What is President Nathan saying?
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president: hi..how are u ? can tahan or not..had dinner already? tahan abit more ar..old liao n u look at me like a ball..i try to walk faster..later go behind got hao liao for u..
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President: you want pay raise?
Soilder: SURE!
President: JUST JOKING
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President: "Sgt, later tell your men go clean up the stadium after the parade."
3SG: "But Sir, this year the sai kang party is 3 Guards leh."
President: "Must have integrity mah. Later Stand by Stadium at 2200." -
President: Eh got tic tac or not?
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First to the CDO : Where is the best prata located? Have murthabak or not?
Then to the Navy : How is food in the Navy? Would you like a menu C?
To Air-Force : Do you fly aeroplane? (put people aeroplane?) So you drive plane or not?
To the police : How many thieves have you caught? How many more you intend to catch before you retire? Keep up the good work !!!
pure jokin only.
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i laughed off the chair. i really identify with saikang parties and standbysOriginally posted by Gordonator:President: "Sgt, later tell your men go clean up the stadium after the parade."
3SG: "But Sir, this year the sai kang party is 3 Guards leh."
President: "Must have integrity mah. Later Stand by Stadium at 2200."
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Wtf.Originally posted by Gordonator:President: "Sgt, later tell your men go clean up the stadium after the parade."
3SG: "But Sir, this year the sai kang party is 3 Guards leh."
President: "Must have integrity mah. Later Stand by Stadium at 2200." -
president : how do you like the new sar21 drill
soldier : it's obscene
president : i agree -
the president was asking the soldiers "qian bian wen da ti".
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How come the lady was smiling when replying the President?
Will she sign 7? -
I believe their conversation is like this:
President: Do you know who I am?
Soldier: No, encik! -
nathan: Ah bao was murdered! however the police quickly found the killer.. who is it?Originally posted by Icemoon:How come the lady was smiling when replying the President?
Will she sign 7?
lady: ...................................give up.
nathan: Ah Dou! cos Dou Sa Bao! *laugh to himself*
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the commentator out of enthusiasm smoke out abit mah.Originally posted by Manager433:I want to add in something important here. Those who President talk to pre-planned one. MediaCorp commentator give the game away lah. If never pre planned how stupid commentator know the police char bor Nathan talk to serve how many years in police??? -
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President: How do you think of our prime minister?
Soldier replied: We are very fortunate to have such a wonderful prime minister
President: Fine, I will ask your CO to give you 21 days off in lieu -
hey hey hey! no vulgarities and sexual references please.
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did u vote for PAP?
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i dun think is SOP but the ppl he talk to already knew that the president is going to talk to them.Originally posted by FireIce:one chinese, one malay, one indian, one female
isit SOP? -
And their background has to undergo clearance first.Originally posted by freedom4ever:i dun think is SOP but the ppl he talk to already knew that the president is going to talk to them.
Prez: How are you gentleman?
Man: All my votes are belonged to PAP, sir!
Prez: Good job, gentleman! -
she's a SSG leh.Originally posted by Icemoon:How come the lady was smiling when replying the President?
Will she sign 7? -
u guys wont be sued or caught for making fun of the president?
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lol this is a foriegn based server,so singapore police cant touch us...Originally posted by popmynutsy:u guys wont be sued or caught for making fun of the president?
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i thought its common practice?Originally posted by popmynutsy:u guys wont be sued or caught for making fun of the president? -
i'm sure he aren't that petty.Originally posted by popmynutsy:u guys wont be sued or caught for making fun of the president? -
Nathan: Thank you.... Now got lesser pidgoens out there to shi.t on my car...
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lucky it's the prez... if it's LHL or his cronies?Originally posted by Gordonator:i'm sure he aren't that petty.