS loh... -
I've heard of 2 Lame ones.
1. Excused "Green". Claimed to have phobia of the color green, as well as it causing vomitting n dunno wad. Basically, was reposted to navy or air force as clerk. Possible Urban Legend.
2. Excused ALL PHYSICAL ACTIVITIES. Tried to OOC from BMT very badly and got the above excuse. Possible Urban legend shared with me from my PS in BMT. He claimed to have told the recruit to lie down in the training shed and NOT MOVE for an hour. Had 2 canteens of water with him.
OH yeah, the excused sunlight one is quite... err common? Some ppl get strange rashes from overexposure to sunlight. Not that they are vampires or smth. -
Originally posted by wuming78:excuse me?
Excuse SMAP.