the worst sai kang u have done?

• riken1974

  30 May 06, 02:59

  if it's of own good will...i will never post it here...sad to say.....treated us like his slave...and as though he own all of us....
• SpecOps87

  30 May 06, 13:28

  Personally cleaned,cleared and oiled 100 rifles. Try that...by the end of it i was pulling my hair.
• sans-culotte

  30 May 06, 16:34

  Last yr i was involved dismantling the grandstand after NDP under hot sun. Whats more shiong than this?
  
• Fatum

  30 May 06, 16:38

  shucking oysters .......
  
  inadvertent sai kang ...
  
  some mess officer ordered oysters for mess party .... went to the seafood wholesale shop and discovered that the oysters were not shucked ....
  
  called the WO ... WO says can you please help shuck them, it'll be too late by the time I was back in camp .... so I roped in the hapless GP car driver as well .....
  
  at least I got to eat some of the oysters too ... and till today, I'm still a champion oyster shucker ....
• Gordonator

  30 May 06, 21:25

  Originally posted by sans-culotte:

  Last yr i was involved dismantling the grandstand after NDP under hot sun. Whats more shiong than this?

  any offs given?
• king108

  30 May 06, 21:37

  Sure or not..where got such thing happening in SAF..Don't smoke me..How come I never experience such treatment before..
  
  Really feel sad for you all..I really can't believe army asked your all to do all these..really shamed me and those above me..
• LazerLordz

  31 May 06, 11:14

  Originally posted by Fatum:

  shucking oysters .......
  
  inadvertent sai kang ...
  
  some mess officer ordered oysters for mess party .... went to the seafood wholesale shop and discovered that the oysters were not shucked ....
  
  called the WO ... WO says can you please help shuck them, it'll be too late by the time I was back in camp .... so I roped in the hapless GP car driver as well .....
  
  at least I got to eat some of the oysters too ... and till today, I'm still a champion oyster shucker ....

  Now who said you can't learn anything useful in the SAF?
• sans-culotte

  31 May 06, 11:37

  Originally posted by Gordonator:

  any offs given?

  4 days off. But not for the grandstand only. Include the phonecall to ticket winners, traffic controls. Weekend burnt. So many shit for only 4 days.
• Gordonator

  31 May 06, 20:31

  Originally posted by sans-culotte:

  4 days off. But not for the grandstand only. Include the phonecall to ticket winners, traffic controls. Weekend burnt. So many shit for only 4 days.

  total how many weekends burnt? weekend as in Saturday only right?
• CSM

  27 Jul 06, 00:58

  boh lang ah?
• monoslayer

  27 Jul 06, 01:02

  Originally posted by CSM:

  boh lang ah?

  shout Turn Out loh!
• CSM

  27 Jul 06, 01:05

  Originally posted by monoslayer:

  shout Turn Out loh!

  i think i long time never do fire picket drill already.
• insouciant

  27 Jul 06, 01:13

  Best I ever saw was this S3 runner that got sent up a rambutan tree to pick rambutans.
  
  Worst part was because the fruits were ripe, the tree had a lot of ants. Poor guy came down with rambutans and covered in ants!
• CSM

  27 Jul 06, 01:15

  Originally posted by insouciant:

  Best I ever saw was this S3 runner that got sent up a rambutan tree to pick rambutans.
  
  Worst part was because the fruits were ripe, the tree had a lot of ants. Poor guy came down with rambutans and covered in ants!

  walao that is very bad. the S3 is abusing his power and never think of the guy's welfare.
• Martinwolf

  27 Jul 06, 01:35

  lol.
• pwnz0r

  27 Jul 06, 14:14

  Originally posted by Hellraiza:

  Men " sergeant, finish liao"
  
  Spec (proceed to do initial inspection) "cb, why here still got dust, knn rubbish bin never empty. Lucky i check first, if not i kana from CSM...u all cb want o saboh me...better go do one time properly"
  
  Men (kpkb) "ah okay lah"
  
  15 mins later (During which majority smoke out, leaving only a few fellas to kio sai" "sergeant, okay liao."
  
