Aunty Helen?
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Who here do DO, Duty Clerk or Guard Comd kena Aunty Helen before?
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is she is real person or a ghost? haha
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Real one.... let me tell you how a typical conversation with her goes.. she usually call Camp Ops room or Gd Rm.
"hello, are you malay?" (if you say yes, she will ask for a chinese guy)
Chinese guy comes...
"Hello, this is Sgt XX, how may i help you"
Helen: "hello, how are you?, are you tall?"
Sgt XX: "Hello, this is an army camp, are you looking for somebody? how can i help you?"
Helen: " do you wear spectacles? are you tall?"
From here onwards... it is up to Sgt XX if he wants to carry on talking..
if you do... Helen will say, "actually ah, i want to ask you if i can drop by your camp, do you need any friends? i am actually from Changi V" -
serious?
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WTF...
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I got it... TWICE!!
Best part... the two times are in different camps.
When i reported the "incident" to the DO, the DO say, nevermind... I got that when doing CDO at OCS as cadet too. haha. -
one person shld volunteer to make frens with her and expose her mah
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got 1 time during guard duty, guardcom picks up a funny call from a female. as the guardcom is a xin jiao sgt, he passed the phone to me and within minutes i settle with her liao.
not sure whether her name is helen or not though. most probably i guess. wonder how she got hold of all those guardhouse and ops rooms numbers -
Maybe she's a spyOriginally posted by Gordonator:got 1 time during guard duty, guardcom picks up a funny call from a female. as the guardcom is a xiao jiao sgt, he passed the phone to me and within minutes i settle with her liao.
not sure whether her name is helen or not though. most probably i guess. wonder how she got hold of all those guardhouse and ops rooms numbers 
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Must be those sao rao phoneOriginally posted by Gordonator:got 1 time during guard duty, guardcom picks up a funny call from a female. as the guardcom is a xiao jiao sgt, he passed the phone to me and within minutes i settle with her liao.
not sure whether her name is helen or not though. most probably i guess. wonder how she got hold of all those guardhouse and ops rooms numbers -
i only go cookhse n kenna aunty cat.
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Hello, how are you today? Was training tough before this? How do you find the food?Originally posted by alwaysdisturbed:i only go cookhse n kenna aunty cat.
She's only concerned on your reply to her last question. haha. her rice bowl ah. -
Wah! I am seriously surprised that so many camps kena Helen before! I personally kena her a few times before while doing guard duty in Sungei Gedong camp last time. All lao jiao specs who got do guard com will know her. This Helen is actually a guy. He very standard always ask the same few questions such as got wear specs, whats your height and whether chinese or not. I wonder how he get all the nos from!
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Yellow pages got Ops room number what.
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if she dares to step near my camp when i'm on duty, the guards will be briefed to ignore the rules of engagement, magazine of 5 rounds load and ready, own time own target carry on.
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Ah that mad woman called me at 3 am in a guardroom...really a nut case
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dunno if same person
but always got weird calsl on weekends -
a homosexual maybeOriginally posted by tankee1981:Wah! I am seriously surprised that so many camps kena Helen before! I personally kena her a few times before while doing guard duty in Sungei Gedong camp last time. All lao jiao specs who got do guard com will know her. This Helen is actually a guy. He very standard always ask the same few questions such as got wear specs, whats your height and whether chinese or not. I wonder how he get all the nos from! -
There is once my guard 2 because bored so play with Helen. This guy fake the female voice quite well so at 1st thought its a lonely auntie. My guard 2 ask what 'she' like, she say anal. Then he got a shock and ask if 'she ' got dick she said have but quick to add but very small!!! 'She' wanted him to lick her big nipples too! That is the last straw, he couldn't take it anymore so gan 'her' jialat jialat and slam the phone down. Damn disgusting,creepy and scary sia!
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whos is this aunty helen
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someone with too much time on his/her hand.Originally posted by Remo Fernandez:whos is this aunty helen -
AUNTY ah.. if jie-jie nvm.
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aim for the "boobs"Originally posted by Gordonator:if she dares to step near my camp when i'm on duty, the guards will be briefed to ignore the rules of engagement, magazine of 5 rounds load and ready, own time own target carry on. see if they are real