Women's interpretation of Army
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I was having lunch with a few of my female superiors and we start to talk about army. One of the superiors says Guy are very lucky to be in army, below are the points they give.
1. One of the girls says guys can get extra $400 per year by getting gold for IPPT, she says IPPT is so easy to pass and get increments. Seriously no matter how hard i train i can only get silver so i guess i am really lousy which is true.
2. A female superior says doing guard duty is easy as it is just walking around and somemore can lose weight by walking. (Well they dun know turn outs, stand to positions and riot drills and not to mention bad D.O.)
3. This one is hilarious, i was getting a deferment for one of my exam as one of my exam clash with my ICT ( i am a part time student). One superior said " so nice, you can bring your text book with you to outfield to revise and you can study inside the tent." -
but women definitely dun want to go army though
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i think they missed out the following items.
everytime u leave the country, u need to call 1800 ENS NSNS to notify.
u may be called for ICT anytime in de year.
12 hr guard duty, is the DUTY itself, not counting the time taken to prepare before n after.
ur Basic training before passing out, is not a holiday camp. coz holiday camp ppl dun scold n swear at u.
there are more things juz that i cant remember only. -
they are optimistic abt it n look on the bright side loOriginally posted by corebooster:i think they missed out the following items.
everytime u leave the country, u need to call 1800 ENS NSNS to notify.
u may be called for ICT anytime in de year.
12 hr guard duty, is the DUTY itself, not counting the time taken to prepare before n after.
ur Basic training before passing out, is not a holiday camp. coz holiday camp ppl dun scold n swear at u.
there are more things juz that i cant remember only. -
true lahx.
we wan look on the bright side also can.
The country cares for us, so everytime we leave the country, we will give them a Bon voyage call first.
Every year we are entitled for 14days chalet up to 13 usage.
Every year we get to go for Counter Striker and Olympics training, after the training, if we get top frag or top speed, we get money.
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They have been brainwashed
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there is a possibility there tooOriginally posted by eagle:They have been brainwashed -
sumtimes ppl only c the surface of the water le without knowing wads below it..
n they will den say until like they know everytink inside out
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why care how they interpret? woman will never understand ns. just like guys will never know what is shi Yue huai tai
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they don't know anything 1 la
they can't even tahan one week of bmt already -
me 4 th day of bmt sucidal already .
bmt is tough .
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Your superiors are regulars? If not, well: talk is free. They are not bound by law to serve their nation; how would they understand what most guys go through?
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they didn't go thru the same shyt we go thru
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i rather go NS once and for all and reservice yearly than to have those f cramps every mth -_____________-Originally posted by SpeedStar:why care how they interpret? woman will never understand ns. just like guys will never know what is shi Yue huai tai -
some of the guys break their legs on purpose just to avoid training. u think leh?Originally posted by iamgina:i rather go NS once and for all and reservice yearly than to have those f cramps every mth -_____________- -
Guys tend to lose out a lot in terms of pay & seniority because of the 2 years served.
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sad, they noe nothing!
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sometimes ignorance is bliss.
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now im 2 years lagging behind the gals
just like all guys before..
bleahz -
juz think positive.
9mths to ORD LO!!!! -
Haha.. This is hillarious!Originally posted by thickskin23:I was having lunch with a few of my female superiors and we start to talk about army. One of the superiors says Guy are very lucky to be in army, below are the points they give.
1. One of the girls says guys can get extra $400 per year by getting gold for IPPT, she says IPPT is so easy to pass and get increments. Seriously no matter how hard i train i can only get silver so i guess i am really lousy which is true.
2. A female superior says doing guard duty is easy as it is just walking around and somemore can lose weight by walking. (Well they dun know turn outs, stand to positions and riot drills and not to mention bad D.O.)
3. This one is hilarious, i was getting a deferment for one of my exam as one of my exam clash with my ICT ( i am a part time student). One superior said " so nice, you can bring your text book with you to outfield to revise and you can study inside the tent."
I salute yr female superior -
we from the 2.5G army had to lag behind at least 2.5 years okie ! .... and some even more sway ... between the waiting to get into the army and waiting to get into the uni we wasted another half a year ... so it's THREE YEARS okie ! .....Originally posted by confusedboi:now im 2 years lagging behind the gals
just like all guys before..
bleahz -
74 days to ORD!
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dats why i neber complainOriginally posted by Fatum:we from the 2.5G army had to lag behind at least 2.5 years okie ! .... and some even more sway ... between the waiting to get into the army and waiting to get into the uni we wasted another half a year ... so it's THREE YEARS okie ! .....
coz i noe..
de 2.5years generation will swear/curse if we the 2years generation were to complain.
Now, early enlist, bo discount liaoz
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Oh well, its understandable lar given that they are kinda ignorant of the plight of men serving in the army. Its the same as when we guys say why Gals are lucky to have periods because:Originally posted by thickskin23:I was having lunch with a few of my female superiors and we start to talk about army. One of the superiors says Guy are very lucky to be in army, below are the points they give.
1. One of the girls says guys can get extra $400 per year by getting gold for IPPT, she says IPPT is so easy to pass and get increments. Seriously no matter how hard i train i can only get silver so i guess i am really lousy which is true.
2. A female superior says doing guard duty is easy as it is just walking around and somemore can lose weight by walking. (Well they dun know turn outs, stand to positions and riot drills and not to mention bad D.O.)
3. This one is hilarious, i was getting a deferment for one of my exam as one of my exam clash with my ICT ( i am a part time student). One superior said " so nice, you can bring your text book with you to outfield to revise and you can study inside the tent."
1) Ladies can justify their wilfulness by claiming PMS but they claim Jerks have no excuse
2) Ladies can get away and get a day off because they "claim" to have menstrual cramps and all.
3) Ladies can get to read and upgrade themselves when they are lying on the bed, resting from a bad menstrual cramp.