Crazy Things you done during NSF....
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My army got many memories...both good n bad...
Most funny is during my field camp...As u all know, field camp anywhere pang sai 1...so i did it in the bushes as i really buey tahan liao...Next the next morning i realised that we got to prone there 4 exercise!!! Wa lau of coz i siam that area lah...Then some of them had to prone at the area i s h i t at...wahaha!! Song bo....
My proudest moment is shooting main gun 75 mm of sm1...Sounds fun rite? It really is fun man...like war movie hero like that...haha...other than that NS is juz history 2 me liao..... -
Search the Rifle up and down Mandai.. Go topo there now no need compass and map liao...
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Section was walking along a hilly path in Starlight.
Suddenly.. frontman shouted "Arghh..." we thot he fell off cliff.. all run forward to see can help.. then we heard "Beezzz". Suddenly all run in opposite direction.
The action reminds me of movie scene where caveman chase lion, and then lion chase caveman.
Another time, was doing field firing sentry duty, and discovered a stack of shells dumped behind the sentry post. I believe is those mortar illum spent shell casings.
Managed to match 1 set of front and rear end. Then when platoon was gathering after sentry duty over, took the 40-50cm long matched shell casing and handed over to the PS.. "Sargen .. look what I found!" Imagine the look on his face... -
I did the same thing - 120mm mortar empty illum shells.Originally posted by yoongf:Managed to match 1 set of front and rear end. Then when platoon was gathering after sentry duty over, took the 40-50cm long matched shell casing and handed over to the PS.. "Sargen .. look what I found!" Imagine the look on his face... -
chasing snakes, monitor lizards and other small creatures and yelling "crickey!"
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Riding thru all the marked minefield with his trooper shooting at the empires and aggressors chasing behind with blanks.
My comrade n his team did that!
Yes, treating ATEC like a joke
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Take e Encik baton n burying it out field.
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when PS talking i farted....he then said "CCB who pang pui" when he found out it was me he said "wa kong weh u pang pui??? nvm u sat sun confine"
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-booked in around 3am after clubbing, continued to drink in the bunk until 5am...reveille 0530 hours while on course. I don't know how i survived the day.
-climbed over the gate of a certain unit in a certain engineer camp. All the guards were sleeping.
-In my old camp, whenever i woke up late for work, i would call the clerk in charge of parade state and tell him im on half a day's leave. Then relac jack at home until lunch time and slowly make my way back to camp. I used this trick many times and was never caught.
DISCLAIMER-these were done when i was young and stupid. If you wanna try the last trick, do it at your own risk! -
what is that?Originally posted by alwaysdisturbed:4) goin thru the combat physical fitness test. -
that must have been a rocking good time.Originally posted by I_love_my_toilet:Riding thru all the marked minefield with his trooper shooting at the empires and aggressors chasing behind with blanks.
My comrade n his team did that!
Yes, treating ATEC like a joke
Well, ever counted a whole storeroom full of bolts and nuts? It took a 2WO, a MSG and a 3SG two whole weeks to account for all the little things. -
took a park aside recce jeep , and went for a joy ride ,with 2 other friends , took turns flying up humps and and drifting , all of a sudden my friend skidded and ram into a metal pillar , and me and 1 more friend was sitted next to him (2 of us squeeze into one sit next to de driver)
Recce jeep`s RESULT of smashing into de metal pillar
1. front bonnet totally smash
2. front tyre punctrue
3. shaft drop out
4. collant and engine oil all over de floor (de oild and collant casing all smash)
5. Cost of repair $10 000 . saw in de report . (was so shock how it could cost so much , think they kai siao abit )
metal pillar result
1. scratches
the 3 soilders involve including me punishment was
de one driving , given 3 months Db
me and my other friend , give 21 days s.o.L , For failure to report incident ,
we were given 21 days s.o.l only cost we say we didnt drive , we just saw de incident , but where given 21 days , cos we took 3 weeks to report de incident , (de veh was parked in a shed , and we when there to de servicing , after de accident , we took our 5-ton , and ram de veh out of de pillar , and park de veh back , and covered it up and at last we gotta admit , cos de next day got 9 dsmb ppl coming down to check on de vehs . so lan lan , got to admit b4 they find out themself -
one more incident .
was a new driver , only drove within camps , for in camp training , den was given my 1st out - camp detail , was so happy , it was on a sat , and on friday nite whole camp book out liao , cos next day must go 3rd guards for formaitions sports meet , so left in camp was 4 drivers , me including , we were not allowed to book out , cos next day early morning must drive out all de store with our 5-ton , at nite we were so sian , den someone say , eh kia la , we sneak out from camp and go clubbing la , so off we when to m.sultan for a soilder`s nite out , at 4 am came back drunk , slept for 2 hrs , woke up , drove out for my 1st out -camp detail , within reaching destination , i langgar a back of car , it was his fault , cause he squeeze me in a one way lane , and de car belongs to master sgt , and de car was less den a wk old ... his behind headlight all smash , and my tonner got a small scratch ..
