What is President Nathan saying?

• acwire_2125

  9 Aug 06, 23:27

  President: Hello, how are you?
  
  Commando:Good Sir. *Smile*
  
  President: So is the training at Hendon Camp tough?
  
  Commando: No Sir, it's been a breeze.
  
  President: Oh! In that case, I inform your CO to intensif the training. *Smile*
• acwire_2125

  9 Aug 06, 23:31

  President: Hello, how are you?
  
  Commando:Good Sir. *Smile*
  
  President: So is the training at Hendon Camp tough?
  
  Commando: No Sir, it's been a breeze.
  
  President: Oh! In that case, I'll inform your CO to intensif the training. *Smile*
• martin_lim85

  9 Aug 06, 23:42

  President: aaa today want to chiong maple bo?
  
  GOH: cannot sia, later return arm bla bla bla bla so late liao
  
  President: dun like that lah i planned to level up tonight leh, online ar then i buy u prata
• tt3

  10 Aug 06, 01:27

  gt cigarette anot??
• NT2

  10 Aug 06, 01:28

  where's the nearest toilet?
• gUms

  10 Aug 06, 05:53

  prez nathan - eh lcp lim , when you ord?
  
  lcp lim - june 2007
  
  prez nathan - *laff* ORD LO
• laurence82

  10 Aug 06, 05:53

  The President was never in the Army
  
  
• sand king

  10 Aug 06, 13:22

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  The President was never in the Army
  
  

  Really meh... when he was young no1 expected him to be the president of singapore right? haha
• choco B

  10 Aug 06, 13:32

  Seriously?? Wah I'd be damn stressed having to remember and spot their faces.
  

  Originally posted by Manager433:

  I want to add in something important here. Those who President talk to pre-planned one. MediaCorp commentator give the game away lah. If never pre planned how stupid commentator know the police char bor Nathan talk to serve how many years in police???
  
  

• Pitot

  10 Aug 06, 13:44

  President: So you like tur kwa?
• verydisappointed

  10 Aug 06, 13:59

  pres: me in real person more handsome than on TV or not?
  
  
• Gordonator

  10 Aug 06, 16:14

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  The President was never in the Army
  
  

  president Nathan is already 41 years old when singapore gain independence.
• sand king

  10 Aug 06, 20:42

  Originally posted by Gordonator:

  president Nathan is already 41 years old when singapore gain independence.

  whoa... u know ur history man haha
• Icemoon

  10 Aug 06, 21:06

  Originally posted by choco B:

  Seriously?? Wah I'd be damn stressed having to remember and spot their faces.
  

  erm .. their positions are marked.
  
  I could see the President looking for something on the floor.
• CoolMyth

  10 Aug 06, 21:09

  Originally posted by Icemoon:

  erm .. their positions are marked.
  
  I could see the President looking for something on the floor.

  Beside, got Parade Commander and two more behind to tell the Prez when to stop.
• crispylips

  10 Aug 06, 21:23

  So many contribute, so many wrong answer....
  
  My friend in the NDP committee share with me one....
  
  The actual conversation goes like this.....
  
  President: err.....they say i am suppose to stop and talk.
  Soldier: YES SIR! YOU ARE CORRECT SIR!
  President: But the problem is, i don't know what to talk about.
  Soldier: ANYTHING YOU WANT, SIR!
  President: Maybe you want to pretend to move your mouth a bit for a while?
  Soldier:*move lips like chewing bubble gum*
  After 15 sec,
  
  President: Ok soldier, good job, stop and give me a smile! very good!!!!ok......sian ah.....still got 3 more to do.......
  
  *continue walking*
  
  
• LoVeMeLoVeMenOt

  11 Aug 06, 11:14

  Originally posted by crispylips:

  So many contribute, so many wrong answer....
  
  My friend in the NDP committee share with me one....
  
  The actual conversation goes like this.....
  
  President: err.....they say i am suppose to stop and talk.
  Soldier: YES SIR! YOU ARE CORRECT SIR!
  President: But the problem is, i don't know what to talk about.
  Soldier: ANYTHING YOU WANT, SIR!
  President: Maybe you want to pretend to move your mouth a bit for a while?
  Soldier:*move lips like chewing bubble gum*
  After 15 sec,
  
  President: Ok soldier, good job, stop and give me a smile! very good!!!!ok......sian ah.....still got 3 more to do.......
  
  *continue walking*
  
  

  LOL this is funny..
• Gordonator

  11 Aug 06, 16:46

  President: "CPL, do u know that talking and moving is not allowed in a file?"
  
  CPL: "Yes I know Sir."
  
  President: "Then why are u still talking to me?"
  
  
• Hellraiza

  11 Aug 06, 18:39

  President stops in front of a garang CDO. Takes out a lighter.
  
  CDO : "Sir you want a cigarette?
  
  President : "No, i just wanted to help you burn this "cock hair" on your No.1"
  
  
• Honeybunz

  13 Aug 06, 17:21

  Originally posted by Gordonator:

  last year was Honybunz.

  aiyoh... you remember ah? i so touched
  
  Btw, it's Honeybunz. Dun anyhow spell hor.
• loneFighter

  13 Aug 06, 20:17

  Originally posted by Manager433:

  I want to add in something important here. Those who President talk to pre-planned one. MediaCorp commentator give the game away lah. If never pre planned how stupid commentator know the police char bor Nathan talk to serve how many years in police???
  
  
  
  

  Prez: Soldier whats ur name?
  
  Soldier: CPL Lim
  
  Prez: Shit! talk to wrong person. *walks to correct one*
• Gordonator

  13 Aug 06, 21:16

  Originally posted by Honeybunz:

  aiyoh... you remember ah? i so touched
  
  Btw, it's Honeybunz. Dun anyhow spell hor.

  sorry my bad.
• choco B

  16 Aug 06, 09:43

  Really??! It's all a setup!
  Waah feel so naive & cheated >.<
  
  Man can't he even put in some effort by himself?? LOL
  

  Originally posted by Icemoon:

  erm .. their positions are marked.
  
  I could see the President looking for something on the floor.

  Originally posted by CoolMyth:

  Beside, got Parade Commander and two more behind to tell the Prez when to stop.

• insouciant

  16 Aug 06, 18:17

  President: Did you know that you look really silly when craddling the SAR21? Like you trying to cover your unmentionables.
  GOH: Yes sir, but no choice sir.
  President: Aiyah, you want me to tell CDF for you? He just standing behind only.
  GOH: Sir, I rather you quickly walk on so I can hurry up and leave to go pee!
• Advante_101

  16 Aug 06, 18:47

  President Nathan walk pass a nerdy guai guai CDO and stops...
  
  President: I see your face i feel like punching u....
  
  CDO: Im Sorrrie Sir im born with a face like this..Will go for plastic surgery soon
  
  President: You are a disgrace to the Singapore Army for having such a CO-CK CB NERD FACE !!!! DO YOU KNOW !!???
  
  CDO: Sorrie Sir...Reaalli Sorrie (Going to cry liao)
  
  President: U better make sure u go for tat plastic surgery..If not i punch the sh*t out of your face....UNDERSTAND !!!
  
  CDO: Okaa sir.. (Crying heavily liao)
  
  President walks away shaking his head to himself..