Hotel Tekong
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On a warm morning, hot sun in my face
Warm smell of sweat, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw my sergeant
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for months
There he stood in the doorway;
with his shiny boots
And I was thinking to myself,
'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell'
Then he gave me my field pack and he showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the Hotel Tekong
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel Tekong
Any time of year, you can find it here
His mind is military-twisted,
He got the 3 tonners
He got a lot of smelly recruits,
that he calls dogs
How they dance in the parade square, sweet summer sweat.
Some drills to remember, some drills to forget
So I called up the PC,
'Please bring me my Mac'
He said, 'We haven't had that crap
here since nineteen sixty seven'
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the Hotel Tekong
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
They're livin' it up at the Hotel Tekong
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis
Mirrors on the cabinets,
The pink cordial with no ice
And they said 'We are all just
prisoners here, of our own device'
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They shot it with their m16s,
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find my 11b back
To enter the place I was before
'Relax,' said my PC,
We are programmed to serve
You can book in any time you like,
but you can never leave
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F-U-C-K YOU!
NS SUCKS!
PERIOD! -
u're back DJ
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wah laoOriginally posted by BeRt^.^:u're back DJ
i back on weds evening liao
now den u realise
anyway i need to book in @ 1900 hrs later le -
u school 1 or 2?Originally posted by Freedom Fighter:wah lao
i back on weds evening liao
now den u realise
anyway i need to book in @ 1900 hrs later le -
2...Originally posted by BeRt^.^:u school 1 or 2?
RAVEN COY! -
pruss wan
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hey my nick in ur sig?Originally posted by ctstalin:pruss wan
im honored
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oh.... just beside the basketball court if i'm not wrongOriginally posted by Freedom Fighter:2...
RAVEN COY!
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got membership in that hotel ma
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yesssssOriginally posted by BeRt^.^:oh.... just beside the basketball court if i'm not wrong
why u last time raven also?
or pegasus -
I understand this is modified from hotel california, but did you made up the lyrics yourself or are they really singing it now in tekong?
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WTF no lah we nt singing it in tekongOriginally posted by Theballstopshere:I understand this is modified from hotel california, but did you made up the lyrics yourself or are they really singing it now in tekong?
is i very bored nth to do i changed the lyrics here and there lo
if we singning this in tekong now, i think we will have some srs issues man -
mus sign on 20 years contractOriginally posted by sEphIrOth:got membership in that hotel ma
u will get a new membership card, u exchange ur pink one for a green one! -
no i was a perm staff in TekongOriginally posted by Freedom Fighter:yesssss
why u last time raven also?
or pegasus -
ORD for 1 year loh..
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lol regular?Originally posted by BeRt^.^:no i was a perm staff in Tekong
or bangala worker?
or work in the cookhouse one? -
i ish a storeman in BMTC 2 HQ Condemn SquadOriginally posted by Freedom Fighter:lol regular?
or bangala worker?
or work in the cookhouse one? -
oiccOriginally posted by BeRt^.^:i ish a storeman in BMTC 2 HQ Condemn Squad
so last u wad frm wad coy in tekong? -
i ish 1999 K company no 1 recruitOriginally posted by Freedom Fighter:oicc
so last u wad frm wad coy in tekong? -
Viper for BMT
Charlie for recourse. -
i hope to be 2007 R company no 1 recruitOriginally posted by BeRt^.^:i ish 1999 K company no 1 recruit -
serious, once is v-funny, twice is funny, thrice? it's starting to get annoying.
what's your problem
if you like ns so much then stay there and tell your PS that i dont wann book out. -
hello mr nccOriginally posted by kenn3th:serious, once is v-funny, twice is funny, thrice? it's starting to get annoying.
what's your problem if you like ns so much then stay there and tell your PS that i dont wann book out. -
Hello Mr NCC?Originally posted by Freedom Fighter:hello mr ncc
DO YOU KNOW NCC TRAINING IS MUCH MORE WORSE THAN NS?
I am not from NCC lah, but they quite xiong de, compared to my bmt. KNN, NCC 1 session do like 100 + push up then their SGT so fierce...
I in BMT they dun even pump for fun.