Weird, Funny And Interesting Things U Know/Found In SAF
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Chinese opera music.Originally posted by Gordonator:wayang music? whats that?
No kidding.
Anyway, I see that the old Ulu Pandan Camp is being left to rot.... any ideas on what's going to happen to it? -
oh ya there's another funny thing in the SAF. a kid of the name Stooky who kept creating crappy threads, who also will be banned very soon if he continues to test the system.
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It has to be sungei gedong!
Haha, those dogs are really cute. tagging along with prowlers like friends. cute...
On a separate note. I really hope someone will ban that stooky fella on his 1000th post.
it's gotten to a point where he's just a plain nuisance. you see his threads in BAR, and then he brings his thrash talk to good forums like this one and spoils it all for everyone.
as an nsf, he's got way too much time. i know his pattern. must be some OOC personnel or temp. downgraded chaokeng personnel trying to find a way to downgrade permanently.
hope he gets upgraded to combat status and posted to a combat unit. -
yeah dogs...cute....yeah...in my camp the dogs chased my storeman up a lamppost when he was going to report for staff parade...they chase our landrovers when we go out of camp...imagine wht they do when we WALK ou of camp...cute eh...
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Originally posted by Gordonator:oh ya there's another funny thing in the SAF. a kid of the name Stooky who kept creating crappy threads, who also will be banned very soon if he continues to test the system.
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i ish want to sleep at that bunk reh....Originally posted by octega:Prowlers in my camp during my time, usually have wild dogs accompany them. But no idea where these dogs come from.
Weird stuff.
1.) Cursed Hand-cuffs (the police type). Only those on official business like escorting detainees can touch them. Any Non-official personnel that touch them will end up in DB.
2.) Cursed bunk. Anyone sleeping in that bunk will kena spooky event. i.e. someone sitting on top of them in the middle of the night, seeing dark shadows in the room, etc, etc. -
i pity that kid. immature and thick skinned. shamless too despite all the warnings i gave. but as typical characteristics of trolls, the more u tell them not to do it, the more they want to do it.
i shall have a word with the admin.Originally posted by LetterboxMind:On a separate note. I really hope someone will ban that stooky fella on his 1000th post.
it's gotten to a point where he's just a plain nuisance. you see his threads in BAR, and then he brings his thrash talk to good forums like this one and spoils it all for everyone.
as an nsf, he's got way too much time. i know his pattern. must be some OOC personnel or temp. downgraded chaokeng personnel trying to find a way to downgrade permanently.
hope he gets upgraded to combat status and posted to a combat unit. -
back on topic
i remembered my last excercise at cresendo
during briefing when the MO came to talk about STDs and AIDS and stuff
all the new guys were damn excited they got into an orgasm when the medics handed out 3 condoms
JC PTE asks 1st question( he heard lau jiao stories ) "Sir, why give us condoms ? rnr time get to use arr ? is that why when we come back must do HIV test ?"
the rest from LCP all the way to MAJ all laughed damn loudly MO's answer was to laugh too
so when we were talking more during excercise we told them the usual hotel were we had dinner nearby has some topless dancing bars and a "fish tank"
they got it and wanted to see during rnr, only that same JC PTE asked what's a fish tank when they were talking about prostitutes
again every one laughed
so all the xin jiao very excited
rnr
at the "fish tank"
all went in and the expressions was like goldfish every one eye big big mouth wide wide open too bad cannot take pics as no pics allowed inside if not i can show you stare for like 10 mins still staring
one lau jiao " eh JC PTE, know you know why this place we code name "fish tank" ornot?
