Report Sick: Excuses You Can Get/ Rare, Funny, Weird Excuses
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i think i got the best one. there is a staff sergent in my formation commonly known as EXCUSE BRAIN. cos that part of the anatomy is on perpetual off. everyone knows it.
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Originally posted by wocc:
how does one excuse his brain?
i think i got the best one. there is a staff sergent in my formation commonly known as [b]EXCUSE BRAIN. cos that part of the anatomy is on perpetual off. everyone knows it. [/b]
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simple... dont think at all. but can become SSG i quite amazed. some more from 1SG to SSG about 1 yr 8 months only. SAF continues to amaze me all the time. an "eye opening career". FYI the person not from the JPS. just plain o level thats all.
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simple... dont think at all. but can become SSG i quite amazed. some more from 1SG to SSG about 1 yr 8 months only. SAF continues to amaze me all the time. an "eye opening career". FYI the person not from the JPS. just plain o level thats all.
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When I OOD and had to go back to serve my remaining 3 months, I got excused boots for 1 month because of blisters after wearing boots for the first week. The MO was nice to me lah ...
then there was this time where (true one ah), I had difficulity opening my mouth because the sides of my jaw hurt. i think i was too heaty or something. wasted 1 day waiting for x-ray and all that. -
Ya.... i remember. There's this guy in my unit from support company who had colour deficiency. I heard that he can only see black and white.
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I think mine experience got to be the most absurb liao.
Got one trainee come and say he scare of dark cannot do duty at night....the MO really give to him, his official excuse is excuse night duty.
Another one best...can get diploma but you know he come unit give problem, refuse to talk in the end....the MO gives him EXCUSE TALKING!
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my dog is sick...
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This is normal. Always see this kind excuse ard.Originally posted by BrUtUs:excuse no.4... -
I have a frd whom actually excuse dusty environment.
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Originally posted by gasband:I think mine experience got to be the most absurb liao.
Got one trainee come and say he scare of dark cannot do duty at night....the MO really give to him, his official excuse is excuse night duty.
Another one best...can get diploma but you know he come unit give problem, refuse to talk in the end....the MO gives him EXCUSE TALKING!
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Jaguar Coy aren't you?I was in the same batch , I think..Dec 2000.Originally posted by epImetheus:one guy said 'brain cramp' & the entire company was laughing. heard it from my friend anyway.