Chao keng tatics
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What do you people say to the doctor when you want to chao keng to take mc?
I am asking out of curiousity.
So far I have only tried diahorea and chest pain from carrying too much heavy weight load. -
Hmm. Nobody replies.
Everybody here is so innocent and never chao keng before meh
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how u want us to teach plus explain?
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Just say what you say to the doctor lah
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you have 7 holes, every visit, just tell the MO one hole is bleeding.
Hey, you got 7 chao keng excuse liao
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ZOMG LOL.Originally posted by Quiet Guy:you have 7 holes, every visit, just tell the MO one hole is bleeding.
Hey, you got 7 chao keng excuse liao
"doc doc!!! my a*s is bleeding!!
its not stopping ever since i took a shit in the toilet in camp!!"
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Hmmm everytime i go clinic see doc,regardless of what illness(even cough flu),he/she will ask me need MC or not leh.
For MO,i only go there when i want to get excuses such as parades,run,etc,it quite easy,just say leg pain loh can liao -
The only quite effective tactic I can think of during NS time were dental appointments. Particularly those with teeth broken (or worn down) enough to regularly kena a loose filling or crown. My CSM was quite strict with anyone reporting sick during IPPT or SOC day, etc., but usually gave benefit of the doubt the rest of the time. (Those with appointments must travel to another army camp, so he really couldn't do much.) The chao kengers were also wise not to raise his suspicions. They got to disappear for half a day during these occasions!
For reservist, "easy": Hypertension. Don't even have to be the real deal. Just don't sleep the night before, or go work in a really stressful job. The MO can only take your blood pressure, perhaps ask about your background, before writing out an excuse chit. (Your own civilian doctor is supposed to monitor & treat you long-term.) I should stress that this won't work in active-time, when there'll be no rotating MOs to pass the buck around, nor frequent FFIs & medical checks for consistent follow-ups. Also, note that you're playing with your own health (if you're really ill). -
WTF...Originally posted by Quiet Guy:you have 7 holes, every visit, just tell the MO one hole is bleeding.
Hey, you got 7 chao keng excuse liao -
i have STD
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Originally posted by blitzonic:
Hmm. But if the MO ask you why you think you have hypertension and what symptoms you have, how to answer?
For reservist, "easy": Hypertension. Don't even have to be the real deal. Just don't sleep the night before, or go work in a really stressful job. The MO can only take your blood pressure, perhaps ask about your background, before writing out an excuse chit. (Your own civilian doctor is supposed to monitor & treat you long-term.) I should stress that this won't work in active-time, when there'll be no rotating MOs to pass the buck around, nor frequent FFIs & medical checks for consistent follow-ups. Also, note that you're playing with your own health (if you're really ill).
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just faint immediately infront of MOOriginally posted by constancebay:Hmm. But if the MO ask you why you think you have hypertension and what symptoms you have, how to answer? -
put axe oil into the eye..then report for sore eyes..
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I have that cramps.