Okay here it goes
One day, 4 babies were born at K.K. Hospital: a
German, a Jewish, a Filipino and a Singaporean.
However, someone mixed up the babies by
mistake, and the nurses couldn't differentiate
between them.
However, the head sister had a bright idea. She
lined the babies up in front of her and
exclaimed, "Heil Hitler!"
At hearing this, the German baby raised his arm in
a salute, while the Jewish baby soiled his diapers.
In the meantime, the Singaporean baby turned to
the Filipino baby and said, "Clean that up!"
