1. YouÂ’re concerned that your No. 4 makes you look fat.
2. Your Counterstrike abilities donÂ’t translate at the range.
3. You take the old army saying, “Your gun is your wife” way too seriously.
4. You ask your OC if your mummy can take the bunk next to you.
5. You just canÂ’t find a handbag that will match your boots.
6. You always forget which part of the grenade to throw.
7. The rank you hope to attain in the Air Force is “Chief Stewardess”.
8. YouÂ’re being persuaded by those voices in your head.
9. You love horse-riding and you heard SAF got a lot of white ones.
10. You canÂ’t be a Regular, because youÂ’re more like a XXL.
11. Back in school, even the NCC downgraded you.
12. You just canÂ’t understand why the Navy vessels all donÂ’t have a casino onboard.
13. You think the M16 is an unsuitable weapon for a Jedi Knight.
14. As if having to squat wasnÂ’t bad enough, you also canÂ’t do it outdoors.
15. Oh, that small incident where you drove the tank into the cookhouseÂ…
16. Yes, you may have more combat experience than the average NSF, but that was World War II, Ah Kong.
17. Your last job was operating a dunking tank at a fun fair.
18. Your IQ is above 50.
19. You think it’ll improve your chances of scoring with women – look how you kept being approached by those chicks in Thailand and Taiwan!
20. You want to make it to OCS so you can bring your boyfriend to your POP.
21. You actually want to go to war.
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www.talkingcock.commod: paiseh. accidentally editted your post instead of replying to it. restored it to original liao. 
