Only during army, you miss your pink IC,
as you are left with your 11B.
Only during army, you love your admin tee,
as that is most comfy.
Only during army, there are PC and OC.
and they knock you down twenty.
Only during army, you join the Sai Kang party,
and you do your guard duty.
Only during army, you do your daily PT,
and end up all sweaty.
Only during army, you try to geng MC,
or at least an attn B.
But even after army, there are still IPPT and ICT,
and worse still, RT.
So it is not just in army that you live in misery,
but even after army, you still feel so tiny.
Only during the army, you miss your coca
and they force you to drink weird taste water
Only during the army, you learn how to swear
even if you do not know those terms before...