JC PTE " no "
every one : loud laughter -
i never get to go on overseas ex n will never will...hahhahaha
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Originally posted by molgax:back on topic
i remembered my last excercise at cresendo
during briefing when the MO came to talk about STDs and AIDS and stuff
all the new guys were damn excited they got into an orgasm when the medics handed out 3 condoms
JC PTE asks 1st question( he heard lau jiao stories ) "Sir, why give us condoms ? rnr time get to use arr ? is that why when we come back must do HIV test ?"
the rest from LCP all the way to MAJ all laughed damn loudly MO's answer was to laugh too
so when we were talking more during excercise we told them the usual hotel were we had dinner nearby has some topless dancing bars and a "fish tank"
they got it and wanted to see during rnr, only that same JC PTE asked what's a fish tank when they were talking about prostitutes
again every one laughed
so all the xin jiao very excited
rnr
at the "fish tank"
all went in and the expressions was like goldfish every one eye big big mouth wide wide open too bad cannot take pics as no pics allowed inside if not i can show you stare for like 10 mins still staring
one lau jiao " eh JC PTE, know you know why this place we code name "fish tank" ornot?
JC PTE " no "
every one : loud laughter -
Yeah!Originally posted by octega:U from Sungei Gedong also?
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Fish tank? Singapore got already still run until Thailand to see? Foreign talent so good meh?Originally posted by molgax:back on topic
i remembered my last excercise at cresendo
during briefing when the MO came to talk about STDs and AIDS and stuff
all the new guys were damn excited they got into an orgasm when the medics handed out 3 condoms
JC PTE asks 1st question( he heard lau jiao stories ) "Sir, why give us condoms ? rnr time get to use arr ? is that why when we come back must do HIV test ?"
the rest from LCP all the way to MAJ all laughed damn loudly MO's answer was to laugh too
so when we were talking more during excercise we told them the usual hotel were we had dinner nearby has some topless dancing bars and a "fish tank"
they got it and wanted to see during rnr, only that same JC PTE asked what's a fish tank when they were talking about prostitutes
again every one laughed
so all the xin jiao very excited
rnr
at the "fish tank"
all went in and the expressions was like goldfish every one eye big big mouth wide wide open too bad cannot take pics as no pics allowed inside if not i can show you stare for like 10 mins still staring
one lau jiao " eh JC PTE, know you know why this place we code name "fish tank" ornot?
JC PTE " no "
every one : loud laughter
Singapore fish tank also quite very wide variety leh. Got Luohan lar, goldfish lar, fighting fish and some even got Ang Go Li...........
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wthOriginally posted by Shotgun:Fish tank? Singapore got already still run until Thailand to see? Foreign talent so good meh?
Singapore fish tank also quite very wide variety leh. Got Luohan lar, goldfish lar, fighting fish and some even got Ang Go Li...........
they is 1st time going there for ex so like a sotong esp that jc pte
wah how u classify luohan , goldfish , fighting fish
wth is Ang Go Li ? those with alot of tattoos ? -
Speaking of condoms
Go Brunei they also give condom
Buddy: Eh... Go Brunei they give condom for what?
Me: Go fcuk spider lor -
Nice way of putting it.Originally posted by Shotgun:Fish tank? Singapore got already still run until Thailand to see? Foreign talent so good meh?
Singapore fish tank also quite very wide variety leh. Got Luohan lar, goldfish lar, fighting fish and some even got Ang Go Li........... -
I think i got a funny incident. Just remembered. But dunno funny or not la.
I was bored in camp and decided to follow a clerk to do house recce. He was in no3 carrying a clipboard. Private rank.
So when we reach a block... we got out of the vehicle and there was a group of bangla workers. Immediately when they saw him, they stood up and bow and greet "good morning sir". My friend was embarassed and just wave at them.
guess they tot he must be a town council officer maybe.. -
I think one of the reason is because in the countries where these foreign workers came from, the military is quite big and need to give face to them. Examples are the PLA in PRC, Myanmar and Thailand(recently) being ruled by the military. In Bangladesh, the government is weak and relies on the military to keep the country together.
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It's the same reason why the foreign workers who were in camp, always spoke to the guardroom people in low tones.Originally posted by tankee1981:I think one of the reason is because in the countries where these foreign workers came from, the military is quite big and need to give face to them. Examples are the PLA in PRC, Myanmar and Thailand(recently) being ruled by the military. In Bangladesh, the government is weak and relies on the military to keep the country together.