Report Sick: Excuses You Can Get/ Rare, Funny, Weird Excuses
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u ever heard / come across / experienced urself?
suddenly thought of this topic. dont think it has been posted b4 rite?
for me, i haf met ppl who is excused sunlight
, and the funniest report sick reason was when one of my men came to report sick for butt pain - he actualli said a**hole pain but we haf to report it in a nicer language. but it was the joke of the day! 
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one guy said 'brain cramp' & the entire company was laughing. heard it from my friend anyway.
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yea..excuse rounds
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simi excuse rounds? how come excuse rounds?Originally posted by NathanG5:yea..excuse rounds -
think got some1 in my unit excuse sweating..
Any sweat....
No sweat, chicken feet, haha all the way
Now he can sing this song... -
got one guy in my sch last time
allergic to sweat -
cannot draw rounds..cannot handle rounds...y? i dunno..ask M.O..Originally posted by wuming78:simi excuse rounds? how come excuse rounds?
somemore its perm excuse.. -
i oni heard of excuse firearms for those who piu chiu. rounds? wat can rounds do without the wpns?!Originally posted by NathanG5:cannot draw rounds..cannot handle rounds...y? i dunno..ask M.O..
somemore its perm excuse.. -
Originally posted by NathanG5:cannot draw rounds..cannot handle rounds...y? i dunno..ask M.O..
somemore its perm excuse.. -
forget to add something..its excuse live rounds...Originally posted by wuming78:i oni heard of excuse firearms for those who piu chiu. rounds? wat can rounds do without the wpns?!
he still can lost it..use hammer to knock it..load his firearm n aim at someone..u get wat i mean...something to do with his brain...(tis is wat i heard..kenot cfm) -
think he shud jus be given excused nsOriginally posted by NathanG5:forget to add something..its excuse live rounds...
he still can lost it..use hammer to knock it..load his firearm n aim at someone..u get wat i mean...something to do with his brain...(tis is wat i heard..kenot cfm) -
there's my ex coursemate, got posted to new unit.
i'm not in that unit, but my friends from over there told me this
he took mc, then he called the unit back. reason for mc? 'SEH'... last night drink too much, SEH liao... and its not just one day mc, he took 2...
he's now a marked man -
Allergic to sweat, something like heat rash. Worse if the skin reacts badly to the sweat-drenched cloth that makes the uniform. Or allergic to grass - it happens! As long as you got a nasty-looking piece of skin to show, oozing and red and raw.
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excuse no.4...
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anyway i've heard of people get 'excuse green'... they see green they get spasms...
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win liao lor...Originally posted by kopiosatu:there's my ex coursemate, got posted to new unit.
i'm not in that unit, but my friends from over there told me this
he took mc, then he called the unit back. reason for mc? 'SEH'... last night drink too much, SEH liao... and its not just one day mc, he took 2...
he's now a marked man -
M.O cant do anything...he is sane most of the time...Originally posted by wuming78:think he shud jus be given excused ns
imagine a platoon down with 12 men..doing duty 24hr...n the platoon is in charge of the place the size of AMK...one men down..siao liao.. -
tt one easy lah. jus wear rose tinted glasses lor.Originally posted by kopiosatu:anyway i've heard of people get 'excuse green'... they see green they get spasms... -
oh.. at one point in time i was so tired of my recruits tt i asked my oc for excuse recruits.
o cos tt was a joke -
i had a bmt mate who was colour blind... dunno why they let him through...
he couldn't see GREEN, RED or YELLOW...
To himm green and red are different shades of black...
and yellow is orange to him.
we used to tell him our uniform is red... and the rifle is green. -
such serious colour blindness never kanna downgrade?Originally posted by kopiosatu:i had a bmt mate who was colour blind... dunno why they let him through...
he couldn't see GREEN, RED or YELLOW...
To himm green and red are different shades of black...
and yellow is orange to him.
we used to tell him our uniform is red... and the rifle is green. -
amazing eh? he posted to be RPOriginally posted by wuming78:such serious colour blindness never kanna downgrade? -
i got one more..its not sick reason or excuse..
our unit have an unwritten policy of letting 1 or 2 people going on off every duty day...so its a tough fight on who have the best reason to go on off..
so tis guy from my platoon tell our Specs tat on the next duty day its his Father death anniversary...so obviously he have the best reason to go..
but few weeks later..he uses the same reason again...
one of my platoon mate heard what he say to the spec(another spec from other platoon attach to us)..n ask tat guy.."u have 2 father ar"?... -
Start from PTP, a friend had this skin problem at his groin. So he was excused sweating. Another guy, he had asthma problem or so we thought. Everytime there's a run, you will see him falling out due to shortness of breath. But come to games, he can play soccer like a man cured. The medic was scolding him "cannot run just now, then now can play soccer?!" Then there was OPS BACINET, this guy said that his grandmother is ill, my OC scrambled to find a replacement and let him go home. Guess where my OC saw him the following day? Orchard with his friends. Seen alot of ppl excuse footwear but ended up playing soccer with shoes on. Even Pes E personnel.
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tt shows how creative our soldiers are! at their own expense, tt is.Originally posted by jacobs:Start from PTP, a friend had this skin problem at his groin. So he was excused sweating. Another guy, he had asthma problem or so we thought. Everytime there's a run, you will see him falling out due to shortness of breath. But come to games, he can play soccer like a man cured. The medic was scolding him "cannot run just now, then now can play soccer?!" Then there was OPS BACINET, this guy said that his grandmother is ill, my OC scrambled to find a replacement and let him go home. Guess where my OC saw him the following day? Orchard with his friends. Seen alot of ppl excuse footwear but ended up playing soccer with shoes on. Even Pes E personnel.