Funny Instances that happened to me

• Rockhound

  20 Aug 06, 00:08

  Rifleman: 'Sgt.....bangalore heavy arh...'
  Me: (gives blank look at Rfn)
  
  Pioneer Spec: 'Do u have any Spare Con wire?'
  Me: 'Do i look like a f-ing store to u?(insert extra profanity)'
  
  Sec Comm: 'Do u have spare helmet?'
  
  Me: 'Encik...CCP too tactical...can't find it....'(this happened at nite....cos lightstick too tactical...)
  
  Almost anyone: 'Sgt...my (insert injury) pain arh...'
  Me: 'U think i bomoh arh!!!'
  
  1 platoon: 'Medic!!!'(whole platoon wiped out)
  Me:'Hongkan........think i superman arh?'
  
  Random person:'u ok or not?'
  Me:'ask me when my brain catches up with me..'(happened after 15 click tact march to obj)
  
  Me:'Encik arh..i seem to hit a pipe....if got oil can i ord?'(during shellscrape digging)
  
  Me:'CCB!!!!' (whenever a halt occurs)
  
  i think fudgester would understand most of the instances....
• Gordonator

  20 Aug 06, 12:24

  Originally posted by Rockhound:

  i think fudgester would understand most of the instances....

  i hope so too cos i catch no balls.
• kwlee

  20 Aug 06, 13:39

  Originally posted by Gordonator:

  i hope so too cos i catch no balls.

  me 2 hahaha
• Hellraiza

  20 Aug 06, 19:07

  Come on lah...this kinda thing happens to everyone throughout the SAF
  
  and it seems there's alot of things u either cannot do or are just plain lazy
• Rockhound

  25 Aug 06, 20:16

  'TES set goes off with near miss alarm'
  
  Me: 'Cb cb!.....Arty!!!(scampers for cover...)
  
  me:'NB...when enemy wanna come....'
  'TES set goes off'
  me:'knn....'
  CSM:'suay ley ure mouth...'
  
  me:'Oi....never die b4 issit...'(to soldier standing in middle of track...)
  'soldier's TES set goes off...'
  me:'dun u expect me to carry u....'
  in the end...fireman carrying him adding on to the 20kilos on my back to bcs...with him giggling on my back..
  me:'lucky this is ATEC....real life i let u bleed first...'
• Rockhound

  25 Aug 06, 20:27

  Originally posted by Hellraiza:

  Come on lah...this kinda thing happens to everyone throughout the SAF
  
  and it seems there's alot of things u either cannot do or are just plain lazy

  u have no idea how stupid combat side treats their medics....
  1.like storeman..thinking they have everything(like con wire...extra helmet..)
  2.like a bomoh thinking we can heal everything..(some say AIDS)
  3.think we all should help them carry their crap(like LAW...bangalores..but when we ask them to carry our stretcher and stuff they'd be quick to say no...)
  
  thank god my encik is civil...