A cucumber, a pickle and a penis were all
sitting around one day talking about how much
their lives sucked. The cucumber said "Man my
life sucks. Whenever i get big fat and juicy,
someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad!"
So the pickle looks up at him and says "You
think you have it bad? Whenever I get big fat
and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts
spices on me and sticks me in a jar!"
The Penis glared at them both and said "You guys
think you have it rough? Whenever I get big fat
and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head,
stick me in a dark room, and bang my head
against a wall until I throw up and pass out!"
wahahahahhahahaha 
