Common phrases you'll hear in the Army
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of course not.Originally posted by wuming78:i hope u dont wear it wherever u go.
showing off maybe.Originally posted by Kaczynski:Haha...Pride mah...
Anyway, is it any offence to wear the head dress outside of camp (when i No. 4)? I drove past Khatib area and saw a guy donning his Khaki beret walking around...
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u are referring to outside camp right? cos inside my camp almost all the people don't want headdress, including officers.Originally posted by Joshua1975:it is an offence NOT to wear head dress in any uniform be No. 3 or 4. that is if the MPs is around.
it your luck to meet a MP and he caught you for not wearing head dress....
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Originally posted by LazerLordz:Ahah!More clues to his vocation.
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Wear beret look more zai
, but really very uncomfortable... if given a choice i would definitely choose jockey cap over beret. -
haha suddenly all of us go off-topics and discuss about beret liao.
nevermind, i have created a new thread to discuss all about head dress. feel free to go there to continue discussion.
http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=119008
at the meantime any of u guys with funny common phrases spoken in the army, pls continue to post them here. -
sgt to a PL of hokkian peng.
sgt: gentleman. for the next 3 mth, one of the main thing you will learned will be call INTEGRITY.
rec abc: sgt. what is integrity?
sgt: it mean one for all, all for one. rec abc since you ask, i will teach you all now.
rec abc knock it down, now.
(rec abc knock it down the rest still standing.)
sgt: ccb, what the fcuk the rest waiting for? whole lot knock it now. rec abc this is what i call INTEGRITY. understand?
rec abc: yes sgt. -
Haha i remember 1 similar...Originally posted by Joshua1975:sgt to a PL of hokkian peng.
sgt: gentleman. for the next 3 mth, one of the main thing you will learned will be call INTEGRITY.
rec abc: sgt. what is integrity?
sgt: it mean one for all, all for one. rec abc since you ask, i will teach you all now.
rec abc knock it down, now.
(rec abc knock it down the rest still standing.)
sgt: ccb, what the fcuk the rest waiting for? whole lot knock it now. rec abc this is what i call INTEGRITY. understand?
rec abc: yes sgt.
Sgt:knock it down all lot!
rec:1,2...18,19
Sgt:how many more?
rec:1(want) more
Sgt: ok crutches position change.. -
'Hoi! Excuse thinking is it?!?!?!'
'Grandfudder's army is it!?!?!?!'
Sgt to RECs (in pumping position): How many more?
RECs (in unison): MANY MANY MORE!!!!!
When part of the platoon is sitting in the sun while the rest are in the shade:
'One in the sun, all in the sun! One in the shade, all in the shade!' -
"here we go again, same old s.hit again."
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ya...Originally posted by Gordonator:"here we go again, same old s.hit again."
more like of a starting phrase for a song leh.
here we go again, same old s.hit again.
up and down this avenue 0 days and we'll be through. -
Now i working oso sing this song. 2 more days and i be through..Originally posted by Joshua1975:ya...
more like of a starting phrase for a song leh.
here we go again, same old s.hit again.
up and down this avenue 0 days and we'll be through. -
hahaaaa.... more of same sh.t, different day for worksOriginally posted by gnoik:Now i working oso sing this song. 2 more days and i be through.. -
i remember back then as a recruit, every saturday morning will definitely sing,Originally posted by Joshua1975:ya...
more like of a starting phrase for a song leh.
here we go again, same old s.hit again.
up and down this avenue 0 days and we'll be through.
"Today is my book out day, book out, book out."
then the following day book in, will definitely sing,
"here we go again, same old s.hit again." -
Goodness.. wonder when these army songs were first invented...
Classics man... something which all NSFs past and present can identify with. -
I only pity the song i/c. Cos he sure get sore throat!Originally posted by cornyfish2000:Goodness.. wonder when these army songs were first invented...
Classics man... something which all NSFs past and present can identify with. -
"Tonight got turnout or not har?"
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i remember when i first reported there for checkup....i lit up a cigarette immediately after i left the building....seriously i didnt know couldnt smoke.... when i reach the gate the guard stare at me eyes wide open...before he could open his mouth i finish my cigarette already...threw it on the floor, whereby the MP said "please pick that up sir....."Originally posted by tarutaru:They used to say that have not heard anyone got caught for that offence yet. Last time used to go CMPB everyweek also did not bring any head dress, don't even talk about wearing them, the MP there also did not say anything.
i really miss the power of being a civilian...lol.. -
A nice trick i played on some trainees during Guards Conversation Course....
Saturday day aka bookout day, the men just finished eating lunch in the cookhouse, formed up at platoon level at company line liao, i walked over to my platoon and asked them :
Me : Guys, today is what day?
Men : Sgt Today is book out day loh
Me : Lanjiao understand! Today is Saturday! Whole lot knock it down!
Men : @!$$!@$#% (pumping position)
Me : Recover! All fuck off in one minute from camp and go get some fucks.
Men : Yes Sgt!!
I always like to tease them...keke... -
"what's for lunch?"
"today cookhouse eat what har?"
"how come today no western?" -
''i miss my girlfren lah ''
got or not ? -
got.Originally posted by SGpork:''i miss my girlfren lah ''
got or not ? -
Recruit stage:
"Start from zero"
"Cant hear you"
"Yuuuuuuuuum Seeeeeeeeeeeng"
"CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR"
"Auntie can give more?"
"SIAO LIAO!1!! Where my 11B?"
Unit stage:
"Go sign [number]"
"CB, kena arrow again" -
still have another...Originally posted by SGpork:''i miss my girlfren lah ''
got or not ?
PTE: sgt, i cannot contact my girlfren leh. how arh? can i book out?
SGT: ermmm... no, the camp need to you do guards duty.
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This happened in my camp guardroom before...
DO:"Do you people know what's a turnout or stand to?"
Guards: "Erm, not very sure., sir"
DO: "And you SGT, do you know?"
G2IC: "I'm not entirely sure , Sir.."
DO: "Eh, your three stripes from SISPEC or not?"
Guards snicker a bit.Silently of course..
G2IC: "Sir, I was from OETI."
DO: "I don't recognise any SGT rank not from SISPEC one.."
Now we all turned inflamed inside.Cuz he just looked down on our training school in one sentenced.Turns out the 2WO had served his time in SISPEC as a PC..
That happened a long time ago.. -
SAF Terms
Soldier Definition
when you sign on
kum lan
pass out from course
sia lan
your boss don't give chance
lau lan
you do something with no result
lan pa pa lan
sabo king
kwai lan
missing promotion
tu lan
kana condemn
lan lan
early release
kio tio gu lan
going ROD/ORD
boh hew lan
do nothing
cho boh lan
come back for reservist
cho si mi lan
doing shit jobs
kana lan
woman join Army
mulan