26th Oct 2007 Enlistees, Fall In!
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-comes in-
-laughs at lychee boi and stella girl-
MUAhahHAHAHAHHA !
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yao si ah ni men.
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Dun be sad Kitty, your Detached will be back soon.Originally posted by Hello Kitty:
cheer up!
U still have me. Spartan, man of the men!
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me wan to play games... -
what game? care to share?Originally posted by Hello Kitty:
me wan to play games... -
secret games we play...
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guess who's comin home!
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Good evening, Sir. Platoon IC reporting strength, total strength 52, present 0... BOOKED OUT LOR!
Muahahahahahahaa
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double post
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haha.
haolian. -
going to ord
get my pink ic
i'll be having fun
while you are holding gun
have you ever wondered
why did we serve
because if we dont serve
we will have to go db go db HAH!
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me dun hv to serve leh.
simi si db. -
frequency/pitch of soundOriginally posted by Hello Kitty:me dun hv to serve leh.
simi si db. -
detached u mohawk?
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YeaOriginally posted by Freedom Fighter:detached u mohawk? Mohawk!!! Platoon 1!!! Tan tio ah!!! -
Had a fabulous 11 days confinement in BMT, other than some pricks - the camaraderie had been good.
Had some cigarette crisis, nightsnack fights and some other WTF moments - very laughable and memorable indeed. Training was reasonable (I find it too easy) and lotsa wayang wayang - senseless regimentation but no complaints, everyone had to do the same sh!t.
A little homesick during quiet times, missed loved ones and luxuries of civilian life - but managed to overcome them. I am fortunate my bunk mates are more motivated (except for some pricks, again) We pumped and did pull ups during admin time, to get and keep in shape.
Food was quite fu.cked compared to what we have outside the dreamy island, but finished every grain of rice. Tekong's oranges are really nice I ate 2 oranges per meal. Water, fruits, sweat and sun... Healthy lifestyle eh?
Well well, The BMT confinement period reinforces what I always knew, preached but failed to practise to the fullest - treasure what you have today. I will not take things for granted all the more now.
And no, I'm not brainwashed. It's still a land of fake democracy, nepotism and exploiting the people. -
Tekong food is already better than most unit's cookhouse so don't complain so much, its going to get worse.Originally posted by Detached:Had a fabulous 11 days confinement in BMT, other than some pricks - the camaraderie had been good.
Had some cigarette crisis, nightsnack fights and some other WTF moments - very laughable and memorable indeed. Training was reasonable (I find it too easy) and lotsa wayang wayang - senseless regimentation but no complaints, everyone had to do the same sh!t.
A little homesick during quiet times, missed loved ones and luxuries of civilian life - but managed to overcome them. I am fortunate my bunk mates are more motivated (except for some pricks, again) We pumped and did pull ups during admin time, to get and keep in shape.
Food was quite fu.cked compared to what we have outside the dreamy island, but finished every grain of rice. Tekong's oranges are really nice I ate 2 oranges per meal. Water, fruits, sweat and sun... Healthy lifestyle eh?
Well well, The BMT confinement period reinforces what I always knew, preached but failed to practise to the fullest - treasure what you have today. I will not take things for granted all the more now.
And no, I'm not brainwashed. It's still a land of fake democracy, nepotism and exploiting the people.
Training will be progressive so don't worry, you will start to get shag soon
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ur luved ones got include me anot.
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No.Originally posted by Hello Kitty:ur luved ones got include me anot.
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Actually i think cookhse food not bad leh,especially muslims,when i was in unit,i have a canteen that much more nearer,but i rather walk all the way to cookhse for the food,somemore it freeOriginally posted by dkcx:Tekong food is already better than most unit's cookhouse so don't complain so much, its going to get worse. -
In my earlier post, I mentioned that I experienced some WTF moments - just thought I should, in the spirit of community sharing and good laughter, expound a li'l more before I head out of the house.
1) We have a certain category of people among us - these people aren't just physically-weak, but lack strength of character, very feminine (more like effeminate) and are often the blacksheeps of the platoon. We address them as "Sister". Just imagine anywhere you call, your peers call you sister - even the sarges too
2) There's a China Boy (CB) sharing the same bunk as I; not trying to advocate or incite any racial hatred - I pride myself as very fair person all these years. It's a fact that he came from China and has only been in Singapore the last 2 years. CB is one problematic turd, he's extremely lazy, refused to fold his own smart 4, do area cleaning - basically don't expect him to move, with an exception to his bed, smoking corner and cookhouse.
The first night when I was unpacking, he came past my bed and slammed his arm on my locker and yelled "Paikia ah!" and for few nights, he would recite those local "gang poetry" - He also claimed to be a member from a local street gang. Everyone tulan him, bullied him to the extend he went to bao tor the commanders
And I am his "official translator", my job is to translate every instructions from English to Mandarin for him to understand (supposed to be his buddy's job but they had some serious disagreements). Imagine the below dialogue.
Commander: Ask CB to fill the water to the brink for water parade, if bottle's not filled to the brink - I'll fucking get him to drink up and refill"
My translation in Mandarin: Commander asked you to fill bottle to the brink, if not he will kill your family and make you drink more till you die"
CB's reply in Mandarin: *soft KNN* OK, I will get it filled to the brink"
My translation to the commander: Commander, he said knn - asked you go fuck your mother and he said he understand he needs to fill the water" Go imagine what happened to him Many more funny dialogues but I'm running out of time. I'll come back and tell you guys more of how a blotched translation job got CB beaten up by an indian platoon mate
3) The number 3 funny incident would be... hmm... the night we got caught red-handed not sleeping! Every night, we would sit around the table and talk cock even after lights off. And it just so happened that my bed is near the front windows. We were talking cock one night and around 0030, our platoon sergeant came up to our level and saw the few of us gathered around the table. My bunkmates scooted off and dived onto their beds - my bed was right at the front window and I had absolutely no chance to "escape"
The platoon sergeant shouted to me "Hey chee bye, still trying to run away from me is it?" I walked out of the bunk, put on a smiling face and replied "No lah, platoon sergeant... I was trying to walk near the window so I can wave to you" He controlled his laughter and went "Wave your pak pak, don't test my system and go to sleep now"
Ahhhh... Still so much stories... Yet so li'l time... Maybe tonight, maybe tonight! -
good.Originally posted by Detached:No.
me like ur honesty. -
me oso like the platoon sgt who f-ed u.
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No lah, that PS most kum with me. Always close one eye and let me off oneOriginally posted by Hello Kitty:me like the platoon sgt who f-ed u.