One sour note was the stitches required by Torres after a clash of heads with Ryan Shawcross.
This after Jamie Carragher and Martin Skrtel required similar treatment at White Hart Lane on Sunday.
Benitez quipped: "We are at the top of the table now with 23 stitches. Carra, Torres and Skrtel. I haven't seen how many Torres has but I can guarantee you it's about 10."
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Then Ferguson will counter his statement, "We are at the top of the table with the most shit. The entire squad got diarrhea and shit a lot before the burnley match. I can guarantee you its a lot of shit because some even shit in their shorts. The players were in no condition for the match."
Just came back from shitting, woah! Feel Im lighter by a few kilos lol.![]()