What the lamest medical excuse you have seen or heard?
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last time in my unit got this guy have a 1 month MC due to mosquito bite infection. pretty lame right?
if you dun think so, what about a 6 months Att C at home due to a thumb injury. that guy went for operation and i nvr see him till the day he ord.
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i have an ex-schoomate who is allergic to grass
another one is allergic to sweat -
excuse me.
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got one storeman allergic to storehouse
no kidding.. certified by MO.. -
these r quite common.. its a skin problem.. i noe a couple of ppl have these problems..Originally posted by FireIce:i have an ex-schoomate who is allergic to grass
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Theres this guy during my BMT who claims to be allergic to sunlight... Hes not albino or something as he has the skin color as the most of us but claims to suffer from a fit if exposed to sunshine for too long
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allergic to sunlight
allergic to No4 uniform -
I have a trainee last time....he was excused from Talking by the MO....bloody hell...he just refused to talk lor in camp...and the MO bo pian say is Physcological problem, give him excuse from replying to orders, answering questions...basically no talking from him.....hahahaa...and the best part is he is a Diploma holder lor... how to get diploma when he refused to talk.
CHAO KENG! -
Excuse smoking!!! : )
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well you can see some really ironic cases,wonder how they get it
Excuse hand,excuse leg but some of them are pretty well built. -
got 1 bugger in my unit, got big muscular arms, hit the gym, do push ups but chao keng until get excuse carrying heavy load. bastard.Originally posted by Aveme:Excuse hand,excuse leg but some of them are pretty well built.
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normalOriginally posted by FireIce:i have an ex-schoomate who is allergic to grass
another one is allergic to sweat
what about excuse sunlight? -
got excuse water parade?
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excuse dust
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sir, my kuku very pain. so i attn C 6 mths.
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excuse green... dunno how he keng 1...
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I got excuse stay in before for skin problem.
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excused haircut. cuz he always visit hair growth center. spent alot, even managed to produce receipts. so lan lan excused haircut by oc.
excused tonner. letter states that this guy had an unpleasant past with tonners. see tonner will get into a fit. wtf man.
excused the word "army". he can work in army, but hear the word army he goes into crazy mode. starts getting very aggresive.
excused exhaust smoke. claims that if smell the smoke produced from vehicle exhaust, will lead to asthma attack. -
Send me all these kengsters...I certify all of them 'Excused bookout".
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oh, my friend told his offiicer he could not book in cos his frn (me) wanted 2 commit suicide so he had to accompany and guard me
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i am allergic to grass... if i touch grass for too long i will ich...like siao....Originally posted by FireIce:i have an ex-schoomate who is allergic to grass -
Excuse Fatigue , for two days when the CSM drove me up the wall when I was in BMT.
I just ranted at the MO about the CSM's behavior...and he gave me some respite from that lazy bugger. -
I remember my camp there is this technician who got excuse oil,i dunno how he got it,the OC also dunno what work he can do after getting excuse oil,imagine a technician who can't touch oil Lol
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Excused thinking..
Certified by me.. -
One of the best is this fella who claims he got knee problems and limp around camp with a walking stick. But outside camp can run after bus...