Men are Like.............
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(dun kill me~!~!~!~!~!
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MEN ARE LIKE....
Men are like.....Floor tile.
Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for a lifetime.
Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....Parking spots.
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.
Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like.....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Men are like.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
Men are like.....Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are. -
Men are like.....Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm,
Full-bodied, and can keep
You up all night long.
Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head
Right for your hips.
Men are like.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite
Sure why.
Men are like.....Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take
Them anywhere.
Men are like.....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're
Always in your hair.
Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and
Are usually wrong.
Men are like.....Laxatives.
They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like.....Noodles.
They're always in hot water, they
Lack taste, and they need dough.
Men are like.....Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a
Hardware store or the bathroom.
Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a
little while.
Men are like.....Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how
Many inches you'll get or how long he
will last.
Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and
unreliable.
Men are like.....Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like....The Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either
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Originally posted by lilogirl:
(dun kill me~!~!~!~!~! )
[b]MEN ARE LIKE....
Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. but life-saving leh!
Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. that says so much about women rite?
Men are like.....Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are. in what sense??
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tats a good one!!!
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heh, true yet not very.
Men are like... Men
Just as human...
just as unpredictable...
just as cute as women are!