after months of investigation by , tp and de army , results were out it was not my fault .
so no punishment was given to me -
u happen to be in selarang camp?Originally posted by gUms:took a park aside recce jeep , and went for a joy ride ,with 2 other friends , took turns flying up humps and and drifting , all of a sudden my friend skidded and ram into a metal pillar , and me and 1 more friend was sitted next to him (2 of us squeeze into one sit next to de driver)
Recce jeep`s RESULT of smashing into de metal pillar
1. front bonnet totally smash
2. front tyre punctrue
3. shaft drop out
4. collant and engine oil all over de floor (de oild and collant casing all smash)
5. Cost of repair $10 000 . saw in de report . (was so shock how it could cost so much , think they kai siao abit )
metal pillar result
1. scratches
the 3 soilders involve including me punishment was
de one driving , given 3 months Db
me and my other friend , give 21 days s.o.L , For failure to report incident ,
we were given 21 days s.o.l only cost we say we didnt drive , we just saw de incident , but where given 21 days , cos we took 3 weeks to report de incident , (de veh was parked in a shed , and we when there to de servicing , after de accident , we took our 5-ton , and ram de veh out of de pillar , and park de veh back , and covered it up and at last we gotta admit , cos de next day got 9 dsmb ppl coming down to check on de vehs . so lan lan , got to admit b4 they find out themself -
haha..Originally posted by wuming78:
take wat video and foto?!?!
the video...
something like tammy aso ^^
but got underwear on^^
I nv do anything ^^
I only the cameraman -
Hmm... Crazy things arh...
1. Went to peep at girl bathing opposite the camp while on guard duty. Cos the camp and the condo was only 3 metres apart, so can see what the girl was doing in the bathroom through the window from undressing to getting dressed.
2. Purposely strapped my evil PC's rifle to his boots and SBO, shouted "On Guard!" and he sprang up, saw the rifle knocked into his face, knocking his front tooth off.
3. Tried firing the GPMG more than 300 rounds but never change barrels as required. Only saw the barrel became red hot and bent downwards on the muzzle.
4. Drank wine and play cards while on Sheares Bridge Run guard duty, tried switching the PA system setup and blown the amplifiers. Then next day when the soundman came and found the PA system couldn't work, me pretended as if nothing happened.
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Now people want to know which camp it is. haha
Camp and Condo.... sounds like Nee Soon.Originally posted by dork3d:Hmm... Crazy things arh...
1. Went to peep at girl bathing opposite the camp while on guard duty. Cos the camp and the condo was only 3 metres apart, so can see what the girl was doing in the bathroom through the window from undressing to getting dressed.
2. Purposely strapped my evil PC's rifle to his boots and SBO, shouted "On Guard!" and he sprang up, saw the rifle knocked into his face, knocking his front tooth off.
3. Tried firing the GPMG more than 300 rounds but never change barrels as required. Only saw the barrel became red hot and bent downwards on the muzzle.
4. Drank wine and play cards while on Sheares Bridge Run guard duty, tried switching the PA system setup and blown the amplifiers. Then next day when the soundman came and found the PA system couldn't work, me pretended as if nothing happened. -
my thoughts exactly.Originally posted by Ponders:Now people want to know which camp it is. haha
Camp and Condo.... sounds like Nee Soon. -
Nope! It's not Nee Soon Camp, it's one of the few older camps in Singapore located in Bukit Timah area. Should be able to guess which camp now as there isn't many camp in Bukit Timah area.Originally posted by Gordonator:my thoughts exactly.
Hint: Gombak, Sungei Gedong and Kranji are out. -
sucking up to my superiors!! heheheh
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Maju camp? Or police unit formerly as provost camp? Or SMM?Originally posted by dork3d:Nope! It's not Nee Soon Camp, it's one of the few older camps in Singapore located in Bukit Timah area. Should be able to guess which camp now as there isn't many camp in Bukit Timah area.
Hint: Gombak, Sungei Gedong and Kranji are out. -
Well i tied man sized glow in e dark seleton on ceiling fan above my buddy n poke him up from sleep at e side of his bed then hide under e bed, scared e hell out of him
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the rifle range road there ah??Originally posted by dork3d:Nope! It's not Nee Soon Camp, it's one of the few older camps in Singapore located in Bukit Timah area. Should be able to guess which camp now as there isn't many camp in Bukit Timah area.
Hint: Gombak, Sungei Gedong and Kranji are out. -
man sized?Originally posted by spartan6:Well i tied man sized glow in e dark seleton on ceiling fan above my buddy n poke him up from sleep at e side of his bed then hide under e bed, scared e hell out of him -
Ordered a guy to Kiwi catch the temporary company mascot (actually just a stray dog) a dog black cos his shoes weren't properly shined- and he really did it.