What is President Nathan saying?
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Every year's National Day Parade, when President Nathan is inspecting the Guards of Honour, he will always stop to talk to someone from each contingent.
Ever wonder what the president is saying? give your creative answers here.
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First to the CDO : How do u like the CDO???, where did u live,how the welfare there good or not????
Then to the Navy : Which unit u are from?? Which camp??? Do u like it to participate in the NDP or not???
To Air-Force : How are u ?? Is it fun in the air force???
To the police : How do u feel to be in the SPF ??? Is the job scope good?? Keep up the good work !!! -
asking how many inchs his cock is
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pres: you know hor you stand here so xing ku + all the chiong sua, etc pay only 300. i sit at istana shake leg play games, watch porno, read mags one month 1 million. you got a fraction of my pay should be grateful hor, shake leg watch porn very hard work one you know.
soldier: ....... -
Originally posted by hisoka:pres: you know hor you stand here so xing ku + all the chiong sua, etc pay only 300. i sit at istana shake leg play games, watch porno, read mags one month 1 million. you got a fraction of my pay should be grateful hor, shake leg watch porn very hard work one you know.
soldier: .......
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Ho seh boh? Later want to go Jalan kayu eat prata or not? My treat!
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Every year, either Gordon or someone will post this kind of topic
As usual, mine is
Nathan: Oei, CPL Seng, remember our prata outing tonight
CPL Seng: Sir, I am CPL Ong, CPL Seng is on the Police contingent over there. -
then the soldier will say: ON ar. knn u every year s.u.c.k ppl money of coz u treat laOriginally posted by ^spidee^:Ho seh boh? Later want to go Jalan kayu eat prata or not? My treat! -
President: "CPL, when u ORD?"
CPL: "Next week Sir."
President: "Good, i treat u to pratas tonight." -
no good arh??Originally posted by anhydrouscoppersulphate: 
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u are cute, see me in my bedroom tonight.
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Originally posted by laurence82:Every year, either Gordon or someone will post this kind of topic
As usual, mine is
Nathan: Oei, CPL Seng, remember our prata outing tonight
CPL Seng: Sir, I am CPL Ong, CPL Seng is on the Police contingent over there. -
OMGOriginally posted by saline:u are cute, see me in my bedroom tonight. 
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he also talk to one auntie soldier down there right?
probly discussing when to meet in Geyland... -
last year was Honeybunz.Originally posted by laurence82:Every year, either Gordon or someone will post this kind of topic -
So bad..Originally posted by anhydrouscoppersulphate:then the soldier will say: ON ar. knn u every year s.u.c.k ppl money of coz u treat la -
President: CPL, How are you privates?
CPL: -.-''' -
nathan: Boy, when you ord??
soldier: next month, sir.
nathan: so you like participating in ndp and find it meaningful and worthwhile or not? you would do it all over again if you ahd the chance right?
soldier: yes, sir! definitely
nathan: since you are so enthusiatic, i shall give permission for you to be sent to db until july next year so you can join in the next year parade.
soldier faints -
Those choosen ones will get extra 7 days Off-In-Lieu.
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one chinese, one malay, one indian, one female
isit SOP? -
Prez: you know we trying to get 6.5m people in singapore?
dude: wtf?? no place to stand already still want 6.5m??
Prez: you think i care? i die already by then and my children all go to another country
dude: i will try not to stab you with my bayonet... so go away quickly
Prez: okay okay... i go... but be prepared to spend the rest of your NS life in DB -
President: 'Eh Seng... you want one kopi now?'
CPL Seng: 'How is that possible, sir?'
President: 'Your coffeeshop's open.' -
President: "PTE, why u never shave?"
PTE: "Sorry Sir, I forget."
President: "Nevermind, later u go back sign 7." -
Originally posted by fudgester:President: 'Eh Seng... you want one kopi now?'
CPL Seng: 'How is that possible, sir?'
President: 'Your coffeeshop's open.' -
I want to add in something important here. Those who President talk to pre-planned one. MediaCorp commentator give the game away lah. If never pre planned how stupid commentator know the police char bor Nathan talk to serve how many years in police???