  Spec "okay good u all carry on."
  
  Spec to CSM "encik, settle liao."
  
  CSM proceeds to check "wah eh not bad arh. Okay you go carry on"
  
  Spec "encik can give the men one day off or not, they do quite a good job"
  
  CSM "okay lah can."
  
  Spec to CSM "thanks sir" inside heart thinking "cb then me leh"
  
  CSM to JO "sir ah, the cleaning finish liao"
  
  JO "wah so fast arh, thanks arh encik..CO will be pleased"
  
  1730 going to finish work. JO purposely hang around until CO walk out. "Sir take a look around"
  
  CO "wah, this is so much more better! You're quite efficient i must say" inside thinking "okay lah put this fcuker name up for next promotion board"
  
  JO "no lah sir, this reflects on....(some cock and bull story he learnt in OCS"
  
  END.

  Your story more or less correct except JO replace with RSM. Usually JO kan jiong about area cleaning when RSM/CO want to inspect their bunk or LRI. Usually its LRI la. I rem I help S1 to settle some of his room. He's a nice guy so I dun mind.
  
  I always find it funny and want to laugh when RSM tekan CSM, sometimes quite funny.
• Ponders

  27 Jul 06, 20:58

  The worse saikang...
  
  NS itself.
  
  
• jianfish9

  27 Jul 06, 21:31

  Lol, I saw Guards pushing all the floats and platforms for the NDP.
  
  So sad, I thought is Bangla inside pushing all the parade props for the NDP end up is Guards do...
  
  Guards training very well-rounded
• dork3d

  27 Jul 06, 21:32

  Printing, folding and sending SAF100s, Charge Letters, Mob Notifications Letters, SAF100As, SAF100Bs and ICT Reminder Letters everyday...
• RaTtY8l

  27 Jul 06, 21:36

  Originally posted by freedom4ever:

  i think most of the ppl here will say that NDP is the worst.

  nope i find ndp the best. everyday go stadium reach there ard 8am den 4 plus can go back to home. no stay in camp somemore, free kfc lunch/dinner, can walk ard stadium area free n easy when nothing to do. wat sai gang is better than ndp?
• Gordonator

  27 Jul 06, 21:48

  Originally posted by Ponders:

  The worse saikang...
  
  NS itself.

  to a certain extent i'm gonna agree on this. just think how much money the SAF saved with NSF clerks, drivers, RPs and other admin posts.
• insouciant

  28 Jul 06, 12:56

  Originally posted by RaTtY8l:

  nope i find ndp the best. everyday go stadium reach there ard 8am den 4 plus can go back to home. no stay in camp somemore, free kfc lunch/dinner, can walk ard stadium area free n easy when nothing to do. wat sai gang is better than ndp?

  Then on NDP itself, all the girls admire you n your uniform and if you lucky enough to have the right contingent or group that has girls of "right age" and you garang enough, can chat the girls up and ask for phone numbers.
  
  NDP best!
• mhcampboy

  28 Jul 06, 13:09

  The worst sai kang I ever did was helping my RSM organize 2 COC parade for my Div Comd.
  
  Wah, everything got to be perfect la. Weekends got burnt few months prior to the parade.
  
  Do so much, yet the outgoing Div Comd never say out my name in his farewell speech.
• sans-culotte

  28 Jul 06, 16:47

  Originally posted by Gordonator:

  total how many weekends burnt? weekend as in Saturday only right?

  Yah, but from june 16 2005 - aug 9 2005, count lor....
• Gordonator

  29 Jul 06, 18:40

  i will like to dedicate my appreciation to those involved in this year NDP, especially 3GUARDS, this year's sai kang party.
  
  regular people just enjoy the show and might never knew all the hard work put in by the NSFs. hope u all will get your well-deserved offs.